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  • This is such unbridled horseshit. I live in fucking California, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen a Fuck Trump shirt/flag/bumper sticker/whatever in person. I can't go a day without seeing Let's Go B

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    Did not have former Skid Row lead singer Sebastian Bach talking shit to MAGA cult members on my bingo card. But here we are.  

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    Yep. I was a George Will/Ronald Reagan/Al Laffer conservative.  I genuinely thought that if you cut taxes for the upper classes, then they would spend and invest and the economic result of that w

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Joe Bite-me…. SMGDH, such children. 

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Joe Bite-me…. SMGDH, such children. 

it's just like aggy with their names for Colt

28 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

You believe it with your whole heart?  Well, then it must be true.  

To paraphrase Patton Oswalt:  I'm glad you like a fake reality, but that's not how the world works.  You can't just say, "I saw it in a book I like!  Make the thing in the book be real, here, and now!"

God damn these fuckers are going to be the death of us all.

58 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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As the son of an electrician, I say you should let me rewire your house. Because all that got passed down to me genetically.

She’s just ferklempt to why her husband grabs men’s genitals and not hers. 

15 minutes ago, Underdog said:

She’s just ferklempt to why her husband grabs men’s genitals and not hers. 

 

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Man, she must have been REALLY pissed by Trump's daily rhetoric.

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, she must have been REALLY pissed by Trump's daily rhetoric.

Good thing Trump didn’t say she and her kind were poisoning the blood of the country…..oh…

Frustrated World Cup GIF

2 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

How soon will these people die?

 

There's plenty of young'uns to take their place.

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

How soon will these people die?


their kids are dumber 

13 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

How soon will these people die?

Depends on where they were eating and last Health Dept inspection so maybe soon. 

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So is she not Maga enough or too Maga? 

She's TexAgs maga. Read: cray cray but not sharp or shrewd. Need a scorecard sometimes.

 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

She's TexAgs maga. Read: cray cray but not sharp or shrewd. Need a scorecard sometimes.

 

Thanks. These dumb fucks are a literal version of the keystone cops.

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I'm literally stupid

9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Thanks. These dumb fucks are a literal version of the keystone cops.

So you're saying they're PAID ACTORS. Iknewit, knewit, knewit.

1 hour ago, mantis toboggan said:

How soon will these people die?

The government should never have been so successful against smoking.

Why must everything our government do have some sort of unintended consequences?!

Gallows.  Like every other country would've already done by now. 
 



 

40 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

So you're saying they're PAID ACTORS. Iknewit, knewit, knewit.

God damn it. I always bitch about people using "literal" incorrectly. 

They got to me.

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17 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Gallows.  Like every other country would've already done by now. 
 



 

Looks like judge doom from Roger rabbit. 

30 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Gallows.  Like every other country would've already done by now. 
 



 

 

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On 12/25/2023 at 6:47 PM, Macanudo said:

Some interesting facts about Derrick:

Derrick received a Bachelor of Arts from West Liberty University where he earned NCAA First Team All American honors as a captain of the football team

After four years in the education system, Derrick stepped away from teaching to pursue his passion for real estate investing and property management. 

Before politics, Derrick was a conservative and pro-life activist whose passion for ending abortion lead to numerous unborn lives being saved.

Derrick married his college sweetheart Melissa (Pierzchala) who is a first generation American. 

West Liberty is DII and has an enrollment of a whopping 2500 students.   He's basically a religious zealot who sells real estate and has a foreign wife.   Wow.

i assume directional liberty is on baylor's schedule

7 hours ago, mantis toboggan said:

 

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Traffic jams will be a thing of the past!

9 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

She's TexAgs maga. Read: cray cray but not sharp or shrewd. Need a scorecard sometimes.

 

Wouldn't it be weird if Trump was a Democratic plant used to goad anti-government Republicans who became ubiquitous after Waco into committing crimes for which they could be incarcerated and preventing them from exposing the Dem pedo sex trafficking ring?

 

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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

And every single fucking one of them will still vote for and support him.  Worthless God cunts. 

Yes they will still vote for Trump. A Christian pastor should put his religion before the country. And they should be greatly offended that a non-religious person is openly lying about religion. But they forgive anything for Trump because of judges. 

And while I imagine Trump laughs at the religious folk for being stupid, in his eyes, he doesn't care about any judge or law as long as he wins.

2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Wouldn't it be weird if Trump was a Democratic plant used to goad anti-government Republicans who became ubiquitous after Waco into committing crimes for which they could be incarcerated and preventing them from exposing the Dem pedo sex trafficking ring?

 

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is someone off screen with a leaf blower pointed only at Melanie?

3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is someone off screen with a leaf blower pointed only at Melanie?

Who wore it better

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11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Who wore it better

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Bitch looks like one of the puppets from the Genesis "Land of Confusion" video. 

14 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is someone off screen with a leaf blower pointed only at Melanie?

Other than that, it looks like some fashion shot where everyone is having an unnatural amount of fun. 

The fun that comes from goading Gravy  Meal Team 6 into the slammer. 

23 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Bitch looks like one of the puppets from the Genesis "Land of Confusion" video. 

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4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Bitch looks like one of the puppets from the Genesis "Land of Confusion" video. 

rep for '80s music reference.

 

On 1/8/2024 at 9:59 PM, mantis toboggan said:

How soon will these people die?

Not soon enough. 

Just now, Red Five said:

Damn Raskin was on fire yesterday.

His cancer is in remission, and it appears he's finally back to full strength.  I would not want to debate that guy.

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