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It’s 2019, bitches.  The year Trump leaves office in shame.  Someone needs to throw Mueller’s face into this gif.

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9 hours ago, Anastasis said:

 

Put him, mcconnell, pelosi, and hillary in a no holds barred cage match on PPV and we can can retire the debt. 

The alleged ladies are taking that match easy.

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I think the term you're looking for is "so called ladies".  Arafat perfected that construction.

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3 minutes ago, slorch said:

The alleged ladies are taking that match easy.

Nah, Hilary would be about to finish off Trump when McConnel would fake a heart attack, distracting Hilary and the ref.  Trump would then blow some shit in Hillary’s eyes and put her in the Pussy Claw. The ref would turn around, revealing himself to be Brett Kavanaugh, and call the match for Trump by submission even though Hilary had successfully countered with the Stone Cold Vaginal Stunner.

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The Pussy Claw...how could I forget.  LOLz.

 

Of course your analysis is risky in  assuming she has one...

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7 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

And we're off and running for the year. 

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1 minute ago, slorch said:

The Pussy Claw...how could I forget.  LOLz.

 

Of course your analysis is risky in  assuming she has one...

I’ll let you be the one to answer the question definitively.

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21 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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"Just calm down and enjoy the ride"

...

Anyone else getting a rapey vibe from that?

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7 hours ago, TornACL said:

Here's to this being the last year we have to start one of these threads. 

Hopefully the next thread is "The Official 2020 Trump Destination Thread" where we discuss which prison each family member will end up in.

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13 minutes ago, Captainant said:

"Just calm down and enjoy the ride"

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Anyone else getting a rapey vibe from that?

Straight from the Clayton Williams' book of inspirational quotes.

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I couldn’t even get up and make a cup of covfefe this morning before the Dotard went and tweeted multiple stupid things.

Got a feeling things are going to be interesting this year.

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11 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Straight from the Clayton Williams' book of inspirational quotes.

I was about to post something like "this message endorsed by Clayton Williams" but you beat me.  

 

 

 

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Former US Marine (served in Iraq ) was arrested on espionage charges in Russia while attending a buddy’s wedding (buddy also a former Marine).  

Wonder how long Trump will be told by Putin to look the other way. 

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Former US Marine (served in Iraq ) was arrested on espionage charges in Russia while attending a buddy’s wedding (buddy also a former Marine).  

Wonder how long Trump will be told by Putin to look the other way. 

Lol, our government will pretend it never happened.

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Shoulda named this thread "Trump 2019 - Walls and Wheels"

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

What’s that thing that always gets fired?  A horse?  No.  A banana?  No, that’s not right either.  Oh right, a dog!  Dogs are always getting fired!  

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

And a happy new year to you too mr. "president"! 

Still doesn't know what a dog is. 

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The resolution he made not to be an asshole this year didn’t last very long

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"General" McChrystal 
Apparently Trump is going to attack current/former American military leaders all year if they criticize him for being a moron.

I believe the correct term is “fucking moron.” /tillerson

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The resolution he made not to be an asshole this year didn’t last very long


No, no. Starting TOMORROW. Today, as a holiday, is a cheat day.

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43 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Can't we deport this guy back to Hungary?

Did he come here illegally or overstay his visa?

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47 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

We still don't like him, you dumb cunt.

That doesn't mean he's wrong about Donald Trump.

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4 minutes ago, Whitman said:

Did he come here illegally or overstay his visa?

Skin is the correct color so he can stay as long as he wants, doesn't need papers, probably give him a SS card next week, etc.

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Exposure of malfeasance and corruption forthcoming ? 

It's like being the Dir CIA through 1/20/17 means he knows something.

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Just now, triplehorn said:

It's like being the Dir CIA through 1/20/17 means he knows something.

I'll take "Wiping Your Ass with the Constitution for $1000 Alex". 

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I’m a fan of how he starts off the new year 1) shitting all over highly decorated veterans, and 2) praising fascists with 8th grade intellects. Seems....perfect.

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58 minutes ago, Red Five said:

And a happy new year to you too mr. "president"! 

Still doesn't know what a dog is. 

It's like a coyote.

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Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's like a coyote.

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

The fuck is that.

 

Former Governor and Presidential candidate MC RP Beat Nazty. 

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I always enjoy Trump's book reviews, of anything published by any of his army of sycophants. 

He hasn't read any of them, of course, but they're all great books. Enjoy! 

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