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2 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Always wanted to watch that. Wife can’t handle accents. Smh 

that's why they have subtitles. it's must watch tv

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1 hour ago, troph said:

He’s a she.  But you’re new here so it’s ok. 

Pics of you and your friend?

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31 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this photo.  need some context to verify it's not a stock photo 

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

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1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Don't know. I don't post here much anymore. But it's LonghornLawyer/Ghost of LL

Sounds like a lawyer I'd avoid hiring

Just now, THUJONE said:

I'm gonna answer it. His dick never made it in the fire pit. He was getting his dick out when he fell into the fire pit face first. 

1 - this is why night shift rules.

2 - what is his surly name?  It's  @immamac isn't it?

1 minute ago, brown water said:

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

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2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Don't know. I don't post here much anymore. But it's LonghornLawyer/Ghost of LL

Ahhh yes. 

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1 hour ago, Alien Octopus said:

Pinkerton's has a great bar, but the BBQ is the opposite of great.

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GP is good people, and his BBQ is good eatin'

2 minutes ago, brown water said:

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

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Just now, Nicole44 said:

Ahhh yes. 

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GOLL as Pedobear. Classic.

Just now, Poolflood said:

1 - this is why night shift rules.

2 - what is his surly name?  It's  @immamac isn't it?

Futureman. Burned his dick off so naturally, he turned to fisting.

Just now, THUJONE said:

GOLL as Pedobear. Classic.

 Best thread ever! Classic. The build up was outstanding. One of the reasons I joined Shaggy against my brother’s strenuous objections. Lmao. 

18 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Careful, we've had get-togethers where one member fell into my fire pit while trying to get his dick out. 

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11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Why was his dick in your fire pit???

 

Never mind.  Don't answer that.  I don't want to know.

What do you do when you see a hot piece of ash?

47 minutes ago, derpyhorndog said:

Spoiler alert: He's not going to respond. His MO is to drop a curiosity bomb with no context every once in a while and sit back and watch us stir. Maybe we'll get three ninja emojis. Maybe. 

@hornfromdallas prove him wrong 👀👀👀

Ghost of LL had maybe the best avatar in the history of TOS

9 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 Best thread ever! Classic. The build up was outstanding. One of the reasons I joined Shaggy against my brother’s strenuous objections. Lmao. 

Your brother sounds like he doesn't have BDE

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 Best thread ever! Classic. The build up was outstanding. One of the reasons I joined Shaggy against my brother’s strenuous objections. Lmao. 

I wish I had all the pictures of him eating breakfast (Cafe Brazil I think) with the costume on and him heading into the Cotton Bowl.  And then suddenly it was all over the sports news. 

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20 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Here we go:

 

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Gives new meaning to the term “fire crotch”

15 minutes ago, brown water said:

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

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Now that's legit! and fwiw, i gave thumbs up to the brisket

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13 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

He. Took. It. Out?

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18 minutes ago, brown water said:

It was posted on TOS. I’m not looking for it though. I’m all team high cholesterol for those that venture into the food forum.  Here’s tomorrow’s 20 oz ribeye getting the dry brine started. Always planning a day ahead.  #ipledgetopostmorepicsofthissteak

 

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damn fine looking cut. (salt to dry-out and form the crust?)

And the brisket pic - outstanding. 

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I think day crew took us today.

1 hour ago, runthebone said:

PedoBear...good memories.

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16 minutes ago, Texasrocks said:

Futureman. Burned his dick off so naturally, he turned to fisting.

Maybe the joke was on us and futureman is the ass jar guy. 

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A feast fit for a new coach and Futureman’s date with his fist. 

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3 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

I think day crew took us today.

and when we deliver Herman's firing tomorrow, I guess you'll give them credit

6 minutes ago, runthebone said:

PedoBear...good memories.

Whatever happened to the pimp guy?

Or that crackhead dangersnax?

1 minute ago, Majorcholas said:

Or that crackhead dangersnax?

I assume he's been busy leading the football team this year and now looking for a new job.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Nicely done. 

Lulz, I googled "shaggytexas pedobear dancing" and clicked images, and there it was. The internet never forgets. 

Also returned the pedo-cameltoe gif

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3 hours ago, TexMexBuddha said:

Holy shit!!!!!! CDC is RapGameLarry! Do I win the prize?

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Just now, Blotto said:

Lulz, I googled "shaggytexas pedobear dancing" and clicked images, and there it was. The internet never forgets. 

I don’t think the newbies quite get this site that they have joined. Yet...lol.

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4 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

and when we deliver Herman's firing tomorrow, I guess you'll give them credit

Not a chance.

Oh gawd if anyone can fuck this up (assuming it's even happening) it's fucking Ketch.

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Not a chance.

That's right because no matter what time TH is fired or UM is hired, both events happened on THE NIGHT SHIFT

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What does it say? I don’t speak 9.95! 

No idea, but I assume it's whatever happened here two days ago.

2 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

That's right because no matter what time TH is fired or UM is hired, both events happened on THE NIGHT SHIFT

Night shift can’t end if we don’t go to sleep

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6 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Whatever happened to the pimp guy?

Or that crackhead dangersnax?

Do not say it's name or it will appear

 

 

Just now, IDIOTsavant said:

No idea, but I assume it's whatever happened here two days ago.

Well we have to stop Ketch and FCB. Those two bastards must be stopped. 

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It’s hilarious to look back and realize that it NEVER got any better than play 1 from scrimmage to Josh Moore. Literally the top of the rollercoaster. What a fucking waste again. 

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