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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I didn't know where to put this, so I'm putting it here:

 

Dude looks like he’s about to shoot finger-lightning at Luke Skywalker.

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Dude looks like he’s about to shoot finger-lightning at Luke Skywalker.

not before he gives birth to whatever is lurking below his belt

11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

not before he gives birth to whatever is lurking below his belt

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I didn't know where to put this, so I'm putting it here:

 

Anyone know if Ms. Gingrich is freakishly strong?

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Why is the "vaccines make you magnetic" thing still a thing?  And I've asked like 3 times, WHY WOULD THAT PARTICULAR SUPER POWER BE A PROBLEM?

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why is the "vaccines make you magnetic" thing still a thing?  And I've asked like 3 times, WHY WOULD THAT PARTICULAR SUPER POWER BE A PROBLEM?

 

7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I can't recall the exact time but somewhere around late last fall/early winter, a reporter was in some BFE Oklahoma town talking to anti-vaxxers.  They were sitting in some little cafe talking to locals.  After a couple of rounds of questions the reporter brought up the fact that dotard had taken the vaccine.  The group immediately took to calling dotard a yankee carpetbagger.

They love dotard b/c he says retarded shit they love.  The minute he starts speaking anything sensible, they will turn on him like a snake. 

 

I didn't know where to put this, so I'm putting it here:


Takes “Get off my lawn!” to another level.

I'm jealous 'cause that's a nice looking chunk of land.  But Mr. & Mrs. Gingrich just have that look about them that screams "Indoorsy" 



They love dotard b/c he says retarded shit they love.  The minute he starts speaking anything sensible, they will turn on him like a……dog.

fify. His favorite insult.

No one going to mention that  he’s wearing two different shoes?

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I'm jealous 'cause that's a nice looking chunk of land.  But Mr. & Mrs. Gingrich just have that look about them that screams "Indoorsy" 

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You can see her thinking, “Ten…..maybe fifteen more lifetime blow jobs - tops! And Imma have all that money. And get eaten out by hard body 20 year olds instead of me servicing the corpse.”
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Energy vampires people!

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

lmao right at the end - "Most of yall's parents are dumber than you. Imma say that out loud." I like the cut of her jib

12 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Honestly, pretty mild comments.  

That's because Rex Chapman is a woke libtard.  

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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21 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

It's just a vast blob of wishful thinking guided by stupidity and bad intentions, now showing signs of leaderlessness. 

This is a best case scenario.  Well, ok, best case is the horse worm medicine makes them all unable to procreate. 

10 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

It was posted a while back, but definitely worthy of a repost. The Scott Baio segment is comedy gold.

holy shit. such an emotional ass beating on tape for everyone to watch. with his fucking wife vice gripping his sad nuts over and over again

 

4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

LULZ at this grift-off.

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The newspaper reports that in the 44-minute clip, Owens accused the former candidate of running an illegitimate charity as well as “money laundering, tax fraud and campaign fraud.” Owens also reportedly alleged Klacik brings in strippers for a club she claimed her husband owns. 

Owens acknowledged in the video that she is “not an investigative journalist” and couldn’t confirm the criminal allegations, the paper notes.

She could get an expensive lesson here.  

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

She could get an expensive lesson here.  

A man can dream 

Over on Texags, they think this applies to other people, not them.

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I legitimately don't know what's worse, 8chan or Texags.

It's good to see that self awareness is still texag's stock-in-trade.

First of all. It looks like Newt is getting close to dying from liver failure. Hope so. 
 

Second, the magat mob turning on Trump and each other was pretty much inevitable anyway. Glad to see it. 
 

The magats are literally killing each other with their gross stupidity. Good.

It has always been a truism that if you want to predict the political future in America and where it’s heading, just look to what the good looking young women in America support, and there’s your answer. That ain’t MAGA. Wrinkly old hags and super whales are not predictive of the future. 

17 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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With all of those problems, it’s no wonder they lean into faith. 

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Sec ! Sec ! Sec !

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She could get an expensive lesson here.  

She'll sue someone to cover her loss.  

5 hours ago, Hanrahan said:

Over on Texags, they think this applies to other people, not them.

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This is absolutely fucking wild.  It's YOU!  YOU DUMBSHITS!  YOU ARE THE ONES!  I mean, what do we do with them?  For real.  

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

This is absolutely fucking wild.  It's YOU!  YOU DUMBSHITS!  YOU ARE THE ONES!  I mean, what do we do with them?  For real.  

It's fake. Has to be...the dead give away is that aggy grumbling about too many sheep.  Riiiighttt...

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

It's fake. Has to be...the dead give away is that aggy grumbling about too many sheep.  Riiiighttt...

You know very well it's not.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

You know very well it's not.

I know - but I just can't believe the good fortune of some sheep fucker complaining about too many sheep.  It's just too much comedic material.  

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I know - but I just can't believe the good fortune of some sheep fucker complaining about too many sheep.  It's just too much comedic material.  

Some guys can't handle a threesome.

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3 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Second, the magat mob turning on Trump and each other was pretty much inevitable anyway. Glad to see it. 

If they fully turn on him, and plenty are after the vaccine in the cow pasture comment, then things get interesting.

Up until now, they've been mostly unified, making them an easy target for DeSantis, Cruz, etc. - those guys just had to appease Trump and pander to what Trump believes in.

If MAGA is fragmenting a bit (some are still going to follow Trump), Cruz, DeSantis, etc. are going to have to figure out how to appeal to each group, while not pissing off moderates/middle.

28 minutes ago, bluto said:

What the hell caused that rift?

The one between Trump and his flock, or between Fitlump and Mackowiak?

Fitlump's beef is that he's trying to take credit for what she's been doing.

Cruz is catching hell for backing Abbott 

 

 

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