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Everything the Right used to subscribe to the left about the "cult of Obama" is how they exactly are now about Trumps. 

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18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Everything the Right used to subscribe to the left about the "cult of Obama" is how they exactly are now about Trumps. 

aka, every accusation is a confession

Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. Galatians 5:19

It's like the new GOP platform and its followers' behavior is now just a list of stuff that will send you to hell.

Now I take issue with the sexual immorality and origies parts, but hey it's not my book.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. Galatians 5:19

It's like the new GOP platform and its followers' behavior is now just a list of stuff that will send you to hell.

Now I take issue with the sexual immorality and origies parts, but hey it's not my book.

I may be going to hell in a bucket, babe
But at least I’m enjoying the ride
 - Grateful Dead

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Alpha. Male. 


that disability check never fails

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A man running for office in South Dakota has been charged with child abuse, according to court documents.

Joel Matthew Koskan, 44, faces a felony child abuse charge for acts that were alleged to have happened between Oct. 5, 2014 and Oct. 5, 2020, according to a complaint filed in the sixth judicial circuit out of Mellette County. Koskan exposed the now 20-year-old victim to "sexual grooming behaviors," according to court documents.

https://www.argusleader.com/story/news/politics/2022/11/03/joel-koskan-child-abuse-charges-filed-south-dakota-candidate-election/69617716007/

running in an open seat currently held by a democrat, so maybe he won't be elected anyway. 

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Anecdote time!

Coworker who couldn't come into the office until about 2 months ago because he refused to get vaccinated asked me today if I thought hand sanitizer actually did anything.  I said, well, science says yes and I don't like being sick.  He moved along, but for fuck's sake.  Why do we have to live among these morons?

This is also the guy who consistently leads my department metrics.  Ignorance must really be bliss.

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Tell me you've given up on mainstream success without telling me you've given up on mainstream success. 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Anecdote time!

Coworker who couldn't come into the office until about 2 months ago because he refused to get vaccinated asked me today if I thought hand sanitizer actually did anything.  I said, well, science says yes and I don't like being sick.  He moved along, but for fuck's sake.  Why do we have to live among these morons?

This is also the guy who consistently leads my department metrics.  Ignorance must really be bliss.

That's a dude who doesn't wash his hands after he shits.

2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Tell me you've given up on mainstream success without telling me you've given up on mainstream success. 

They have every reason to give up on mainstream success.

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Posted by another stupid MAGA chick on my feed. Statue of Liberty giving Uncle Sam a blowjob?

I don’t knew what this means but I almost wrote, shouldn’t that say “Don’t worry ole girl, I’m cumming”

Real Time Crime Desk?

did he just snort a teener of blow and watch minority report? 

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

did he just snort a teener of blow and watch minority report? 

don't judge me

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is who is coming.  Cumming?

 

Evidence?

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14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

Let's see, we got:

plague of frogs

rivers running red with blood

famine

beast with 7 horns or something like that

DoTArd

 

yep, right there in 2 Corinthians.

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Evidence?

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two weeks !!!

"all the movie actors"  

That's what he's going with?  Not "the studios" or "the entertainers" or "the media elite" or "celebrities writ-large" ???

He went with "All the movie actors"?  

Fucking hell Marco, what about "all the singers and people playing instruments behind them!"  Are we to blame them too?  

17 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

keep pumping out the lies !

 

Wonder where they would get an idea like that?

Motherfucker, you got Scott Baio, James Woods, Kristy Swanson, fucking Hercules, and Stacey Dash. What more do you want with that star power?

7 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Motherfucker, you got Scott Baio, James Woods, Kristy Swanson, fucking Hercules, and Stacey Dash. What more do you want with that star power?

Fred Fuckin' Thompson.

"Every major television and media outlet in America . . . "

 

Yeah, FOX News is a big problem for Republicans, Marco.

I’m glad they haven’t given up their lack of introspection. 

18 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Motherfucker, you got Scott Baio, James Woods, Kristy Swanson, fucking Hercules, and Stacey Dash. What more do you want with that star power?

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The only thing that keeps this from being completely absurdly shocking is the fact that it happened in Oklahoma.

 

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The only thing that keeps this from being completely absurdly shocking is the fact that it happened in Oklahoma.

Having flashbacks to playing high school sports in East Texas.  If I ever hear another "And, Father, we just ...", it will be too fucking soon.  

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Do Christians believe their deity is going to return after 2,000 years because it's been given mother fucking Oklahoma?

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Do Christians believe their deity is going to return after 2,000 years because it's been given mother fucking Oklahoma?

The dirt is red with Christ's blood. It's the only explanation that makes any damn sense why it's red.

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The only thing that keeps this from being completely absurdly shocking is the fact that it happened in Oklahoma.

 

The Native Americans in that state should all get together to reclaim the land from the White Man. 

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"all the movie actors"  

That's what he's going with?  Not "the studios" or "the entertainers" or "the media elite" or "celebrities writ-large" ???

He went with "All the movie actors"?  

Fucking hell Marco, what about "all the singers and people playing instruments behind them!"  Are we to blame them too?  


Well I always knew that Lynerd Skynerd's bass player was a closeted lib.  I mean "Saturday Night Special?"  That song is a thinly-veiled plea for gun control!

14 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Fred Fuckin' Thompson.

Ouch. Hoisted on his own petard. 

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

The Native Americans in that state should all get together to reclaim the land from the White Man. 


No shit. My friend Mehran (from Tehran, ironically) who owns three used car lots in out-of-the-way Oklahoma towns and who gets out his prayer rug five times per day is going to have some problems with this. 

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Well I always knew that Lynerd Skynerd's bass player was a closeted lib.  I mean "Saturday Night Special?"  That song is a thinly-veiled plea for gun control!

They were a pretty progressive band before the plane crash.  They've just been a right wing cover band since.

18 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Do Christians believe their deity is going to return after 2,000 years because it's been given mother fucking Oklahoma?

Maybe He'll come back to smite them because he's pissed off by their shitty gift -- didja think of that possibility, Mr. Theologian?

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The only thing that keeps this from being completely absurdly shocking is the fact that it happened in Oklahoma.

 

Jesus loves those indoor grows

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Because freedom

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