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This will shock you guys!
 

Came to post this. Whores gonna whore. Grifters gonna grift.

Immediately thought of the scene in The Grifters where the female lead shows up in her landlords bed nekkid abs he says, “Not this month, I need the actual money.” Then she loses her shit. That day will come fir these two.
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37 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Retweeting Charlie Kirk.

 

Where does this guy get off? He goes golfing in his plush hotels whenever the going gets to tough. And isn’t Melania trying to build a tennis court at the White House?

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Grimy.  Little.  Pimp.

Poor kid.

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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Was that "The Omen" or another movie where the Devil's son is seen playing with the toy black car as a prelude of the darkness that was yet to come?  (looking at middle of pic)

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

John Quincy Adams was basically trained to be President his entire life.  He was one of the most educated and well traveled people of his age on top of all the practical experience he had in and around government.

Why he wastes his time training for something that stupid?  Fucker should have been learning to read coverages and check down to his hot route if he really wanted to be somebody.

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Everyone is above trump, and trump is making a gaping vagina symbol right over where his cock should be.
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6 hours ago, DixonHur said:

The amazing thing is these people look around and think, "yep, I picked the right team".

CSB, my entire family of my mom’s side is from Oklahoma, and a few played for OU.  My next door neighbors growing up both graduated from UT.  One year when I was in middle school, my neighbor was out in the front yard and we started talking for a bit.  He asked me if I was going to the TX/OU game that weekend.  I told him I was.  He said “do me a favor.  Walk around the stadium at halftime,  and pay attention to the people you see on each side of the stadium.  Then ask yourself which side you want to be hanging out with when you’re an old fuck like me.”  Pretty solid advice.

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

Where does this guy get off? He goes golfing in his plush hotels whenever the going gets to tough. And isn’t Melania trying to build a tennis court at the White House?

Its a tennis pavilion you pleb.

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Retweeting Charlie Kirk.

 

Its crazy how Trump has convinced others he is a man of the people.  Trump hasn't spent a single night in a hovel as cheap as $7.5 million in 50 years. He is the very definition of silver spoon.

Who is the last Republican that was self made?  Reagan?  Kind of ironic how the boot straps party never actualy pulled themselves up. 

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4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Its a tennis pavilion you pleb.

Its a waste too. Nobody in that family is gonna pick up a tennis racket. Certainly not orange blob and plastic woman.  I guess Barron can play a set or two against some secret service agents, but he is probably playing Fortnite instead like every other kid. 

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3 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Its crazy how Trump has convinced others he is a man of the people.  Trump hasn't spent a single night in a hovel as cheap as $7.5 million in 50 years. He is the very definition of silver spoon.

Who is the last Republican that was self made?  Reagan?  Kind of ironic how the boot straps party never actualy pulled themselves up. 

Trump is not a Republican.  Republicans, however, have become Trump.

1 minute ago, FondrenRoad said:

Its a waste too. Nobody in that family is gonna pick up a tennis racket. Certainly not orange blob and plastic woman.  I guess Barron can play a set or two against some secret service agents, but he is probably playing Fortnite instead like every other kid. 

Why is it that many/most First Ladies feel like they have to perform some improvement to the White House.  Jackie's legacy I guess.

3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Why is it that many/most First Ladies feel like they have to perform some improvement to the White House.  Jackie's legacy I guess.

I don't have a problem with it.  They are stuck at home much of the time due to security concerns.  

I just think they should add things they would actually use, and they should do it when they move in. 

 

10 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Why is it that many/most First Ladies feel like they have to perform some improvement to the White House.  Jackie's legacy I guess.

I'm not married but even I know that's a silly question. 

5 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

I don't have a problem with it.  They are stuck at home much of the time due to security concerns.  

I just think they should add things they would actually use, and they should do it when they move in. 

 

But Melanie doesn't even live in the White House. Well, at least not the real one. 

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

But Melanie doesn't even live in the White House. Well, at least not the real one. 

But when she is there, she spends a lot of time with the white house pool boy. Maybe he likes tennis. 

Off topic, but Matt Gaetz is proof of divine intervention. Nature couldn't have created such a face that requires repeated punching on its own. He's a fist magnet. 

 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Seriously, what the fuck is up with that dress?  

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1 hour ago, FondrenRoad said:

Its a waste too. Nobody in that family is gonna pick up a tennis racket. Certainly not orange blob and plastic woman.  I guess Barron can play a set or two against some secret service agents, but he is probably playing Fortnite instead like every other kid. 

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I'm sure it's going to get plenty of use.

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

fist magnet. 

I'm stealing that.  Kudos and + rep.

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I'm not sure I really believe this. By now Trump aides don't need to be told that Trump is looking to seek credit and avoid blame. Each day he breathes new life, you're virtually assured this will be his tack. The Trump playbook is 1-page long and written in fat black sharpie.

2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that dress?  

She wanted the wind look but without the wind hair?  So the probably stuffed it with wires or something.

I’d like to hear what John Barron and David Dennison have to say about this. 

Also,

 

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2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that dress?  

you mean that pink satin sheet she's wearing?

Trump uses the phrase "people are saying" and variants thereof almost every time he opens his mouth.  He is the king of anonymous (nonexistent) sources.

19 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

People vote their wallet.    The Dow and 401Ks are not going to win it for him when Bubba is at the food bank............. and Nana is dead .    

At least Nana can no longer vote!

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Trump uses the phrase "people are saying" and variants thereof almost every time he opens his mouth.  He is the king of anonymous (nonexistent) sources.

I think that’s why he’s completely convinced himself that the media is lying.

He does it so that’s what they are doing.

Thats how incredibly self absorbed he is. 
 

17 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

This will shock you guys!

 

If I ever get someone else to pay 15K a month for my strange, I hope to do better than that.

Yeah, those are 2 of the ugliest dudes I've seen.  At least one has some decent looking tits. 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I’d like to hear what John Barron and David Dennison have to say about this. 

Also,

 

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considering the way he and his supporters target truth-tellers, sources, and whistleblowers, i’d be shocked if anyone ever went on the record. 

that shit’s not legal. 

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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Every time I see that, I think "That poor kid does not have a chance of being a decent human being..."

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I’d like to hear what John Barron and David Dennison have to say about this. 

Also,

 

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Not to mention, he fires everyone who speaks truth that injures him.

5 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

 

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that dress?  

" I just saw it on the bed and couldn't resist." 

 

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35 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Every time I see that, I think "That poor kid does not have a chance of being a decent human being..."

I feel bad for Barron but I feel even worse for the guy in the lion costume.  

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

If I ever get someone else to pay 15K a month for my strange, I hope to do better than that.

C'mon now. Don't be too judgmental. She would be perfect if you're into "Jack Nicholson as the Joker" cosplay.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Trump uses the phrase "people are saying" and variants thereof almost every time he opens his mouth.  He is the king of anonymous (nonexistent) sources.

‘West Virginia resident’ 

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

" I just saw it on the bed and couldn't resist." 

 

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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

Every time I see that, I think "That poor kid does not have a chance of being a decent human being..."

i assume he’ll be just as well adjusted as the kid from “the toy” would’ve been. the one who made his dad buy him richard pryor.  probably couldn’t make that movie today. 

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

i assume he’ll be just as well adjusted as the kid from “the toy” would’ve been. the one who made his dad buy him richard pryor.  probably couldn’t make that movie today. 

Obsv, Richard Pryor's dead.  Plus I think that kid became a porn actor who eventually asphixiated on some novelty breakfast cereal, but I'm not 100% on that.

20 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

The tone deafness is........well, deafening.

 

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