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Are we allowed to 

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 Fuck me.  God has HAD IT with us!

 

You mean China has had it with us 

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Posted (edited)

China huhhh ? ........................ Well....... ain't THAT a co-inky-dink.  

Edited by Onboard 2.0

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Maybe that China travel ban should be extended a few centuries.

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1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Just to be an ass I am making bacon tonight. 

And I'll be porking.

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I knew it. The minute someone started trying to de-fund the cops those fucking pigs would find a way to get back at us all.

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Humanity: whatever day we descended from the trees to 2020.  We had a good run.  Definitely better than we deserved.  Cockroaches, the baton is passed.

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good news is we locked it down early, no Chinese Pigs are allowed to fly to the U.S. without expressed consent from Secretary Templeton.  

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CoVIC-20?
Lock this bitch up.
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IF 2020 Was a Football Coach
2020 is not remotely as satisfying as beating OU. 2020 is 365 black
saturdays.

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Yeah, why is it always the Jews that get mentioned first when we talk about not eating swine/pork?  15 million Jews, probably 1/3+ of whom don't even adhere to the pork kosher rule.  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.  I say, let's eat pork and be statistically relevant with our casual stereotypes.  

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42 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

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IF 2020 Was a Football Coach

No, it would be this football coach:

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If it were a football game, it would be this:

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.

It's probably why they're always pissed off.

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5 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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3 hours ago, LebongJames said:

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IF 2020 Was a Football Coach

These 2 posts have me laughing more than it should. 

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5 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

China uhhh ? ........................ Well....... ain't THAT a co-inky-dink.  

I bet it didn't come from a wet marker either...

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4 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

And I'll be porking.

Did that before I started cooking. And still cooked Penne with bacon and steamed veggies. Shit, if we are going down I am going to eat well and get laid as much as possible. 

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3 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, why is it always the Jews that get mentioned first when we talk about not eating swine/pork?  15 million Jews, probably 1/3+ of whom don't even adhere to the pork kosher rule.  Meanwhile 1.8 billion Muslims can't partake in bacon and they're never an anecdotal mention.  I say, let's eat pork and be statistically relevant with our casual stereotypes.  

It ain't the lack of pork. It is the lack of booze. 

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14 hours ago, bolverk said:

Wishful thinking: Maybe this will cancel out the Covid?

Something I learned from television is that when someone has memory loss as a result of a traumatic brain injury, you can bring their memory back with another blow from the same object in comical fashion. This could work the same way. 

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13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Humanity: whatever day we descended from the trees to 2020.  We had a good run.

You got to admit, there is a certain cosmic symmetry if the story arc starts with descent from the trees and finishes with bodies in the trees.

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11 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Better get here before November or nobody will care.

Very underrated post this is.  

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5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

You got to admit, there is a certain cosmic symmetry if the story arc starts with descent from the trees and finishes with bodies in the trees.

Didn't they make this movie already....

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And I imagine the poor saps who come down with this and Covid simultaneously are particularly screwed.

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