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14 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

This is a fake tweet, right?  Please tell me it's fake and we can all have a good laugh.

 

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    I fucking love this President. My 2 faves during my lifetime are Trump and Nixon. They share a lot of similarities and were besieged by the same groups of assholes. No I’m not trolling. Y’all, the lef

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    This.....is magnificent. The "younger generation" is going to have to work double-time to fund YOUR Social Security, which YOUR generation of elected officials raided the fuck out of.  And which,

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14 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Here’s the thing. He’s not just undermining our credibility under his administration. He’s also telling the world that even if they deal with a sane future POTUS, the American people can later put in another reality tv star and royally fuck them.

Great job, Gary Johnson Voter.

It will take multiple generations to repair the damage he's doing and that's if our next five presidents are all actually good at the job.

I think that Trump is actually a Dada artist and is satirizing Western liberalism-capitalism along with it's political machinations in order to wake us up from our bourgeois slumber.

Our President exacts exactly like a mob boss. Think of yourself as a friend of the Mob Boss (Kurds).  Mob bosses friend(Kurds) is very wary of bosses other friend (Turkey) whom the mob boss has had a prior business relationship with (Trump Tower Intanbul). Kurdish friend helped Mob Boss regain territory he had previously lost, at great cost to his Kurdish family. Mob boss assures Kurdish friend there is nothing to worry about with his Turkish friend.!  Indeed Mob boss only wants to promote goodwill and reduce tension between the two friends, so he has them work together patrolling the area formerly controlled  solely by Kurdish friend to now be patrolled by both Kurd and Turks.  As evidence of the desire to cooperate and keep the peace, and as an act of trust and friendship the Kurd friend destroys his defensive positions that were offensive to Mob bosses old friend the Turks.

Mob boss then invites Kurdish friend to a location where mob boss guarantees his safety.  Mob boss gives Turk friend the go ahead and kill the Kurdish friend who can no longer defend himself due to his believing and working the mob boss.  The mob boss goes and plays golf without even for a second thinking about the soon to be dead former dear friend.

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26 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Here’s the thing. He’s not just undermining our credibility under his administration. He’s also telling the world that even if they deal with a sane future POTUS, the American people can later put in another reality tv star and royally fuck them.

Great job, Gary Johnson Voter.

This has always been our concern, dude.

 

2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

He’s losing fox and friends. Can’t wait to hear the nickname he comes up with for Brian Kilmead.

 

This is straight out of the WWE playbook.  Fox News is getting ready for the heel turn.  They are foreshadowing it.  I think they know which way the wind is blowing.  Trump has served his purpose.  And now, they’re gonna bail.  Over the past few months, Fox News has slowly let out some dirt on Trump and taken him to task on some decisions.  Fox News definitely has the goods on Trump and has even broken some stories that reflect poorly on him.  It’s gonna take some work to turn Fox News viewers against him, but I expect to see more contrarians on Fox News in the coming weeks.  And then boom, it’s Hollywood Hogan joining the NWO as a bad guy.  (that w WCW not WWE but the point stands)

But guess what guys, we're not talking about the impeachment are we?

Speaking of, is there a schedule of who will be talking to the committees this week?

30 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

At this point if you are leader negotiating in good faith with Dotard you deserve all the ruin and destruction that's headed your way.  

All the world leaders know exactly who and what Trump is. They have to deal with him the best they can. 

13 minutes ago, sachick said:

 

Check again.

Who says publicly "In my great and unmatched wisdom"?  King effing Soloman, never said that before advising to bisect a baby.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

All the world leaders know exactly who and what Trump is. They have to deal with him the best they can. 

yeah, but you deal with him by NOT making a deal with him. see: The Chinamen.

I’m just going to play yakety sax on a loop.

It might as well be our new national anthem at this point....wait...maybe the Curb theme should be...

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

'Deep State swamp creatures. We elected Trump to drain the swamp in Washington."

 

-- the mantra heard to excuse any illegality or Constitution breaking by Mr. Trump. re: TexasAgs. It is fruitless to argue with reason, logic, or precedent at this point. Give up.

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29 minutes ago, sachick said:

 

Live look inside the White House...

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double post.

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13 minutes ago, yoladu said:

this was one of those tweets were i was certain it was a parody tweet, look for the tells , would then post... "come guys, this is a fake tweet, don't get fooled"

it is not.

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19 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It might as well be our new national anthem at this point....wait...maybe the Curb theme should be...

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28 minutes ago, sachick said:

But guess what guys, we're not talking about the impeachment are we?

Speaking of, is there a schedule of who will be talking to the committees this week?

George Kent, the deputy assistant secretary of state in the European and Eurasian Bureau, did not appear for a deposition before three House committees scheduled for Monday morning.

 

17 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

yeah, but you deal with him by NOT making a deal with him. see: The Chinamen.

Yeah, but see Zelensky making sure to tell him he stayed in one of his hotels. China is in a position of strength. Ukraine isn't. Zelensky needs Trump's help so he has to play Trump's game and hope he doesn't get screwed. He has no other choice. 

Every world leader has their unique situation and has to play Trump accordingly. Not a single one of them trusts or respects him. But he's the most powerful person in the world. Despite the fact that he's a demagogue, a megalomaniac, a narcissistic sociopath, thoroughly corrupt and dishonest and unreliable, they still have to deal with him. If you need something from him then, as the saying goes, "You pays your money and you takes your chances."

2 hours ago, sachick said:

He's getting push back from Republicans. He's going to realize he should have listened to his advisors. He will reverse the decision saying he spoke to some world leaders or some other BS.

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6 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Yeah, but see Zelensky making sure to tell him he stayed in one of his hotels. China is in a position of strength. Ukraine isn't. Zelensky needs Trump's help so he has to play Trump's game and hope he doesn't get screwed. He has no other choice. 

Zelensky had another play. Let the world know that his country was being extorted and that Dotard would not release congressionally approved funds until he opened an investigation into a political rival.

45 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

They really should.  He’s not even just the world’s biggest asshole and an idiot anymore.  He’s unhinged, melting down and fucking up world affairs right in front of our eyes.   He’s literally gone mad with power.

Life imitating art. He is the Mad King Aerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones. Somebody is gonna be Jaime Lannister and slay the Mad King. Not literally, but one of his protectors is gonna stab him in the back. My money is on Rupert Murdoch. 

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Just now, Michael Knight said:

This is the end

 

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

unhinged

malignant narcissism and a pocket full of adderall is a bad combo under stress.  He's freaking manic.

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5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Go fuck yourself George.  Either stop concern trolling, or put your money where your mouth is and divorce that stupid, enabling, bitch wife of yours.

10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

This is the end

If only Trump was getting fucked by Satan. Would be worth it then. 

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4 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Zelensky had another play. Let the world know that his country was being extorted and that Dotard would not release congressionally approved funds until he opened an investigation into a political rival.

And then what? Now that he's lost America's support as long as Trump is in office, and incurred Trump's wrath resulting in unpredictable consequences, all of which are sure to be negative, what's his next move? What is "the world" going to do about it?

Meanwhile the Russian invasion in the East is ongoing. His people are dying. This isn't a game to him. This is real. He needs help. He can't afford to be so cavalier about making a stand in defense of democratic ideals. If he does that and Trump gets reelected then he's fucked. 

55 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This is straight out of the WWE playbook.  Fox News is getting ready for the heel turn.  They are foreshadowing it.  I think they know which way the wind is blowing.  Trump has served his purpose.  And now, they’re gonna bail.  Over the past few months, Fox News has slowly let out some dirt on Trump and taken him to task on some decisions.  Fox News definitely has the goods on Trump and has even broken some stories that reflect poorly on him.  It’s gonna take some work to turn Fox News viewers against him, but I expect to see more contrarians on Fox News in the coming weeks.  And then boom, it’s Hollywood Hogan joining the NWO as a bad guy.  (that w WCW not WWE but the point stands)

And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. 

If they turn on trump what swamp creature republican is going to win an election? They've spent the last 5 years kissing trump's ass and having every republican politician kiss trump's ass for "the team". They've brainwashed their idiot viewers to believe trump is some demi-god and incapable of wrong doing. They turn on trump now and he'll just blast them to his idiot followers as "corrupted by the swamp now trying to frame him". It'll kick off a civil war within the party that will turn all three branches blue for at least 4 years. 

Only way they turn on him is if the economy crumbles before the election and they know it's over and they're losing with or without him. As long as there's even the slightest chance they might win with him they won't turn completely. 

live look at the President of the United States.
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Beat me to it. Have some rep, sir.

"LIBS OWNED. LIBS TRIGGERED. BWHAHAHAHAHA." -40% of this country

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Makes sense, in his own inimitable manic way.  It would only further support the fact he is trading actively threatening our national security for 24hrs of news shift.  Insane.

57 minutes ago, yoladu said:

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If this is real, he should be impeached and removed immediately. This is beyond ridiculous and any Republican in congress who doesn't say something should also be removed. This man is dangerous and going mad. He's lost it. 

40 minutes ago, Red Five said:

He was just joking about his great and unmatched wisdom and obliterating economies.

That's what the Republicans in Congress will say, that's all they say. How in the hell can you tell when he's joking or telling the truth? And we've gotten so use to this confusion he's created that he's getting away with anything and everything. Madness. 

we'd be better off if PABOTUS's tweets were replaced by illustrations of a honking goose

 

 

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and of course this asshole is lying

 

 

1 hour ago, longhornmatt said:

They really should.  He’s not even just the world’s biggest asshole and an idiot anymore.  He’s unhinged, melting down and fucking up world affairs right in front of our eyes.   He’s literally gone mad with power.

Yeah at this point we need Jaime Lannister more than the 25th amendment.

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Jive Turkey beat me to it

11 minutes ago, elfenix said:

we'd be better off if PABOTUS's tweets were replaced by illustrations of a honking goose

 

 

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untitled goose game is a great bit of fun, but I wish there was more gameplay to it[/nerd]

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

This is the end

It’s certainly starting to feel that way.  Everyone is turning on him.  It is amazing to watch.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I like Carter but he looks like he's about to screw in his hand. 

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

this is what "doing a great job" and "great leadership" looks like to @Johnny Sack and Republicans

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