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3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

100% chance Matt Walsh has had someone's finger (or penis) in his butt.

A thumb at minimum 

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100% chance Matt Walsh has had someone's finger (or penis) in his butt.

No way. He’s too repressed to even consider trying that. He’s probably never washed his ass because it makes him gay. He’s also never satisfied his wife, much like Ben Shapiro. These fucks hate women - except for sex.
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Heterosexual men don't spend their time obsessing about gay men or other straight men and their respective activities.   Matt Walsh seems like a self-loathing gay dude who cherry picked his identity from Hollywood and Internet memes.  

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Heterosexual men don't spend their time obsessing about gay men or other straight men and their respective activities.   Matt Walsh seems like a self-loathing gay dude who cherry picked his identity from Hollywood and Internet memes.  

Also this.
Straight dudes don’t think about other dudes’ sexual preferences.
We’re too busy thinking about chicks. Seriously, it occupies most non-work waking thoughts for most of your life (sports, hunting, fishing, and food occupy the rest of your brain). If you’re contemplating whether another dude is gay, it’s likely because you’re closeted and fantasizing. NTTAWWT. Be you, man. Just suck some dick already, Matt.
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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Counterpoint: there is nothing more aggressively straight than totally debasing yourself and betraying. Your core values for some pussy. I once spent an evening sitting on a sofa with a gal drinking box wine and listening to the Carpenter’s Greatest Hits just to close the deal. That, my friends, is how undeniably hetero I am.

That sounds like a perfectly fine evening. I’ve got nothing against box wine and I’ll bet I could sing along with almost every song on that album. 

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That sounds like a perfectly fine evening. I’ve got nothing against box wine and I’ll bet I could sing along with almost every song on that album. 

Oh....and I did.  Don't lie, if you're of a certain age, you know ALL the Carpenters songs.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Beats drinking box wine and listening to ABBA or Air Supply.  Karen could bring it.

She could, but....

25 minutes ago, Underdog said:

GDit, for the last time there’s nothing wrong with listening to ABBA and/or Air Supply! 

...also this.  No apologies, no ragrets.  And....if it increased your chances of scoring (and it often did), all the better.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh....and I did.  Don't lie, if you're of a certain age, you know ALL the Carpenters songs.

She could, but....

...also this.  No apologies, no ragrets.  And....if it increased your chances of scoring (and it often did), all the better.

There is a wide spectrum of "scoring" music, and one need not stoop to ABBA or Air Supply.  For instance, the first time my now-wife and I . . . well, you know . . . it was preceded by a couple of hours of Kelly Willis and John Hiatt.  Great tunes AND sexy time. 

And 4 kids, a mortgage, tuition out the ass and no vacations in the forseeable future.

Fuck Kelly Willis and John Hiatt.

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

GDit, for the last time there’s nothing wrong with listening to ABBA and/or Air Supply! 

I was with you until Air Supply. 

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18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I find those videos as compelling as the stupid "reaction" videos when some producer or musician is suddenly blindsided by a Led Zeppelin tune.

Jubilee videos are dogshit.

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30 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I find those videos as compelling as the stupid "reaction" videos when some producer or musician is suddenly blindsided by a Led Zeppelin tune.

I put them up there with the “scripted” RW videos that permeated YT from Shapiro, Kirk, Bingo and the likes. 

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6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Counterpoint: there is nothing more aggressively straight than totally debasing yourself and betraying. Your core values for some pussy. I once spent an evening sitting on a sofa with a gal drinking box wine and listening to the Carpenter’s Greatest Hits just to close the deal. That, my friends, is how undeniably hetero I am.

Yeah, man nothing worse than drinking booze with a lady and then getting laid. Totally against what I stand for.

Wait, whut? 

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The other men that work at Daily Wire are just as big of morons. They have a “sports” podcast. 3 dipshits that weave in woke anger and trans hate. I’m assuming everyone that works there is an asshole.

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

GDit, for the last time there’s nothing wrong with listening to ABBA and/or Air Supply! 

Shit, I don’t own the Carpenters greatest hits but you’re damn right I own ABBA Gold. That’s a great fucking album.

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3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Shit, I don’t own the Carpenters greatest hits but you’re damn right I own ABBA Gold. That’s a great fucking album.

Awkward Krieger GIF by Archer

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Counterpoint: there is nothing more aggressively straight than totally debasing yourself and betraying. Your core values for some pussy. I once spent an evening sitting on a sofa with a gal drinking box wine and listening to the Carpenter’s Greatest Hits just to close the deal. That, my friends, is how undeniably hetero I am.

Bingo. Sophomore year in college, I sat through an entire Cranberries album (twice) while learning the ins and outs of astrology. Signs, meanings, compatibility, etc.
Closed, finally. But the knowledge that she bestowed upon me gave me COUNTLESS successes in the future.
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Of course this is very silly, but how common do people think bar fights are?

Of course there’s occasional pushing and shoving. I think I have seen a total of fewer than 20 actual fights inside bars in my entire life, and I was literally a bouncer in Texas for 5 years. 

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Imagine being so fucking broken that you think being more than tangentially involved in more than one bar fight is a brag.

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Catturd is Cheeseburger Josh from Whataburger, probably, so he's been in at least one fight.

 

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17 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Of course this is very silly, but how common do people think bar fights are?

Of course there’s occasional pushing and shoving. I think I have seen a total of fewer than 20 actual fights inside bars in my entire life, and I was literally a bouncer in Texas for 5 years. 

Anyone who has been in 10 legitimate bar fights has a 100% chance of either shooting someone and therefore are in prison or having been shot and therefore are dead or have learned not to get in anymore bar fights 

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7 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

if you were going to close the deal in the early mid 70s, you better have had Bread ready on the eight track

Dude.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

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1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Of course this is very silly, but how common do people think bar fights are?

Of course there’s occasional pushing and shoving. I think I have seen a total of fewer than 20 actual fights inside bars in my entire life, and I was literally a bouncer in Texas for 5 years. 

On the one hand, he's clearly full of shit and lying, because being a lying sack of shit is a religious sacrament in MAGA world.  On the other hand....

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

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Having one of the most punchable faces in the history of humanity does lend a bit of credibility to his story.

So, this is a tough call.

Either way, the correct answer is "definitely punch that douchenozzle in the face if you ever get the chance."

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

This is what he supposedly looks like, a cheap Charlie Daniels knockoff… 

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Ahh yes, the official look of the MAGA base:

"THUMB WITH GOATEE"

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

This is what he supposedly looks like, a cheap Charlie Daniels knockoff… 

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This picture assaults at least three of my senses. (Sight, sound and I wanna say touch)

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4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

That looks like Humpty - about to go fight all the King’s horses, and all the king’s men in a bar. 

He once threw hands in a Burger King bathroom

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31 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Shockingly, Philip Buchanan is a thrice divorced, pedophilic, alcoholic loser who has filed Chapter 7.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catturd

Damn, the wiki page gets right to the point:

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Catturd (born September 18, 1964) is the online identity of right-wing[1][2][3][4] American Twitter shitposter and Internet troll Phillip Buchanan.[5][6][7][8][9] The account is known for its scatological humor, as well as spreading conspiracy theories and disinformation.[10][11]

 

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