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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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5 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I think the bigger question is in 2-4 years, how does the GOP get voters to turn out when they don't have a raving lunatic on the ticket?

You're underestimating their ability to find another raving lunatic.

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18 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i've now been watching cnn nonstop for about 35 hours.  i have no idea who's going to win the election, but i'm definitely interested in getting a reverse mortgage.

 

15 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Don’t even try to convince Tom Selleck that a reverse mortgage tries to take advantage of American seniors. 

 

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

at first i was concerned it was a trick to take my home, but i'm cool with it now.

this isn't tom selleck's first rodeo. 

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I've seen this a bunch on Facebook today. People are screaming that there are more tabulated votes in Michigan (or Wisconsin) than registered voters (something something).

Yeah, I saw that, on my facebook feed.  My mom agreed with the post and commented.  Sigh.  

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Bro, the pandemic ended yesterday.

I know--it's the day after the election and we haven't heard anything about the Covid (other than the headline at the top of The Washington Post that we topped 100,000 new cases for the first time today).

Trump PA lead now down to ~277k

 

Last update on NYT was 75%+ for Biden

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9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I think he still owes them by not being able to remove any sanctions. He may have a visit from a Boris in the upcoming weeks to ensure they are still waiting for those sanctions to be lifted.

Maybe he's handled like Russian Abe Frohman was earlier this week.

5 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I think the bigger question is in 2-4 years, how does the GOP get voters to turn out when they don't have a raving lunatic on the ticket?

Not just the GOP, who the fuck is the country turning to?

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hopefully certain people in NY has something to say about that. 

The US District Court for the Southern District of NY will be quite interesting now.

 

1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:


After seeing Joe Namath enrollment deadline commercials for a week, I am now for ending Medicare.

I hereby call an end of Medicare.

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hopefully certain people in NY has something to say about that. 

Yeah, I think the Southern District of NY would like to have a few words with Donald Trump.  Hopefully words that put him in detention, deem him a flight risk, and resutls in a judge putting him under house arrest in his tower on Black Lives Matter BLVD (the street formerly known as 5th Avenue).  I hate Bill de Blasio, but that was MASTERFUL trolling.

6 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I think the bigger question is in 2-4 years, how does the GOP get voters to turn out when they don't have a raving lunatic on the ticket?

They’ll have a smarter version of Trump that taps into the same shit trump did. Except he won’t lie as much, and he won’t have the same history of sexual assault.

none of those are worse than chris berman's carshield adverts. holy fucking shit those are the worst

29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Acosta reporting the mood is darkening (no racist) at the White House 

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John King said the AZ vote dumps tonight would be at 8 and 11 Texas time.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You're underestimating their ability to find another raving lunatic.

You know who could rally up the troops in 4 years? I do....

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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

 

 

this isn't tom selleck's first rodeo. 

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Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

They’ll have a smarter version of Trump that taps into the same shit trump did. Except he won’t lie as much, and he won’t have the same history of sexual assault.

That will get the Lincoln Project people to come back, but I'm skeptical it will turn out the rednecks. They need one of the Duck Dynasty guys. Seriously.

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You're underestimating their ability to find another raving lunatic.

Shit ...there are two of them with the same last name. they wont even have to change their flair. 

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I've seen this a bunch on Facebook today. People are screaming that there are more tabulated votes in Michigan (or Wisconsin) than registered voters (something something).

You must have the same Facebook friends as @slorch.
 

Do you think it’s bullshit or could it be a problem? 

23 minutes ago, bolverk said:

I read a glowing article a few weeks ago about their vote count guru over there, who is apparently nails when it comes to calling elections. The premise of the article was about how the editorial side of their organization might try to put pressure on him to call states for Trump, and he was emphatically defiant in stating they would hold no sway over him. It's apparently the same guy that Turd Blossom went to go see in his fit of rage during a live broadcast when he declared Obama the winner in 2012. 

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/27/business/media/trump-election-fox-news.html

13 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I don't know why they didn't just stand their ground and shoot him

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14 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Yup. I'd be happy with 306-232, which is becoming more and more of a possibility.

It would be a nice little bookend to 2016.

5 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I think the bigger question is in 2-4 years, how does the GOP get voters to turn out when they don't have a raving lunatic on the ticket?

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9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I've seen this a bunch on Facebook today. People are screaming that there are more tabulated votes in Michigan (or Wisconsin) than registered voters (something something).

You must have missed our little slorch event earlier.

30 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Acosta reporting the mood is darkening (no racist) at the White House 

During that report, the source close to the White House said that the trump legal team is acting like a bunch of "ambulance chasers" and then said, "unfortunately, Rudy is on the case."  It was pretty fucking funny.  

6 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

I think the bigger question is in 2-4 years, how does the GOP get voters to turn out when they don't have a raving lunatic on the ticket?

I hate to break it to you, but there will be a raving lunatic on the ticket.  The Trump blueprint still looks like a very effectual way to run as a Republican.  He probably would have won going away without the coronavirus context.

11 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Here is my bold prediction--Trump doesn't attend the inauguration.  Instead, he flies to Florida and holds a rally at which he announces his candidacy for the presidency in 2024--if for no other reason than the fact that he's figured out that grifting off his own presidential campaign is quite lucrative.

He better have Biden's new AG along with NY state coming after his ass on enough charges to lock him up for life. If Biden's administration doesn't make an example of these fucks the next time they get in power they'll be more emboldened to do worse shit. Precedent needs to be set that this level of corruption gets taken out hard even a former President

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

PA gives him 273 right without AZ or NV right? 

yes.

1 minute ago, ultimaton said:

You must have missed our little slorch event earlier.

It was uneventful...cept for some hyperreactive anus clenchers.

13 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Here is my bold prediction--Trump doesn't attend the inauguration.  Instead, he flies to Florida and holds a rally at which he announces his candidacy for the presidency in 2024--if for no other reason than the fact that he's figured out that grifting off his own presidential campaign is quite lucrative.

$1 million dollar idea that one of you should run with.  Produce a ton of tshirts and tank tops that says Trump is MY President on the front and back. If you can handle being around trumpkins to take their money, these would sell themselves. 

3 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

They’ll have a smarter version of Trump that taps into the same shit trump did. Except he won’t lie as much, and he won’t have the same history of sexual assault.

I disagree. I'm starting to think I had trump all wrong. I now think he draws in voters who otherwise wouldn't care because of his celebrity and don't give a fuck attitude. Those people won't give a shit about Mike Pence or Tom Cotton or anyone else who is famous solely for being a politician. Trumps brand has been developed over decades and he started with the political stuff about 15-20 years ago. I can't think of anyone who would fit that bill. Any regular GOP politician can be an asshole, but the lies and the bluster are what draw in a bunch of rednecks. They won't care about a regular gop asshole.

1 minute ago, Goredho said:

I hate to break it to you, but there will be a raving lunatic on the ticket.  The Trump blueprint still looks like a very effectual way to run as a Republican.  He probably would have won going away without the coronavirus context.

But who else in that party has anywhere near the pull of trump? It was decades of celebrity culminating in that stupid reality tv show that set him up. No one else on that side has anywhere near that. 

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

none of those are worse than chris berman's carshield adverts. holy fucking shit those are the worst

My favorite are the Ice T carshield ones

2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I hate to break it to you, but there will be a raving lunatic on the ticket.  The Trump blueprint still looks like a very effectual way to run as a Republican.  He probably would have won going away without the coronavirus context.

Thank you Wuhan under-cooked bat-eater?

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1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

PA gives him 273 right without AZ or NV right? 

Yeah I think so, I added 20 to 253 and it checks out 

Georgia:

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3 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

He better have Biden's new AG along with NY state coming after his ass on enough charges to lock him up for life. If Biden's administration doesn't make an example of these fucks the next time they get in power they'll be more emboldened to do worse shit. Precedent needs to be set that this level of corruption gets taken out hard even a former President

Now it's ok to lock up political opponents?

14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Tom Selleck wouldn't lie to me

It's not his first rodeo.

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Yeah I think so, I added 20 to 253 and it checks out 

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1 minute ago, Upgrayedd said:

Thank you Wuhan under-cooked bat-eater?

I read this as a bud light real men of genius commercial.

 

7 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I hate to break it to you, but there will be a raving lunatic on the ticket.  The Trump blueprint still looks like a very effectual way to run as a Republican.  He probably would have won going away without the coronavirus context.

I think it only works if he's a celebrity. Trump has been known forever as the "self-made" billionair real estate tycoon with the funny hair and crazy opinions. He was on Saturday Night Live and Home Alone. Who else outside of politics could pull that off? James Woods? Tommy Tubberville? Ted Nugent? I just don't see anyone else out there that could compare to the trump phenomenon.

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3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

$1 million dollar idea that one of you should run with.  Produce a ton of tshirts and tank tops that says Trump is MY President on the front and back. If you can handle being around trumpkins to take their money, these would sell themselves. 

Ebay, Amazon and Etsy are your friends.

6 minutes ago, ultimaton said:

You must have missed our little slorch event earlier.

I must have. This thread moves pretty fast.

12 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You're underestimating their ability to find another raving lunatic.

It's all in the family

3 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Yeah I think so, I added 20 to 253 and it checks out 

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5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

$1 million dollar idea that one of you should run with.  Produce a ton of tshirts and tank tops that says Trump is MY President on the front and back. If you can handle being around trumpkins to take their money, these would sell themselves. 

Just make sure you stock a lot of XXXL shirts. 

5 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

$1 million dollar idea that one of you should run with.  Produce a ton of tshirts and tank tops that says Trump is MY President on the front and back. If you can handle being around trumpkins to take their money, these would sell themselves. 

Trump will be doing that himself and sue your ass for trying to hone in on the gravy train

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