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Lindsey and the others have a tiger by the tail, and it's going to be fun when they let it go.  

If the Dems were smart, they'd be funding a MAGA party.

For the Soros operatives, I'm more than happy to help setup such a party, and I can work fairly cheap.

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Just went to the Canon City, CO Walmart.  This may be the Trumpiest of the Trumpy-places.  4 unrelated shoppers open carrying. At least half the people with some sort of visible display of antagonistic conservatism.  Blue line American flags, MAGA hats and my personal favorite, a Dead Votes Matter T-shirt.

These are the vestigial remains of small-town America, an environment where I grew up.  It is generally populated by the worst and dullest now.  Those that couldn’t figure their way to an environment more conducive to modern prosperity.  They just exist here in these dead and decaying towns, the world passing them by, stewing over the effects of post-industrial change and directing their anger at whatever boogie man they are directed towards by whoever they identify as their source of truth and leadership.

Not that they could ever recognize or understand that.  They can rightfully sense their world is eroding, but they don’t have the ability to analyze it and react in a way that might improve their situation.  They just have emotional reaction without meaningful  thought, and it’s sad as fuck.

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Just went to the Canon City, CO Walmart.  This may be the Trumpiest of the Trumpy-places.  4 unrelated shoppers open carrying. At least half the people with some sort of visible display of antagonistic conservatism.  Blue line American flags, MAGA hats and my personal favorite, a Dead Votes Matter T-shirt.
These are the vestigial remains of small-town America, an environment where I grew up.  It is generally populated by the worst and dullest now.  Those that couldn’t figure their way to an environment more conducive to modern prosperity.  They just exist here in these dead and decaying towns, the world passing them by, stewing over the effects of post-industrial change and directing their anger at whatever boogie man they are directed towards by whoever they identify as their source of truth and leadership.
Not that they could ever recognize or understand that.  They can rightfully sense their world is eroding, but they don’t have the ability to analyze it and react in a way that might improve their situation.  They just have emotional reaction without meaningful  thought, and it’s sad as fuck.

Sad….but….and hear me out here….fuck ‘em.
8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Sad….but….and hear me out here….fuck ‘em.

I guess I just hate that we have gone from “us” to “us and them” and are rapidly approaching “us or them.”  In that context, I know who I will support and who I hope wins, but I am not sure there are any winners at that point.  I know this is a cornerstone of your ledge party platform.

2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I guess I just hate that we have gone from “us” to “us and them” and are rapidly approaching “us or them.”  In that context, I know who I will support and who I hope wins, but I am not sure there are any winners at that point.  I know this is a cornerstone of your ledge party platform.

Correct - there is no path forward to a win.  We live in a country that will always be at least partly controlled (due to the Senate and party strength in certain states) by people who pander to abject morons whose political belief system primarily consists of temper tantrums, blame of others, and oppositional defiance disorder, among other things that border on and occasionally cross over into being completely psychotic.

There always have been and always will be such folks.  This country should provide a stable and safe place for them to live.  We should NOT put them in charge.  But in large swaths of the country -- and again, on the national level via the Senate -- that's exactly what we've done.  Texas, right now, is being governed to 100% appeal to and appease that exact demographic (including their beliefs fed to them by people who want to manipulate the system for profit).  It's why Texans freeze to death in their own homes, it's why Texans are dying in hospital parking lots.  The way forward is death -- and a lot more of it.  We all lose.

They may take our rotten eggs...

But they may never take...

Our Freedom! 

Having seen the typical Harris County resident diet, I would say the risk of rotten egg smell is many times greater indoor than outdoor.

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Just went to the Canon City, CO Walmart.  This may be the Trumpiest of the Trumpy-places.  4 unrelated shoppers open carrying. At least half the people with some sort of visible display of antagonistic conservatism.  Blue line American flags, MAGA hats and my personal favorite, a Dead Votes Matter T-shirt.

These are the vestigial remains of small-town America, an environment where I grew up.  It is generally populated by the worst and dullest now.  Those that couldn’t figure their way to an environment more conducive to modern prosperity.  They just exist here in these dead and decaying towns, the world passing them by, stewing over the effects of post-industrial change and directing their anger at whatever boogie man they are directed towards by whoever they identify as their source of truth and leadership.

Not that they could ever recognize or understand that.  They can rightfully sense their world is eroding, but they don’t have the ability to analyze it and react in a way that might improve their situation.  They just have emotional reaction without meaningful  thought, and it’s sad as fuck.

God damn, dude. Can you write a book on this? I would very much like to read it.

Take a drive through west texas. It’s all like this. 

At least The Last Picture Show had nudes.
1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

Having seen the typical Harris County resident diet, I would say the risk of rotten egg smell is many times greater indoor than outdoor.

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Anybody tell him that Hydrogen Sulfide is actually dangerous if inhaled for moderate periods of time?  Trump's own OSHA director rewrote the rules on exposure and made it even more serious to be around improperly, outdoors.  

Also, Briscoe...your wife's pussy smells like Hydrogen Sulfide but you wouldn't know that because you haven't been down on anything but the S.S. Ballsack off the coast of Nantucket.  

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You're goddamn right he did.

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14 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

Is that a Union Jack on the inside of the collar of the guy chanting 1776?

Another psychopath in Iowa

Loading up another round

While the NRA in Columbine 

Hunt Marilyn Manson down

Powder in the Pentagon 

Cruel letters in the mail 

Some KKK white supremacist 

Cooking up a dose of rate hate

 

I don't need no country

I don't fly no flag

I cut no slack for the UNION JACK

Stars and Stripes have got me jet-lagged yeah

 

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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

There always have been and always will be such folks.  This country should provide a stable and safe place for them to live. 

Decent Citizens>the incarcerated>fucking Trumpy assholes

Hate these god damn people 

 

44 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hate these god damn people 

 

Some of them will die from Covid in the next several months.

Woodchucks are a special kind of dumb. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Hate these god damn people 

 

I dunno, maaaan... seems like a Nazi doctor isn't what you'd want to elect as governor.

34 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Some of them will die from Covid in the next several months.

Good

To be fair to these Maine protesting dipshits, I got them all wound up when I sent them a photoshopped Medical School diploma of Janet Mills, signed by a Doctor Josef Mengele from 2019.  I thought many of them would realize he was dead, but the rumor got started he also moonlights at the CDC...and well...you know how these folks get with a good theory.

There are a lot of fucking lunatics in Maine.

That may be the whole population of Maine in that tweet. 

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Of course people in Maine are crazy. What other state has whole towns disappearing over a couple of days, babies getting run over by 18 wheelers, rabid dogs and kids disappearing every 27 years.

Yeah...  but that whoopee pie, though.  

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Yeah...  but that whoopee pie, though.  

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3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Hate these god damn people 

 

Maine is a really strange fucking place

9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Maine is a really strange fucking place

Who knows what goes on all tucked away down there.

1 hour ago, hornmpa96 said:

Of course people in Maine are crazy. What other state has whole towns disappearing over a couple of days, babies getting run over by 18 wheelers, rabid dogs and kids disappearing every 27 years.

The whole prison business…

3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I dunno, maaaan... seems like a Nazi doctor isn't what you'd want to elect as governor.

These are GQP supporters.  I am not sure that they don’t mean ‘Nazi Doctor’ as a complement.  

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We're so fucked. 

11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

We're so fucked. 

That's, verbatim, what Kevin McCarthy released as his statement.  Boiler plate enablement. 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Yeah...  but that whoopee pie, though.  

Ayuh!

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's, verbatim, what Kevin McCarthy released as his statement.  Boiler plate enablement. 

Gotta make sure that everybody stays on message for the masses.  

The GOP says Critical Race Theory is a danger to our country because ....reasons....

 

15 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That's, verbatim, what Kevin McCarthy released as his statement.  Boiler plate enablement. 

What was McCarthy doing in Alabama?

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What was McCarthy doing in Alabama?

A Californian? Driving up trailer prices, duh.

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