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My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.

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4 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Him: "Hey Siri..."
Him: "Hey, SIRI"
Him: "HEY, SIRI!!!"

Siri: "Oh, so now you want to talk to me, not thirty minutes ago when you were asking Alexa to turn on PH on the downstairs TV?!?"

It was at that point he realized, we've reached the AI precipice.

When I bought my first iPhone years ago, I was kinda startled when this female voice popped up and said, “Hi, my name is Siri. How may I help you?”. 
I replied, “Siri, shut the fuck up”. 
Haven’t heard a peep out of her since.

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

When I bought my first iPhone years ago, I was kinda startled when this female voice popped up and said, “Hi, my name is Siri. How may I help you?”. 
I replied, “Siri, shut the fuck up”. 
Haven’t heard a peep out of her since.

 

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3 hours ago, Sandman said:

My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.

I say “please”

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4 hours ago, Sandman said:

My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.

Mine does too, and I do too. 

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4 hours ago, Sandman said:

My wife makes fun of me because I tell Siri "Thanks" after I have it set a timer or something. I told her when the machine takeover eventually happens, Siri will remember my kind heart and pleasant attitude.

Siri is going to digitally piss on my grave.

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