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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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Just now, TexEx15 said:

 

Bob Casey knows PA better than anyone.

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1 minute ago, TexasEd said:

link?

 

I have to work a bit. I’ll dig up later.  Was excellent.  

5 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

Helo and Gostar predicting a Trump win makes me feel pretty good

Whoever wins Nevada wins it all, which is why I think trump takes it. More than 80% of the vote in & it’s tied, so Trump has already proven to way exceed what he was projected to do there. What will make the difference is the fact that the dens didn’t put much legwork in that state because they thought they had it in the bag. If I had to make odds I’d say 55/45 Trump to win it.

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The situation Trump finds himself in is hilarious. Stop counting votes now and Biden wins. Keep counting them and Biden wins. I guess all he can do is say "Well it looked like we were going to win at one point! Rigged!". 

To expand on this.  He rolled out the trump army to monitor polls and counting.  So it will be even harder to contest the numbers because they had such thorough monitoring up front.    

3 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Gosar is a fool.

Sadly, he lives in bumfuck hillbilly land and won his election 70-30

28 minutes ago, G650 said:

Yeah. It's tight for sure.

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6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Get ready for sharpie gate!

 

 

 

 

Can you stop linking morons?  

34 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I'm worried Nevada will be the monkey wrench. What votes are left to be counted?

Mail in votes from clark county. Biden's lead will increase. 

If true, GOP is looking to sack this fat fuck and move on.  Everything else is stupid head fakes.

 

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Whoever wins Nevada wins it all, which is why I think trump takes it. More than 80% of the vote in & it’s tied, so Trump has already proven to way exceed what he was projected to do there. What will make the difference is the fact that the dens didn’t put much legwork in that state because they thought they had it in the bag. If I had to make odds I’d say 55/45 Trump to win it.

Wrong, Nevada vote that is left is early mail in, and coming from heavy blue areas

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Whoever wins Nevada wins it all, which is why I think trump takes it. More than 80% of the vote in & it’s tied, so Trump has already proven to way exceed what he was projected to do there. What will make the difference is the fact that the dens didn’t put much legwork in that state because they thought they had it in the bag. If I had to make odds I’d say 55/45 Trump to win it.

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2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Whoever wins Nevada wins it all, which is why I think trump takes it. More than 80% of the vote in & it’s tied, so Trump has already proven to way exceed what he was projected to do there. What will make the difference is the fact that the dens didn’t put much legwork in that state because they thought they had it in the bag. If I had to make odds I’d say 55/45 Trump to win it.

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Assume this has already been posted, but I can't keep up with this thread.

 

1 minute ago, SizzleChest said:

If true, GOP is looking to sack this fat fuck and move on.  Everything else is stupid head fakes.

 

The distancing is true is huge they’re going to back away provide cautious optimism for Democrats in the presidential election. 

7 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

one of the best examples of this is USC football

post of the day...

3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Whoever wins Nevada wins it all, which is why I think trump takes it. More than 80% of the vote in & it’s tied, so Trump has already proven to way exceed what he was projected to do there. What will make the difference is the fact that the dens didn’t put much legwork in that state because they thought they had it in the bag. If I had to make odds I’d say 55/45 Trump to win it.

everyone is linking numbers, counties, rates of mail v in person, outstanding ballot estimates, 2016 comparisons.

 

Helo: that's interesting and all, but trump has grit and hustle and is a real coach on the field, so I think he'll pull it out in the end.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Assume this has already been posted, but I can't keep up with this thread.

 

I don't understand this. IF the election commission has said this, why is it not final? Or is this a rumor and it wasn't actually said?

Holy shit: Just go to the AZ SOS, click on the more tab and sort by county.  Everything is in except a smidge of Maricopa (blue) and a small chunk of Yuma (which is a wash), Pinal (small but reddish), and Pima (blue and biggish).  

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Assume this has already been posted, but I can't keep up with this thread.

 

biden could be trumpian in this and say: some say it was the biggest win ever. it was twice as big as trump's win in wisconsin in '16, and you heard him talk about how that was the greatest win ever.

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

Holy shit: Just go to the AZ SOS, click on the more tab and sort by county.  Everything is in except a smidge of Maricopa (blue) and a small chunk of Yuma (which is a wash), Pinak (small but reddish), and Pima (blue and biggish).  

weren't we saying that might not be percentages of outstanding mail ins though? or does it account for that?

1 minute ago, Bateshorn said:

Holy shit: Just go to the AZ SOS, click on the more tab and sort by county.  Everything is in except a smidge of Maricopa (blue) and a small chunk of Yuma (which is a wash), Pinak (small but reddish), and Pima (blue and biggish).  

People keep saying there's 400,000 more votes here in AZ, but I'm more than happy to roll with these being more or less final.

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don't understand this. IF the election commission has said this, why is it not final? Or is this a rumor and it wasn't actually said?

Prob because it has to be certified by their Secretary of State (or similar, I have no idea who would have that responsibility in Wisconsin) to be official.

 

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don't understand this. IF the election commission has said this, why is it not final? Or is this a rumor and it wasn't actually said?

I haven't been able to clarify if that tweet is true.

I have a couple of German friends.  They are in disbelief that a country as technologically advanced as the United States can't manage to hold a simple election. They're like "Dude ... WTF?"   What can I say?
 

 

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Prob because it has to be certified by their Secretary of State (or similar, I have no idea who would have that responsibility in Wisconsin) to be official.

 

I'm talking about the media. Why can't they call it for Biden if it looks like the votes are all counted? 

Whoever wins Nevada wins it all, which is why I think trump takes it. More than 80% of the vote in & it’s tied, so Trump has already proven to way exceed what he was projected to do there. What will make the difference is the fact that the dens didn’t put much legwork in that state because they thought they had it in the bag. If I had to make odds I’d say 55/45 Trump to win it.
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Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

I have a couple of German friends.  They are in disbelief that a country as technologically advanced as the United States can't manage to hold a simple election. They're like "Dude ... WTF?"   What can I say?
 

 

We don't hold national elections.  We hold 50 individual state elections, and each of them are as different as day and night.  

 

I'm using ABC's numbers;

 

PA - 80% of the voted counted.    Trump leads by a little under 475,000 votes.   There are 1.4 mm votes uncounted.    IF Biden gets 67% of those, he wins PA.   Anything less....  Trump gets it.

 

Edit. switch the names.   Biden needs 67% of the remaining votes outstanding to pull PA.

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Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

I have a couple of German friends.  They are in disbelief that a country as technologically advanced as the United States can't manage to hold a simple election. They're like "Dude ... WTF?"   What can I say?

Germans looking at us and saying "Dude.... WTF?" is pretty rich.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I'm talking about the media. Why can't they call it for Biden if it looks like the votes are all counted? 

No one in the media wants a repeat of the 2000 election, where a network will come out and state one thing...only to have to withdraw it.

 

 

The media I’m watching keeps talking about 300k undelivered ballots at usps facilities in PA, MI, GA. But they haven’t said if these are the only places with such issues, or if it’s nationwide but immaterial elsewhere so they are ignoring the rest. 

5 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Holy shit: Just go to the AZ SOS, click on the more tab and sort by county.  Everything is in except a smidge of Maricopa (blue) and a small chunk of Yuma (which is a wash), Pinal (small but reddish), and Pima (blue and biggish).  

This is also confusing me. CNN is showing 86% of the vote is in. This website shows like 99.9% in with just a handful of precincts outstanding in bigger counties. How long does it take to report to these counts to the media? Why does the media not use SOS websites as sources?

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don't understand this. IF the election commission has said this, why is it not final? Or is this a rumor and it wasn't actually said?

She said it in a live phone interview. I was watching. But it wasn’t an “official statement,” I think they’re being cautious to confirm it.

Just now, 'stache said:

This is also confusing me. CNN is showing 86% of the vote is in. This website shows like 99.9% in with just a handful of precincts outstanding in bigger counties. How long does it take to report to these counts to the media? Why does the media not use SOS websites as sources?

I assume because they are using a data aggregator that is fucked up or something. 

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I have a couple of German friends.  They are in disbelief that a country as technologically advanced as the United States can't manage to hold a simple election. They're like "Dude ... WTF?"   What can I say?
 

 

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3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

We don't hold national elections.  We hold 50 individual state elections, and each of them are as different as day and night.  

 

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Re AZ: Look at the vote totals per county vs 2016. It's up quite a bit everywhere, I don't see hundreds of thousands of votes still being out there as credible. 

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NYT has the Georgia margin down to ~+88,000 votes for Trump

Perdue is up 175,000ish

 

Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

I have a couple of German friends.  They are in disbelief that a country as technologically advanced as the United States can't manage to hold a simple election. They're like "Dude ... WTF?"   What can I say?

I would not take any shit from Germans with respect to politics. Or maybe they could help us speed up the process by putting voting machines in their forefathers gas filled showers. 

Hope is a dangerous thing.

30 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Gosar is a moron..... he's the guy who's family made a campaign video against him.... I would want another, more credible source.

 

Good call, completely forgot about that...

 

Yeah wow AZ secretary of state is reporting Biden with 51% at 99% reporting



Lol. The current margin shown in Maricopa is in person voting. Including Election Day. The remaining 250k ballots are early mail/drop offs. I’m sure that’ll help Trump close the margin.

In conclusion, fuck yourself.
15 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

If true, GOP is looking to sack this fat fuck and move on.  Everything else is stupid head fakes.

 

Possibility.  I think most of the establishment still hates him.

Just now, closetohumping said:

Possibility.  I think most of the establishment still hates him.

This.

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I would not take any shit from Germans with respect to politics. Or maybe they could help us speed up the process by putting voting machines in their forefathers gas filled showers. 

that really escalated

6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm using ABC's numbers;

 

PA - 80% of the voted counted.    Trump leads by a little under 475,000 votes.   There are 1.4 mm votes uncounted.    IF Trump gets 67% of those, he wins PA.   Anything less....  Biden gets it.

 

If trump is ahead why would he need to get more than half the outstanding votes?

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