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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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4 minutes ago, immamac said:

gOA3A

Do i Do it?

Nope. Follow your self-imposed rule. Make the plan, execute the plan. 

4 minutes ago, heso said:

Those have been as high as 91%. He’s gonna win the county at 83-85% and all of the votes left skew dem from that. 

I've been following this all day and yes some of the dumps were 90%+.

6 minutes ago, immamac said:

gOA3A

Do i Do it?

Patience. 

Clayton 5000 votes still out (85% Biden)

Gwinnett 4800 (58% Biden)

Cobb 700 (56% Biden)

There are several red counties who still have votes - but even in those counties Biden is running ahead of Trump in mail in votes.

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

No or you doom us to a tjhooker-type fate. 

Yeah, I would not call either quite yet.

Trump on January 20th

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10 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Meanwhile, Arizona down to 57K.

Supposedly a bunch from more conservative counties. 

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Big Gretch is milfy. 

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Agreed.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

it's queued up. ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER

Don’t forget AZ and NV!

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Who else has pointed out to Trumpers that the stock market has been skyrocketing ever since it became clear Biden would win?  My buddy who is a Trump homer had no response when I said that.

Get ready for a lot of the stock market isn't the economy.

Spoiler

 

It's not. And the markets have been propped up with the Fed's response. It was the right thing to do - for the economy. The economy must keep the financial markets healthy. The Fed has done that. International capital is well protected by the US economy. The US economy runs on consumerism. Pathetic - sure, but it fuels stability.

  • The Fed and International Capital recognize stimulus is needed for this economy. The world's dominant western economies agree. They want stability in Washington  I hope the parties to come together and work for the people.
  • There is more market faith in smart economic propositions with Biden in the figurehead seat.
  • There was important Fed speech today. They agree - stimulus is the call. Biden knows how to work with McConnell and even work with 50-50 Senate. They have worked together in the past. 
  • The markets are happy for certainty. That's all they care for - certainty (it's an efficiency/big data thing).
  • The Fed and International Capital has given the "go" on fiscal stimulus. 

 

No socialist fear in the markets. 

30 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, and as I've mentioned.....if Biden pulls this out, now until January 20th may be the most dangerous period for humanity since the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Or Trump starts packing and leaves this weekend for Mar-a-Lago, and doesn't come back, and spends his days tweeting, eating, playing golf, talking to his inner circle, and building out TrumpTV.

With the benefit that he can profit at Mar-a-Lago off of the Secret Service and WH staffers that have to stay onsite.

And I honestly think he'll reserve the most hatred for the Republicans he feels let him down, the people he actually feels betrayed him.

5 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Big Gretch is milfy. 

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I'd kidnap her... jk but not really.

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

gOA3A

Do i Do it?

Too soon.   Let’s get the ball across the goal line before spiking it.  IMO. 

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

gOA3A

Do i Do it?

I say wait for it. We know it’s coming, but I say wait. 

35 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Individual 1 term President. 

Donny One Term. 

A mafia type name for a wannabe Don.

it's queued up. ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER

Put some calamine lotion on that finger, pour a whiskey drink, and be patient.
2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or Trump starts packing and leaves this weekend for Mar-a-Lago, and doesn't come back, and spends his days tweeting, eating, playing golf, talking to his inner circle, and building out TrumpTV.

With the benefit that he can profit at Mar-a-Lago off of the Secret Service and WH staffers that have to stay onsite.

And I honestly think he'll reserve the most hatred for the Republicans he feels let him down, the people he actually feels betrayed him.

he's a legit flight risk who gives zero fucks.

In the "yep he's still alive" category, if Biden wins then Trump will join Jimmy Carter as the only living Presidents who lost reelection bids. 

30 minutes ago, slorch said:

We have no non white workers in my workforce.  Lolz.  Not

fuck your excuses. 

So you don't get it. 

Ok, Cool. Hook 'Em!

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so slorch knows he's a joke.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

In the "yep he's still alive" category, if Biden wins then Trump will join Jimmy Carter as the only living Presidents who lost reelection bids. 

Maybe Jimmy will let Trump join Habitat for Humanity...

 

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6 minutes ago, immamac said:

it's queued up. ITCHY TRIGGER FINGER

The Edging Election. Trump v. Biden

Both these guys have to hang on until late January. Bubble boys now. 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

Seriously, the gospel of tolerance has a bit of a role in all this. Adults need to be shamed for being stupid. The village idiots need to be called idiots again. I will make an exception for those with clear mental impairment but garden variety morons need to be ashamed of being morons. The internet combined with the tolerance movement has created a world where idiots are proud of being stupid and they band together which makes them even prouder.

Fuckin' a right. 

Make Stupidity Shameful Again

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

In the "yep he's still alive" category, if Biden wins then Trump will join Jimmy Carter as the only living Presidents who lost reelection bids. 

I'd rather he join Bush Sr, who shuts the door on the gate to heaven for him. 

8 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I like that.

Her stylist has skills.  Californian working in Michigan?

 

Edited by washparkhorn
And NNN approved

Carter builds houses, Trump bankrupts houses.

33 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

The walls are closing in....... They can now criticize him with little fear of political retribution.  Trump is about to feel the full force of the GOP machine not caring about anything but power....

 

Jr was whining that Mitch wasn't on twitter supporting his dad....

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40 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Texags-

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Trump came off as such a total loser in that speech tonight, it's no wonder TexAgs loves him so much.

1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Suuuuuuurrrrre. Most of them couldn't waddle down the block. 

27 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

He was giving off a bob newhart vibe with his attire

Don't be scared of Donald Trump while he's a lame duck. He's going to spend all his time trying to squeeze as much money from the federal government into his properties. He has big bills to pay and those debts are coming due. He's going to need money to pay lawyers.

Plus he's a total coward. All he does is insult people, bankrupt his businesses, and not pay bills.

Just now, NAVY said:

Suuuuuuurrrrre. Most of them couldn't waddle down the block. 

Well....you gotta point.

But now, you have someone on mainstream media suggesting the act.  

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

The old get old
And the young get stronger
May take a week
And it may take longer
They got the guns
But we got the numbers
Gonna win, yeah
We're takin' over
Come on!

Just now, Bookman said:

Don't be scared of Donald Trump while he's a lame duck. He's going to spend all his time trying to squeeze as much money from the federal government into his properties. He has big bills to pay and those debts are coming due. He's going to need money to pay lawyers.

Plus he's a total coward. All he does is insult people, bankrupt his businesses, and not pay bills.

I think that we are going to see an impeachment and removal. GOP is done with this trash time to take it out.

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

How is this not "FIRE!" in a theater territory?  This is inciting a riot. 

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