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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah I’m also surprised they haven’t called a landslide win for Trump.  
 

You do know AZ people right?  It’s the Alabama of the west.  

I’ve been to Arizona once in my lifetime. Petrified forest was boring as shit. 

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2 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Recap of Eric and Rudy? For the beer.

Imagine a toddler saying "It's not fair!"

 

That's pretty much it. 

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Yeah I’m also surprised they haven’t called a landslide win for Trump.  
 

You do know AZ people right?  It’s the Alabama of the west.  

I was watching Fox News earlier because their map seems to update faster but there was hardly anyone backing Trump on the lawyer shit. Sounds like they might know the fate. 

2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

You know something? Not only are we going to win Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer. We're gonna win Nevada! And Arizona! And Pennsylvania! And Georgia!

And then we're going to Washington DC to take back the White House...

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Regardless of situation...that will never not be funny, especially with the sound on.

Having a guy with a lazy eye complaining they couldn't see stuff in the philly counting location is *chef's kiss

Inject that Eric Trump crying shit into my veins!

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

LOL.  Let the grievance grift continue......

5 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

I wish my clenched butthole shared your optimism. 

Username checks out.

1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

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so if the NYT estimates are right, the following is needed to catch the person in the lead:

  • Trump (AZ) - 60.3% of the estimated remaining votes
  • no idea about NV

Biden

  • GA: 61%
  • NC: 63%
  • PA: 65%
2 minutes ago, Constant said:

I’ve been to Arizona once in my lifetime. Petrified forest was boring as shit. 

Grand Canyon is a bit more impressive 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

everyone GIF

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

lol Rudy

 

Well Rudy, you guys have sucked ass at fighting novel things so far this year...why the fuck would you stop sucking ass at it now bitch.

4 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:
6 minutes ago, LTbear said:
Recap of Eric and Rudy? For the beer.

Rudy has made the outlandish claim that there could be votes from Mars and I'm not making it up

Could be something...could be bullshit

9/11 and Rudy seems like a different dimension in time and space at this point...

3 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Username checks out.

Does it really though, if you think about it? 

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15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

if he would have mentioned having a hard time holding his alligators down he would be gold in my book

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Oh no, it's just getting started.

And it will continue on after January 20.  As long as Trump has his Twitter, it will end only upon his passing.

Twitter will ban his dumb ass. 

18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

NC isn't reporting new numbers until the 12th per Velshi of MSNBC. 

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Oh shit, AK AZ GA NC NV and PA left. 269 to 269 is possible if Biden only wins GA.

I kind of hope some ridiculous challenge makes it up to the Supreme Court so they can reject it and twist the dagger a little more. 

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!

 

 

Too late, I already claimed this land for Spain this morning 

Eric's first claim is that Biden can only become POTUS if he cheats and wins PA.  well now, he doesn't need PA.  they could let Trump have PA.  if Biden wins NV (and AZ, which has been called by Fox and AP), he's POTUS.  and he could win GA.

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Grand Canyon is a bit more impressive 

Don't forget the gigantic meteor crater.

Just now, Dnaguy said:

 

Widely reported by who, fuckstick?

6 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

The system man, he's gonna sue the system. 

9 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

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Why do I hear Jaws theme with this photo? 

2 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

if he would have mentioned having a hard time holding his alligators down he would be gold in my book

More like a Jim duggan thumbs up and hoooooooo

I hereby claim myself to be Mr. Gal Godot.

Just now, 'stache said:

I hereby claim myself to be Mr. Gal Godot.

I'm Mr. Theron

600,000 votes outstanding in AZ, 400K of those in Maricopa County where Biden is getting 52.3% of those votes currently. We will get two batches of Maricopa vote updates tonight. Sounds like we will know on AZ tonight.

1 minute ago, Lagunamadre said:

The system man, he's gonna sue the system. 

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1 minute ago, horncyclist said:

I kind of hope some ridiculous challenge makes it up to the Supreme Court so they can reject it and twist the dagger a little more. 

Won't happen.  Remember the court has been stacked to do the bidding of the GOP.  They are overturning Roe/Wade tomorrow.

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Bwahahaahaha. "We hereby claim it" Huzzah!

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Too late, I already claimed this land for Spain this morning 

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14 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I looked him up the guy is from Nevada

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Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Anyone counting the PA vote share from the updates? 

Just did the math, down to 308K

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