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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Why the fuck are there fucking cops out there as chaperones or something?  

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol, that's it? 

 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why the fuck are there fucking cops out there as chaperones or something?  

stop me if you've heard this one: maybe they got a permit?









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All the flag "experts" are having a fit on Twitter.

 

That's somebody who got a wedgie that drew blood.

Or somebody who should have gotten a wedgie that drew blood.

Edit: I'm against bullying.  Except for some people.

And he's got an awesome collage on his twitter

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It's perfect that GOP idiots took the thumb thing and ran with it.  So very aggy.

1 hour ago, pacman said:

All the flag "experts" are having a fit on Twitter.

 

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Hillary: conceded the election

Trump: claimed it was stolen

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I'm watching Idiocracy again.  This completely checks out.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm watching Idiocracy again.  This completely checks out.

JFC.  I haven't watched this since probably 2014.  This is really depressing.  It is so close to actual reality.

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm watching Idiocracy again.  This completely checks out.

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

JFC.  I haven't watched this since probably 2014.  This is really depressing.  It is so close to actual reality.

It's absolutely uncanny how accurate it is.

18 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

This dude did "19 years in this county as a federal agent"? Sure, Jan.

"If he gets indoctrinated, Jan 6th is going to look like a playground from all the inside voices I hear."

"They told us to refrain ourselves."

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14 minutes ago, C-Man said:

This dude did "19 years in this county as a federal agent"? Sure, Jan.

"If he gets indoctrinated, Jan 6th is going to look like a playground from all the inside voices I hear."

"They told us to refrain ourselves."

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Sniff, sniff. <nose wipe>

18 hours ago, C-Man said:

This dude did "19 years in this county as a federal agent"? Sure, Jan.

"If he gets indoctrinated, Jan 6th is going to look like a playground from all the inside voices I hear."

"They told us to refrain ourselves."

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Antifa spit on his kids.

Methhead wore his maga gear rather than his nazi gear to this outing.

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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"I'd like to trade this jesus thingy for a gram, please" 

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

He’d feel a lot better if he went inside and ate something.

It's performance art. This installation is called "sooey" and is highlighting how Jack Smith is going to give a Deliverance style fucking to the orange clown. 

Come on, people!  He's just on the way to make some tamales!

On 6/11/2023 at 10:10 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Ana is Ron Johnson?

Junior's looking a little too tan for the faithful, if you want my opinion.

Have you really been to a youth sports event if there wasn't a grandma in the crowd accusing 9 year old girls of being genital mutilators?

 

33 minutes ago, pacman said:

Have you really been to a youth sports event if there wasn't a grandma in the crowd accusing 9 year old girls of being genital mutilators?

One of these fuckheads is liable to lay their hands on one of these kids and find out.

The dumbest people. 

Like little children, seeing things and pointing, crying bloody murder. Then adults have to explain the world to them. 

I read half of State Department report on Burisma allegations last night. Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe the amount of money that was wasted on that dumb shit. The Joe Biden got the prosecutor fired for investigating Burisma allegation was proven false in their own investigation. The investigation into Burisma was started in 2012 by a different prosecutor. The corrupt guy inherited the investigation, and Joe Biden got him fired because he wouldn’t investigate Burisma or any other corruption because he was corrupt and getting paid off. The report kept touting a US station chief saying Hunter being on Burisma board made their anti-corruption message a little awkward. That’s IT. And the report kept saying, and Biden did NOTHING about this station chiefs comment. The HORROR. 

Well, it is literally true that Joey Two Scoops got Shokin fired.

It's just that the entire western world wanted Shokin fired.

But uKraInE is c0rRuPt!  And full of nAzIs!

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The dumbest people. 

Like little children, seeing things and pointing, crying bloody murder. Then adults have to explain the world to them. 

I read half of State Department report on Burisma allegations last night. Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe the amount of money that was wasted on that dumb shit. The Joe Biden got the prosecutor fired for investigating Burisma allegation was proven false in their own investigation. The investigation into Burisma was started in 2012 by a different prosecutor. The corrupt guy inherited the investigation, and Joe Biden got him fired because he wouldn’t investigate Burisma or any other corruption because he was corrupt and getting paid off. The report kept touting a US station chief saying Hunter being on Burisma board made their anti-corruption message a little awkward. That’s IT. And the report kept saying, and Biden did NOTHING about this station chiefs comment. The HORROR. 

Wait.

You're telling me claims by Republicans aren’t on the up and up?

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The dumbest people. 
Like little children, seeing things and pointing, crying bloody murder. Then adults have to explain the world to them. 
I read half of State Department report on Burisma allegations last night. Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe the amount of money that was wasted on that dumb shit. The Joe Biden got the prosecutor fired for investigating Burisma allegation was proven false in their own investigation. The investigation into Burisma was started in 2012 by a different prosecutor. The corrupt guy inherited the investigation, and Joe Biden got him fired because he wouldn’t investigate Burisma or any other corruption because he was corrupt and getting paid off. The report kept touting a US station chief saying Hunter being on Burisma board made their anti-corruption message a little awkward. That’s IT. And the report kept saying, and Biden did NOTHING about this station chiefs comment. The HORROR. 

None of that is important. The only thing that matters was that there was an investigation. It’s a go-to tactic that unfortunately is effective.
1 hour ago, Woland said:


None of that is important. The only thing that matters was that there was an investigation. It’s a go-to tactic that unfortunately is effective.

In the case of Trump’s extortion of Zelensky/Ukraine, there doesn’t even have to be an investigation. Just announce that there’s an investigation. The only thing Trump was concerned about was how it played on the reality tv show that was his presidency. 

In the case of Trump’s extortion of Zelensky/Ukraine, there doesn’t even have to be an investigation. Just announce that there’s an investigation. The only thing Trump was concerned about was how it played on the reality tv show that was his presidency. 

Exactly. An allegation is more easily sold to the audience than the truth.
2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

The dumbest people. 

Like little children, seeing things and pointing, crying bloody murder. Then adults have to explain the world to them. 

I read half of State Department report on Burisma allegations last night. Sweet Jesus, I can’t believe the amount of money that was wasted on that dumb shit. The Joe Biden got the prosecutor fired for investigating Burisma allegation was proven false in their own investigation. The investigation into Burisma was started in 2012 by a different prosecutor. The corrupt guy inherited the investigation, and Joe Biden got him fired because he wouldn’t investigate Burisma or any other corruption because he was corrupt and getting paid off. The report kept touting a US station chief saying Hunter being on Burisma board made their anti-corruption message a little awkward. That’s IT. And the report kept saying, and Biden did NOTHING about this station chiefs comment. The HORROR. 

 

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, it is literally true that Joey Two Scoops got Shokin fired.

It's just that the entire western world wanted Shokin fired.

But uKraInE is c0rRuPt!  And full of nAzIs!

UGH.  This was all explained two years ago when the dotard tried to extort Zelensky.  But we have the memories of goldfish.

5 minutes ago, brown water said:

Then shouldn’t we be happier? 

Constant consumption of the perpetual outrage machines tends to have an impact.

I don't know about y'all, but I always report bribes I receive to the IRS.

On 6/12/2023 at 1:07 PM, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

19 years as a Federal agent?  So, one year short of retirement?  Hmmmm . . . 

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