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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Or...

 

- An old bitch with dementia 

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I’m absolutely sure Bernie would’ve won in 16. Democratic support outside major urban areas in the rust belt would not have collapsed the way it did.

I’m not sure about this year. Millions of previous non voters have joined Cult 45. Some portion of Midwestern suburbanites would’ve been scared by the socialism bullshit. I don’t know if black voters come out for Bernie like they did Biden.
Bernie could have easily outflanked trump on populism and rural issues and destroyed him in the rust belt IMO. 16 or 20. You're probably right in that 16 would have been easier to pull off.
32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

i love the 6 second mark when Trump's expression changes 🤣

Ex president Trump should be forced to spend time with his base. 

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Those are never not going to be funny.  @slorch  The 41-7 loss at home to ISU should be brought up too.

35 minutes ago, heso said:

I say wait for it. We know it’s coming, but I say wait. 

Arizona’s red turkey signal might have indecently popped, but Nevada is overdone. 

5 minutes ago, thepop said:

Tommy might be the dumbest senator, and that's not easy

Funny, Tom Cotton has to be in that group.  Must be wary of senators named Tom.

13 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I have over a dozen guns but I can't shoot all of them at once.

Everybody's got a damn dozen guns, and not one of you smackballs brought a single grenade. It's like y'all don't WANT to clear a house.

This CNN correspondent in Phoenix is an interesting character. Seems more like random guy off the street answering questions instead of a reporter. 

8 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Fuck the cold open with Baldwin and Carrey.  Give me the new monologue from the host Dave Chappelle.  Must See TV.

Yeah looks like I’m watching every second of it. 

Things are trending toward a Biden 55K win in Pennsylvania. I think the Democratic estimates from last night were overstated but he's still on pace to win.

Not sure if Philadelphia is more represented in what's been counted since last night or what remains to be counted. That could tilt things one direction or another but with apparently over 70,000 Philadelphia ballots left things still look solidly like a Biden win.

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Ex president Trump should be forced to spend time with his base. 

He should have a picnic on the grounds of Mar A Lago each summer.  Invite all of MAGA Land.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Things are trending toward a Biden 55K win in Pennsylvania. I think the Democratic estimates from last night were overstated but he's still on pace to win.

Not sure if Philadelphia is more represented in what's been counted since last night or what remains to be counted. That could tilt things one direction or another but with apparently over 70,000 Philadelphia ballots left things still look solidly like a Biden win.

There is a lot of ballots that are being secluded from these ballots in PA from what I understand. 

Arizona looks to be in the bag for Trump. Biden could’ve used that cushion

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4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I’m absolutely sure Bernie would’ve won in 16. Democratic support outside major urban areas in the rust belt would not have collapsed the way it did.

I’m not sure about this year. Millions of previous non voters have joined Cult 45. Some portion of Midwestern suburbanites would’ve been scared by the socialism bullshit. I don’t know if black voters come out for Bernie like they did Biden.

While I think it’s possible Bernie could have won in 2016, I think it’s silly to assume only Joe Biden could beat Trump in 2020.  There are too many unknown variables to speculate with any kind of confidence and I think it’s safe to say polling data isn’t that reliable. 

Bernie could have easily outflanked trump on populism and rural issues and destroyed him in the rust belt IMO. 16 or 20. You're probably right in that 16 would have been easier to pull off.

Trump voters don’t give a fuck about policy in 2020. Trump could come out in favor of Medicare for All and the Green New Deal and they would be all for it.
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Arizona looks to be in the bag for Trump. Biden could’ve used that cushion

Great analysis.  Tell us your thoughts on PA.

1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Arizona looks to be in the bag for Trump. Biden could’ve used that cushion

And I’m sure you have some sort of... something to back up your point? Who am I kidding 

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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Arizona looks to be in the bag for Trump. Biden could’ve used that cushion

@immamac just fucking ban him for a day or two so he stops saying shit like this over and over. 

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Arizona looks to be in the bag for Trump. Biden could’ve used that cushion

  Who is this dude?

God I can’t wait for Biden to enact my internet trolls get gibbets proposal.

Arizona looks to be in the bag for Trump. Biden could’ve used that cushion
What bag?
Just now, hobbes2702 said:

And I’m sure you have some sort of... something to back up your point? Who am I kidding 

Trump just took the recent batch of liberal-leaning Pima votes 51-47%. If that trend continues he’ll overtake Biden there.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@immamac just fucking ban him for a day or two so he stops saying shit like this over and over. 

Put him on ignore 

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Things are trending toward a Biden 55K win in Pennsylvania. I think the Democratic estimates from last night were overstated but he's still on pace to win.

Not sure if Philadelphia is more represented in what's been counted since last night or what remains to be counted. That could tilt things one direction or another but with apparently over 70,000 Philadelphia ballots left things still look solidly like a Biden win.

The 100k victory that Senator Casey was pushing was the final certified total after the late arriving mail in ballots and provisional ballots. 

Just now, Helobious said:

Trump just took the recent batch of liberal-leaning Pima votes 51-47%. If that trend continues he’ll overtake Biden there.

No he won’t. 

Arizona looks to be in the bag for Trump. Biden could’ve used that cushion

C’mon man. This is your last chance to troll and you come with that weak shit?
1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Trump just took the recent batch of liberal-leaning Pima votes 51-47%. If that trend continues he’ll overtake Biden there.

This guy should be banned if none of his stupid fucking predictions come true. 

Wait, I got that all wrong. 

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CNN needs a new person in Arizona, not only for their math skills, but overall demeanor.

 

 

You guys still haven't figured out what Helobious is doing have you

Damn, Bill Weir struggling on CNN, it’s clear he doesn’t have any faith in his math ability, he’s alluded to it multiple times, but they are still expecting him to deliver numbers, and he’s having a panic attack 

15 minutes ago, thepop said:

Tommy might be the dumbest senator, and that's not easy

The boy's got talent and motivation.

the dude doing math on the notepad on CNN cracked me up

Helobious is to Shaggy what Colin Quinn is to Twitter. He gets a laugh every time one of you takes a shot at him. 

35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

He's a beautiful writer

 

 

Craig Robinson needs to stfu. Most trump supporters are idiots anyway.

 I think it’s fucking disgusting how Trump won Iowa. He messed up their livelihoods in farming and drowned them in federal aid.

 

I'm pretty sure I'm hitting the refresh button on my browser faster than Georgia is counting votes.

CNN needs a new person in Arizona, not only for their math skills, but overall demeanor.
 
 

They somehow found someone worse than the lady who said, on air, “I’m so bad at math!”
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