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On 12/1/2023 at 1:30 PM, MissingInAction said:

 

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Here's the thing.  A 3-way with Democratic political leaders who are married - you better be ready to handle both partners, because it'll get weird/wild/fun. You're going to have to swing both ways.

A 3-way with Republican political leaders who are married?  If you're a guy who isn't into dudes, it's fine, because you'll only be having sex with the wife while the husband gently sobs in the corner, one hand holding a camera or cell phone filming it, and with the other hand, he'll be giving himself the slowest, most pathetic handjob you've ever seen or heard. If you think a guy crying in a corner might make it hard to have sex with his wife, you really don't have much to worry about. One word of caution - if you try and look him in the eyes, sure he'll turn away, but he'll cry even harder.

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16 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

You put more thought into my 3 way than I ever would.

THere's really only two kinds of three-ways.  The kind that just happens, and I mean on a dime after lotta substance usage.  Or the kind that requires weeks of planning and logistics and thoughtful prowess.  There's no like, "we talked about it on the car ride over here and have some thoughts and a short list of items from CVS."  It's either balls to the wall at 3am or a fortnight slow burn on the way to a 20th anniversary trip.  

And it's in a hotel.  It's an away game kinda deal.  Always.

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42 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

THere's really only two kinds of three-ways.  The kind that just happens, and I mean on a dime after lotta substance usage.  Or the kind that requires weeks of planning and logistics and thoughtful prowess.  There's no like, "we talked about it on the car ride over here and have some thoughts and a short list of items from CVS."  It's either balls to the wall at 3am or a fortnight slow burn on the way to a 20th anniversary trip.  

And it's in a hotel.  It's an away game kinda deal.  Always.

Nope. If the couple is into it, they make it clear early on.

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The right is not taking Taylor Swift being named Time's Person of the Year very well. Apparently her success is because she traded getting her masters back for signing up young girls to vote in 2024. Never mind that she actually has been remaking her albums so she didn't have to pay anyone to get the rights back. 

 

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3 hours ago, mdmost said:

The right is not taking Taylor Swift being named Time's Person of the Year very well. Apparently her success is because she traded getting her masters back for signing up young girls to vote in 2024. Never mind that she actually has been remaking her albums so she didn't have to pay anyone to get the rights back. 

 

She needs to run in 2028.  Would freak the GQP out.

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so, taylor fucked over the new owners of big machine by taking their premier product and tanking its value, and the twitter right somehow thinks she's being paid to register zoomers?

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El Oh El.

Moms For Liberty founder is swinger and part-time carpet muncher NTTAWT and her hub is an abusive POS.

A woman has accused Christian Ziegler of sexual battery after a planned threesome with Bridget, Christian and the victim fell through, according to police records.

Bridget Ziegler confirmed in police interviews that the three of them had a sexual encounter in the past.

"The victim and Christian Ziegler agreed to have a sexual encounter that included Christian's wife Bridget Ziegler," according to the affidavit.

When Christian Ziegler told the victim he would be coming alone, she responded "'Sorry I was mostly in for her' referring to Bridget," according to the affidavit.

Records show that he showed up at the victim's apartment anyways on Oct. 2. The victim said that once inside, he sexually assaulted her. No charges have been filed against Christian Ziegler.

Moms for Libertines.

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4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

El Oh El.

Moms For Liberty founder is swinger and part-time carpet muncher NTTAWT and her hub is an abusive POS.

A woman has accused Christian Ziegler of sexual battery after a planned threesome with Bridget, Christian and the victim fell through, according to police records.

Bridget Ziegler confirmed in police interviews that the three of them had a sexual encounter in the past.

"The victim and Christian Ziegler agreed to have a sexual encounter that included Christian's wife Bridget Ziegler," according to the affidavit.

When Christian Ziegler told the victim he would be coming alone, she responded "'Sorry I was mostly in for her' referring to Bridget," according to the affidavit.

Records show that he showed up at the victim's apartment anyways on Oct. 2. The victim said that once inside, he sexually assaulted her. No charges have been filed against Christian Ziegler.

Moms for Libertines.

So the husband, Christian, is the Reb State Chairman, and Bridget, is a supporter of the don't say gay legislation - member of the school board AND is one the appointees by Gov. Shorty DeSantis on the new oversight board for the DisneyWorld Central Florida Tourism District.
So my question is Bridget gay, bi, or a hypocrite? 

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5 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

So my question is Bridget gay, bi, or a hypocrite? 

1 - clearly bi.

2 - definitely a hypocrite.

3 - need more pics.  Because other than the hypocrisy thing, will you ever, ever, EVER hear Brisket criticizing an attractive middle-aged woman who likes to let her freak flag fly?  No.  You will not.

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2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Because other than the hypocrisy thing, will you ever, ever, EVER hear Brisket criticizing an attractive middle-aged woman who likes to let her freak flag fly?  No.  You will not.

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Came across this quote in a LA Times article about the far-right takeover (debatable as its always been the home to Nazis and fascists) in Huntington Beach. Talk about leopards eating people's faces. JFC, Sue:

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Sue Welfringer, a 27-year resident of Huntington Beach, voted for the four candidates on the basis of their campaign platforms. Their messaging around housing — and keeping Huntington Beach a manageable size — appealed to her, as well their promise to help local businesses thrive.

Instead, she has watched, aghast, as the council voted to police library books, ban the Pride flag and rewrite a decades-old human dignity resolution to delete all mention of intolerance of hate crimes. It’s all been too much, she said, adding that she’s now embarrassed to tell friends and neighbors that she voted for the new majority.

“Which one of our council members campaigned on the platform of changing our library collection?” she asked. “I must have missed that message. I feel duped.”

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-12-13/huntington-beach-sticking-it-to-woke-california-at-what-cost-to-residents

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2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

“Which one of our council members campaigned on the platform of changing our library collection?” she asked. “I must have missed that message. I feel duped.”

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22 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

So my question is Bridget gay, bi, or a hypocrite?

Psychopath. Same as all the other belligerently sanctimonious assholes on the right wing. 

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1 minute ago, BrickHorn said:

Psychopath. Same as all the other belligerently sanctimonious assholes on the right wing. 

i just typed "Bisexual, hypocrite, belligerent, sanctimonious, psycho, asshole" into my pornhub search and....

suffice it to say, I'll be in my bunk.  

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11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So we're just gonna leave the "Swing" vote joke just dyking on the table?  

 

This site used to mean something, dammit! 

FIFY

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1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Not sure where to post this but I distinctly remember "freedom" being all the rage during the pandemic. Guess it's bad now.

https://steelerswire.usatoday.com/lists/pittsburgh-steelers-colts-mike-tomlin-message-shirt-twitter-reacts-nfl/

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“Justice, opportunity, freedom, equality, NFL.”

Certainly can't have any of that.  That's just leftist, liberal, commie talk.

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