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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Switched to Fox News just in time to see Laura Ingraham ask Newt Gingrich how powerful Trump will become if the corrupt Dems make him a martyr, and Newt responding he’s being forced into a position of having to fight the corrupt forces conspiring against him.  Also threw in a Lincoln comparison and more references to fighting.

Murdoch needs to get his opinion blowhard block in check.

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1 minute ago, Hookah Horns said:

It's like a dog chasing its tail. 

Eating their young.

Pennsylvania: "We're going to count votes all night"
Georgia: "We're going to finish counting all votes tonight"
Arizona: "We're going to release the most important votes tonight"
Nevada: "Fuck it, let's go to Reno"

Do you think that if Arizona says they are going to stop counting because it’s too dangerous, they could get the trump team to sue them to keep counting?

53 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Gotta keep em watching 

Yep, CNN doing a lot of that lately.

ABC News and, dare I say, Fox News, have actually been doing a solid job.

5 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Watched twice. That was cathartic. Thanks for posting 

I wish this went on for hours. Thanks for posting. I has no more reps. 

Just now, Prepuce of Doom said:

His tits are bigger. 

Her hands are bigger.

19 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Michael Rapaport nails another one:

 

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CAN I FUCKING GO TO BED OR NOT?!?!??!?

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yep, CNN doing a lot of that lately.

ABC News and, dare I say, Fox News, have actually been doing a solid job.

The Fox NEWS folks do a great job.  The opinionated blowhard show "hosts" are obsequious toadies.

15 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

See what I'm dealing with here?
 

 

The Rust Belt keeps believing Lucy won't pull that ball away . . . again. 

 

I’d like to be up to see the PA overtaking and GA if it happens, but I don’t have all damn night. 

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

CAN I FUCKING GO TO BED OR NOT?!?!??!?

You can take an hour nap safely I believe.  I think I'm going to do that.

14 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Incredible, isn't it? 

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Michael Rapaport nails another one:

 

haha, had to leave his house to give this profanity laced rant.

His neighbors must love him.

1 minute ago, TeeDubya said:

The Fox NEWS folks do a great job.  The opinionated blowhard show "hosts" are obsequious toadies.

Yep. Loved Britt Hume and Brett Baer is pretty damn good as a replacement. That’s the only Fox News I can watch at all. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’d like to be up to see the PA overtaking and GA if it happens, but I don’t have all damn night. 

I’ve been trying to hold out to see the flip in PA but after last night I’m fading fast. 

1 minute ago, TeeDubya said:

The Fox NEWS folks do a great job.  The opinionated blowhard show "hosts" are obsequious toadies.

FNC run sheet has about 4 hours of dimwits in the morning, about 3 hours of news, then 5 hours of right wing opinion blowhards from mid afternoon thru prime time. Then replay the blowhards I think. 

14 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

These people are so goddamned dumb. 

 

11 minutes ago, softlynow said:

So dumb even Monty Python couldn’t get away with this sketch. 

Seem like the type of people who would buy a dead bird. 

I wonder how much it would cost to hire Rapaport to do all of my public speaking.

25 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Michael Rapaport nails another one:

 

Michael Rappaport just said in one minute and twenty nine seconds what we've all wanted to say for 4 years.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I like the dude who just walks by at :30

 

 

Lmao.  She's an even bigger fucktard than I thought.

hours behind

apologies if anyone has voiced this

az is clearly buried in paper - their secy of state was transparent

suspecting nevada has their final number and they've had it for 8-12 hours

scattershooting: texags enragement theory correlates with a deliberate nevada delay to give az ga and pa as much runway as possible because as long as they remain open and in play cheeto has zero narrative control

i'll allow it

25 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Rick Santorum is a prolapsed anus. the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex

 

 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

I like the dude who just walks by at :30

 

 

Is she speaking in tongues?

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Dammit, I did my first drive-by of TexAgs political forum.  HOE-LEE FUCK.

@ Francisco 2.0 tried to warn me.

 

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Does this mean we’re not going to get a new health care plan? Oh darn 

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Is she speaking in voices?

As opposed to....?

PA really starting to come in—Trump’s lead down to 165K.


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5 hours ago, Bodhi said:

Also, why do you think they won't have a raving lunatic?  Trump has created a playbook others will utilize in the near future.

No one will ever match dotard's cheeto schtick.  Unpossible

2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I have to admit, I speak in voice.

1 minute ago, troph said:

Do you even speak in tongues bro?

I need sleep.

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

They dumb

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

No one will ever match dotard's cheeto schtick.  Unpossible

Agreed.  Of course, the nice thing about Trump, is you know exactly who he is - he hides none of the batshittery around him.

Potential future political candidates thinking about the Presidency, who are serous and in their 20s and 30s, are going to be making sure to keep their batshittery hidden, and off social media.

GA ~30k

PA ~165k 

5 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Does this mean we’re not going to get a new health care plan? Oh darn 

2 weeks

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

The pendejo got his wall. 

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This is sickening. Get the fuck out loser bitch 

Someone should go paint that. Ew.

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

This is sickening. Get the fuck out loser bitch 

Yep, it is our fucking house, not his. 

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Georgia going until tomorrow.... Penn best bet to end this tonight.

 

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