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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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He misread the script. He was supposed to specifically refer to gay or trans kids for a standing ovation.

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Pregnancy terminated: bad

pregnancy carried to term, baby born into horrible circumstances, lives a miserable, painful life of neglect and abuse, dies young: good!

 

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They keep saying it out loud.

You know, the "pro life" party.

Good morning America, how are you ? 
 

 

With one more flag and a nice wind that little cart may just happen to fly into those power lines.

Even the boat rallies couldn't top those kind of fireworks on film.

Holy shit

 

 

 

In Oklahoma, they're obsessed with firing "woke teachers."  Meanwhile:

 

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

In Oklahoma, they're obsessed with firing "woke teachers."  Meanwhile:

 

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I mean, when you live in a town named after the founder of the most well-known traveling circus in US history, I guess you should expect this kind of shit?

2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

In Oklahoma, they're obsessed with firing "woke teachers."  Meanwhile:

 

Tell me again about all that liberal grooming. 

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

In Oklahoma, they're obsessed with firing "woke teachers."  Meanwhile:

 

The coach was hired about five years ago (2018) and when winning is more important than anything else (including and especially academics) the townspeople are apparently willing to overlook:

1. In 2014 he resigned from Tuttle HS after a parent demanded the coach be fired for repeatedly using crude names to refer to the players.

2. In 2016, he resigned from Clinton HS after a controversial incident involving his players. An investigation found no wrong doing.

At the time of his hire in Ringling, a *resident was quoted as saying Koons had an old school coaching style: ""If people really realized what goes on in them [sic] locker rooms, and what's shown, and what's said, then maybe some other people would have different opinions about this man." The resident was speaking in favor of Koons. Yes, you read that right.

I''m totally not surprised at all that a coach in Oklahoma who has his players do naked burpees as punishment is allowed to go from job to job leaving a trail of bullied students in his wake. Like @YGIFS has said, coaching and pastoring are two fields where abusing and or grooming young people are viewed with obscured lenses.

 

*This was from an article where some parents were actually not in favor of the hire but were afraid to speak out in public. Also may be why the other schools were unable to get traction on any investigations.

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3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Tell me again about all that liberal grooming. 

Every 👏 accusation 👏 is a 👏 confession! 👏

On 2/21/2023 at 5:03 PM, HenryJames said:

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This is some legit nazi shit right here. I'm sure he feels the same way about the disabled, the poor, etc. It would've been super fucked up even if he didn't hideously frame it as a benefit to society but merely noted the reduced cost. 

12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Textise.net still works for WaPo. It hasn’t worked the last couple of times I’ve tried it on NYT articles.

https://www.textise.net/showText.aspx?strURL=https%3A//www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/02/22/arizona-election-fraud-claims-mark-brnovich/#main-content

Ah thanks, I had quit using it. 

On 2/21/2023 at 5:03 PM, HenryJames said:

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don’t you dare abort those babies !!!!!

but after they’re born, those little bastards are better off dead, than costing the state one cent !!!!! #fuckingfreeloaders 

On 2/23/2023 at 12:34 AM, tx 3 putt said:


don’t you dare abort those babies !!!!!

but after they’re born, those little bastards are better off dead, than costing the state one cent !!!!! #fuckingfreeloaders 

It really is the craziest thing.  I can't square it with any logic.

Hollywood libtard, will not listen

Those fucknuts really might just revolt/sit out if desantis gets the nod. The gop is so incredibly broken

46 minutes ago, bluto said:

Those fucknuts really might just revolt/sit out if desantis gets the nod. The gop is so incredibly broken

The idea of DeSantis/Trump supporters mixing it up... and you know the DeSantis supporters are going to yell at the Trump fans and call them losers for supporting a loser.  I'm assuming the demographics will be fairly close, but maybe not too much, maybe the Trump fans trend older or more far-right.  And both groups will probably be armed.

Either way.

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5 hours ago, bluto said:

Those fucknuts really might just revolt/sit out if desantis gets the nod. The gop is so incredibly broken

Desantis doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell against dotard. 

I would love to have heard the conversation between Paul Blart and the Leesburg PD when he called to have them toss the Trumpers.

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The idea of DeSantis/Trump supporters mixing it up... and you know the DeSantis supporters are going to yell at the Trump fans and call them losers for supporting a loser.  I'm assuming the demographics will be fairly close, but maybe not too much, maybe the Trump fans trend older or more far-right.  And both groups will probably be armed.

Either way.

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41 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I knew this would happen. It was only a matter of time. The only surprise is that Trump wasn’t the first to propose it. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Which taxes would these be?  Federal income?  Property, none of which are state levied?  Sales?

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I knew this would happen. It was only a matter of time. The only surprise is that Trump wasn’t the first to propose it. 

Texas will follow suit, because we are a small-government, freedom-loving state as well.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which taxes would these be?  Federal income?  Property, none of which are state levied?  Sales?

Diaper tax

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If we're going to start banning parties, then maybe start with the group that attempted a fucking insurrection. 

19 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

If we're going to start banning parties, then maybe start with the group that attempted a fucking insurrection. 

about time to re-use this gem

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4 hours ago, mchookem said:

did i just read someone actually call Biden 'President PoopyPants'?

 

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10 hours ago, Satchel said:

In other news, aggy is upset because insulin is now affordable for olds and poors:

https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/3364669

Eli Lilly lowers their sale price and aggy calls it a "price ceiling."  They're soooo fucking stupid...

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Eli Lilly lowers their sale price and aggy calls it a "price ceiling."  They're soooo fucking stupid...

SEC!  SEC!  SEC!

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26 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Eli Lilly lowers their sale price and aggy calls it a "price ceiling."  They're soooo fucking stupid...

But at least Ags are focused on the very real fact that Biden pressured Eli Lilley to drop prices so that their stock would tank, they would get acquired by another company that would immediately monopolize the insulin market and raise prices even higher, and President Biden would pocket 10% of the resulting profits. Which is obviously the way the world works in reality and is not at all hallucinatory conspiracist fiction. 

Christ almighty. 35% of American voters have the mental acuity of a 9 year-old on LSD. 

29 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

9 year-old on LSD. 

Brandon's fault, too.

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