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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]

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Look at who beat us:

 

Rush Yards: 4 guys - 3 FRESHMEN and 1 SOPHOMORE QB - rushed for 200 of their 226 yards

Pass Yards: 1 guy, SOPHOMORE - threw for 231 yards

Receiving Yards - 140 of their 231 receiving yards were from FRESHMEN

 

If Herman can't beat them with an experienced team, not sure what happens when TCU has more experience than us.

 

2 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Thanks Tom for wasting Sam's Sr yr. 

So ready for him to be gone, if anyone thinks he’s accurate you watch games with your eyes crossed.  I think his percentage when under pressure for this game was less then the 17% last week.  Yea I know there were drops but many were tough catches to make also.

I mean, fuck's sake, we haven't even played a good team yet.  We should prob be 1-2 against 3 of the worst teams on our schedule (minus KU).

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

We’re 4-5 in Big 12 play the last 9 games? Holy shit

We are also 2-12 when trailing at the half under Herman. 

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

He gets another if he wants it.  But who the fuck would if they were him?

I just don’t understand why Mack Fucking Can’t Beat OU Orange Slice Brown is our ceiling.  
 

What's the point? Another 7 win season at best

Just now, tjhooker said:

He probably won't. I think he has played himself into a 2nd Rd draft pick.  

Lol

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

So ready for him to be gone, if anyone thinks he’s accurate you watch games with your eyes crossed.  I think his percentage when under pressure for this game was less then the 17% last week.  Yea I know there were drops but many were tough catches to make also.

I'd also prefer if we stop the 1 yard passes to the WR w/ the DB draped all over him.

At first I wanted to punch the fuck out of the refs, then I wanted  to punch the fuck out of Herman... I hate that smug fuck. But now I realize I’m just beating myself up and I just need to let it go. 

11 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Beat ou? Lol sure

Didn’t tcu blow

us out a few years ago and we turned around and beat ou? We always get up for ou. It’s these games against teams that we should beat we suck.

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I mean, fuck's sake, we haven't even played a good team yet.  We should prob be 1-2 against 3 of the worst teams on our schedule (minus KU).

Lose to OU 

Lose to OSU

Lose to WV

ISU, KSU and Baylor are tossups 

4-6 or 5-5 season is likely. 

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He is who is he is.  This was a patent Tom Herman game.  Show up uninspired against a team that won 5 games last year.  Start the game slow as usual.  Lots of missed tackles.  Struggle all game.  Finally find something that works and take the lead in the 4th quarter.  Immediately abandon everything that's working and call run, run, pass, punt to kill any fucking momentum.

This has happened every game.  He is "Turtle Tom".  He likes to think he's a fucking tough smart coach.  He's a pussy that turtles.  Our team is a reflection of him.  

For fucks sake... just hire Urban.  

 

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Didn’t tcu blow

us out a few years ago and we turned around and beat ou? We always get up for ou. It’s these games against teams that we should beat we suck.

The knock on Herman at UH was he plays the big teams well and the lesser teams give him trouble...I have no doubt UT will play OU close and would not shock me at all if they win

If he can't do it with a Sr. QB, he can't do it.  4 years is enough.  

When I heard Tom in an interview, he said he wanted to keep the atmosphere fun at Texas because it was no fun the year they won the championship at OSU.  I took that he is too lazy to prepare for every game.  I’m now convinced is is the situation.  

2 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

He probably won't. I think he has played himself into a 2nd Rd draft pick.  

I hope he thinks so too..

1 minute ago, Tony Two K said:

Fire Herman.

Hire Urban.

Tomorrow. Won't help any this season, but go ahead and start recruiting for the future. 

Sad that I’m not even that upset right now. Knew before the season started there would be at least 2 or 3 losses against teams we should beat. It’s going to continue until Herman is gone. It’s who he is and has always been. I’ll continue to watch every game because I love the team that much. But I won’t have any expectations high or low until the next coach is brought in. Just hope that’s sooner than later.Tomorrow would be nice........

2 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

He probably won't. I think he has played himself into a 2nd Rd draft pick.  

I mean I love Sam but he is not anywhere near a good enough passer to be in the NFL, and certainly not anywhere near good enough a runner to make up for it. If I were him I would stay here and play for that cushy job with some big alum.

But hey every player here thinks they can make it in the league so I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't come back next season and gave it a shot.

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

When I heard Tom in an interview, he said he wanted to keep the atmosphere fun at Texas because it was no fun the year they won the championship at OSU.  I took that he is too lazy to prepare for every game.  I’m now convinced is is the situation.  

It's definitely fun for the other team 

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

When I heard Tom in an interview, he said he wanted to keep the atmosphere fun at Texas because it was no fun the year they won the championship at OSU.  I took that he is too lazy to prepare for every game.  I’m now convinced is is the situation.  

No fun in winning championships 

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Fucking SMU would smash this team.

They would move the ball up and down the field with ease 

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Where's the fucking fight from Herman? He should've been screaming in the refs ears all game from start to finish. Where was he at the least getting an explanation from refs at the end with how that safety bullshit went and the extra second left? We see Patterson tearing the refs a new asshole and then they change a call in his favor. It shows your players that you give a fuck and you're fighting for them on top of that fact that you see it effect the refs calls for you favorably. Barking at the refs works. In all of these dubious officiating scenarios all we ever see of Tom is him hiding behind his sunglasses and mask and cap trying to turtle himself under the player's bench.

3 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

At first I wanted to punch the fuck out of the refs, then I wanted  to punch the fuck out of Herman... I hate that smug fuck. But now I realize I’m just beating myself up and I just need to let it go. 

Yep. I’ve given up getting excited about the program. Woke up this morning and had to temper my expectations again. Herman just doesn’t have what it takes.

16 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Negged. Don’t be a pussy

You're right. The OU comment was too far. I hope we beat OU and then drop every other game so he doesn't coach a game in 2021. 

But he'll hang another listless 8 win season on the wall and Bellmont won't do a damn thing.

Just now, D_Goose said:

Where's the fucking fight from Herman? He should've been screaming in the refs ears all game from start to finish. Where was he at the least getting an explanation from refs at the end with how that safety bullshit went and the extra second left? We see Patterson tearing the refs a new asshole and then they change a call in his favor. It shows your players that you give a fuck and you're fighting for them on top of that fact that you see it effect the refs calls for you favorably. Barking at the refs works. In all of these dubious officiating scenarios all we ever see of Tom is him hiding behind his sunglasses and mask and cap trying to turtle himself under the player's bench.

This guy?

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Whats TCUs rivalry game now that they own Texas?  Iowa State and OU?  Hard to say since they only regularly beat Texas.

I've been done but I'm 100% out.  He has to lose more games as a 10+ point favorite than any coach in the country.  I would love access to a database to see his record as a heavy favorite in his short, shitty career. He did the same fucking thing at UH and hoodwinked everyone with his big wins.  He's a god damn fraud.  And an arrogant piece of shit at that.  Fuck him.

1 hour ago, Treefidy said:

The good news is after UF then fOSU, there’s only about 7-8 other jobs that aren’t an definite step down, and we are on that list.   
 

Riley to NFL, Saban retiring, or USC pulling their head out of their ass, the rest of them look pretty set for the next several years

Plot twist, Riley goes to the NFL and Urban takes the ou job.

2 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

Fucking SMU would smash this team.

You get my first rage +1

We're head and shoulders above everyone else when it comes to gimmicks and cute shtick - sledgehammers, gold teeth, baseball bats on the team bus, mouth kisses, a urine meter and on and on.   Not to mention leading the country in social justice reform.   Yay.
 
Unfortunately, we suck in player development, discipline, maturity, being buttoned up and anything else that equates to being a good football team. 
 
Laughable. 
11 minutes ago, Horny04 said:

 

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5 minutes ago, txbroadcaster said:

The knock on Herman at UH was he plays the big teams well and the lesser teams give him trouble...I have no doubt UT will play OU close and would not shock me at all if they win

Yup and he's done nothing to change that rep.

Just now, Spankytoes said:

Plot twist, Riley goes to the NFL and Urban takes the ou job.

That would be disastrous and cement us as a second rate program, though we pretty much already are

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

I've been done but I'm 100% out.  He has to lose more games as a 10+ point favorite than any coach in the country.  I would love access to a database to see his record as a heavy favorite in his short, shitty career. He did the same fucking thing at UH and hoodwinked everyone with his big wins.  He's a god damn fraud.  And an arrogant piece of shit at that.  Fuck him.

To back up your first observation, we have the most losses to unranked teams as a ranked team, so yup. 

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

I've been done but I'm 100% out.  He has to lose more games as a 10+ point favorite than any coach in the country.  I would love access to a database to see his record as a heavy favorite in his short, shitty career. He did the same fucking thing at UH and hoodwinked everyone with his big wins.  He's a god damn fraud.  And an arrogant piece of shit at that.  Fuck him.

ESPN just posted that we have the most losses as an AP ranked team since 2017. Weeeeeeee thanks Herm

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TCU is not a good team. They will probably go .500 this year. Herman is a pussy. He turtles with the lead. He allows terrible coaches to stick around for years. Because he has no fucking clue what he’s doing. 

wasting time with injury report.  fuck you Tom. FUCK YOU!  Its all on you Tom and your shitty situational awareness.

Hey! At least they made it to October before ruining the season this year.  Progress!

Never thought I would see a coach more of a pussy than Mack Brown, yet here we are....

Meanwhile, in Tuscaloosa....aggy hanging with bama.  14-14 in the first quarter.

 

Just now, jinx said:

Hey! At least they made it to October before ruining the season this year.  Progress!

Thanks covid19.

4 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

Plot twist, Riley goes to the NFL and Urban takes the ou job.

F u man

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