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Sweet tappdancin' McConaughey!!! This is like a dream. I can't feel my face because of Bru, and I like it!

 

Our skill position players are so ******* filthy, I'm going to take a shower. 

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18 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Biggest recruit since Malik. 

Merry Malikmas and Happy Bru Year! Its a Festivus miracle!

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50 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Which reminds me, we really need to just get all the "bru" puns out right now, save ourselves the embarrassment of making bru puns for the next 4 years.

 

 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:
Pop the champagne, he's ours!

I just popped something, but it wasn't champagne.

 

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Congrats Bru!  Just follow the Burnt Orange lights, find your way home and  Hook'Em Horns!!!

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Edited by TexasToast

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It’s great to see them getting so hung up on a technicality. Logically, Bru is part of this class. Who the fuck cares if he enrolled somewhere for 2 weeks? He’s a 2019 recruit and is part of the freshman class. aggy logic at its finest.

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*catches 15 yd slant over the middle for a first down*

[every person in DKR]

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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These guys need some afrin. It helps with nose breathing. 
Wow. Nothing but conspiracy theorists lmao

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Just now, Mileslong said:

Wow Texags is reaching new lows with their absurd insecurity.

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The boat thing is oddly specific. I think that dude is referring to something that actually happened to him.

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So, so sweet.

"Times like these I wish we could play them and BTHO out of those smug *******s."

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"And some of you want to get back in bed with these *******s.

Here's what you are probably too young to have learned yet...a level playing field does not exist with the sips. On or off the field.

And they aren't afraid to manipulate, lie, and cheat. They do it with regularity.

We are finally in a position to make them irrelevant and some of you want to throw them a life line. But once you get them in the boat, they will thank you by pushing you overboard and laughing while they power up and leave you there.

They are **** and always have been."

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1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Wow Texags is reaching new lows with their absurd insecurity.

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I liked the guy saying that they don't grant hardship waivers for coaching changes.

Isnt that kind of, like, one of the main scenarios a hardship waiver is granted for?

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2 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:


"And some of you want to get back in bed with these *******s.

Here's what you are probably too young to have learned yet...a level playing field does not exist with the sips. On or off the field.

And they aren't afraid to manipulate, lie, and cheat. They do it with regularity.

We are finally in a position to make them irrelevant and some of you want to throw them a life line. But once you get them in the boat, they will thank you by pushing you overboard and laughing while they power up and leave you there.

They are **** and always have been."

Notice we did not even flip one of their recruits. Somehow we have screwed them over by doing absolutely nothing but recruiting players. Somehow doing the same thing every other program in the country does is enough to enrage this guy.

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