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  • GHOSTUSER
    GHOSTUSER

    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

  • Francisco 2.0
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  • Brisketexan
    Brisketexan

    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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Tulsi has no problem with Trump being Putin’s bitch though.

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He's awaiting instructions from his "kingdom". Fucking joy

So what do the "Obama bows and apologizes!" morons have to say about Trump awaiting orders for war from "the Kingdom"? 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:


Tan Suit Productions I bet, that son of a bitch.

First episode: Documenting the Terrorist Fist-bump while using Dijon Mustard

Second episode: Growing up a Fasci-ommuni-ynan

Third episode: I'm sorry for being black  

That we are waiting for instructions from "the Kingdom" should make every American vomit a little in their mouths.

21 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

That’s the most I’ve liked Tulsi

She's right, but for the wrong reasons.  The US attacking Iran is bad for Russia, which is the major reason Tulsi cares about this.  She almost never openly opposes Trump despite being an elected Democrat.  The difference here is that Saudi Arabia has spent a lot of money buying Trump and his 2 masters have competing interests in this situation.

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I can’t wait to hear from @Iconoclast Texan about how His Lord and Savior Donald Trump is handling this perfectly, and that not having a national security advisor (other than MBS and Putin) while the Middle East is a tinder box is all part of his grand plan. 

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2 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I can’t wait to hear from @Iconoclast Texan about how His Lord and Savior Donald Trump is handling this perfectly, and that not having a national security advisor (other than MBS and Putin) while the Middle East is a tinder box is all part of his grand plan. 

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Live look at the diliberations...

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You just know "Obama Netflix" is going to be his new catchphrase for the near future. 

12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

You just know "Barack Hussein Obama Netflix" is going to be his new catchphrase for the near future. 

FIFY

Closer!

 

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Jesus.  The Medal of Freedom?  I'm pretty sure Mariano Fucking Rivera doesn't quite match up to most any recipient bestowed the honor by any President not named "Donald Trump".

That fucker is hell bent on destroying anything and everything that makes this country great.  Gah.  (And yes, Anastasis, there are things that make this country great.  #bothsides)

 

 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Closer!

 

Eagerly awaiting the day Diamond and Silk are both awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, for reasons.

 

 

11 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Sports stars and celebrities have been getting the Medal of Freedom for decades, so it’s not really out of line, although I guess I don’t know that Mariano is really such a beloved figure in America.  

And at least some of those sports stars actually did things that might merit such an award, like Jesse Owens, Jackie Robinson, Arthur Ashe, Roberto Clemente, Muhammad Ali, Billie Jean King.  I won't even start in on the overwhelmingly qualified list of writers, musicians and artists who have received the award.

Rivera doesn't deserve the award.  Trump handed it out because Mariano is a Trumpkin.

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"Water sports".  Nicely done.

14 hours ago, Lobo said:

The confluence of those three events will need a decade to unpack.  

It will take 5 min.  Even less if I’ve just had Chipotle.  

Rivera is a big Trump fan, and went on Fox News to say so, which of course is just a coincidence.

Hahaha. “Give that man the medal of freedom, now!”
11 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Rivera is a big Trump fan, and went on Fox News to say so, which of course is just a coincidence.

The only person who loves sliders more than Rivera is Trump. 

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29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Eagerly awaiting the day Diamond and Silk are both awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, for reasons.

They don’t already have one?

3 hours ago, scottsins said:

My BIL cancelled his Netflix for this very reason. He will buy now Nikes. My new goal is to see how many things I can get him to cancel, throw away, boycott, etc.

 

One of the first things those poor assholes give up is their wife’s pussy.  You savage bastard.  

2 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

So what do the "Obama bows and apologizes!" morons have to say about Trump awaiting orders for war from "the Kingdom"? 

Tune to Fox News and find out. 

4 hours ago, scottsins said:

 


My BIL cancelled his Netflix for this very reason. He will buy now Nikes. My new goal is to see how many things I can get him to cancel, throw away, boycott, etc.

 

 

you need to ask your sister what his favorite thing in the world is, then subtly let it slip in conversation that entity was a huge financial supporter of Barack Hussein Obama II, as well as Killary and now Bernie.

For example,

lets assume he is a RollTideTard: "did you hear that Saban donated over 20k to Hillary's campaign?"

Bud Lite drinker: "I can't believe Anhauser Busch is the largest corporate supporter of the Democratic party."

etc.

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

So Sad!

 

Only Trump would brag about half the population hating him...probably a lot more since Rassmussen isn't exactly the gold standard of polls 

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Two of the four people in this photograph (including me) like me!  

I don't think that's accurate.

18 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

So Sad!

 

There are some things where getting 1 out of 2 is really good. Things such as hitting a baseball, or shooting a 3 pointer.  

There are other things where 1 out of 2 is bad. Things such as completion percentage for a spread QB, or "Presidential" approval numbers. 

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1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

Well, it’s higher than his batting average in marriage, child rearing, businesses that haven’t gone under, hair plug surgeries, and everything else in his life, so let him have his moment.

True, when you grow up with everyone hating you, having 50% of people like you seems like a huge improvement. 

Trump now lying about the state of our military when he took office.   A "sir" story that Mattis told him 3 years ago that our military was out of ammunition.

More ammunition that ever before.  Awesome. 

He’s not at 50%. He’s never been at 50%. And he is the only president to never reach 50%.

4 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Trump now lying about the state of our military when he took office.   A "sir" story that Mattis told him 3 years ago that our military was out of ammunition.

Link?  I'd love to see this one. 

Just now, Red Five said:

He’s not at 50%. He’s never been at 50%. And he is the only president to never reach 50%.

The poll was taken INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE!

In his little meeting with the prince dude, he repeating about his "criminal justice reform" and that he got "criminal justice reform" done when no one else could. Just kept repeating "criminal justice reform." I bet he couldn't actually tell anyone what the bill actually does.

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Link?  I'd love to see this one. 

Just happened live.  Sorry about the source, this is the first video link I could find on twitter search:

 

2 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Just happened live.  Sorry about the source, this is the first video link I could find on twitter search:

 

So, Mattis basically said "Sorry Sir, we cannot do the dumbshit thing that you want to do because..(thinks) WE'RE OUT OF AMMO. Yeah, that's the ticket!

and who is that meeting with trump?  Trump doesn't know that he's meeting with somebody that buys F-16's?  

10 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Just happened live.  Sorry about the source, this is the first video link I could find on twitter search:

 

So when he took office we were so low on bullets, he was told to delay any possible military action?

 

 

CSB.  I have a good friend who is a civilian procurement specialist for the Pentagon, more specifically bombs and missles. He was shitting himself all summer because they were given so much money above their request last year that he couldn't figure out a way to spend it.  He had to come up with complete bullshit and waste just to stay employed.  The Colonel that he'd worked for the last several years was asked to leave because he refused to go along on ethical grounds.  Everything is jacked throughout this administration. 

 

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24 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

So, Mattis basically said "Sorry Sir, we cannot do the dumbshit thing that you want to do because..(thinks) WE'RE OUT OF AMMO. Yeah, that's the ticket!

If Trump isn't lying, which he almost certainly is, this is exactly what happened. 

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