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So what vile and evil thing has the president done and/or said today? 

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

He’s on both sides.

that way he can always be a good person

5 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

So what vile and evil thing has the president done and/or said today? 

Continued breathing.

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So apparently, there are dollar levels to the #TrumpKids camps and what's going on in the valley represents the lower tier of service

22 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Meanwhile:

 

How YOU namaste-ing?

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1 hour ago, retread said:

Looks like the Rs are finally turning things around.

Not by choice. 

 

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

You should just let this one alone Hugo.  Rogue Melania is not even remotely funny.

There's a.... 97% chance there's a dead midget hooker in that bag.

33 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

#trumpkids? That's a hashtag with potential

so, what we know is that this executive order is alleged to stop the practice of tearing families apart at the border, but we are still going to keep the enhanced zero tolerance policy for asylum seekers by branding them as criminals after forcing them to the choice of an unknown wait at he border or crossing illegally and asking for asylum?

i'll take the good with the bad, though it's obvious they wanted to separate these families in the first place, because they are monsters.

but it appears about as thought out as most trump policy. what happens after 20 days? are we increasing the number of judges, infrastructure? 

what about the kids currently in camps?

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History has a way of repeating itself. Trump is well down this path, using divisive language to declare ethnic groups as "infestations"

26 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

So now he says anyone with a heart would feel bad for those kids but just yesterday said they were infesting America? 

WTF? Am i taking crazy pills!?!?!?

He feels terrible about what his DHS Secretary said isn't happening and Obama made him do what isn't happening that he feels terrible about. 

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

The whimper of whipped dogs:

 

Little bitches, specifically.

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The whimper of whipped dogs:

 

holy shit man

Edited by staboner

Has anyone else noticed the recent trend of female Trump supporters acting offended to get out of a tough question?  

Q:  How do you feel about the Trump admin policy to separate young children from their mothers, which has been described as child abuse by pediatricians?

A:  How dare you ask me that offensive question.  How dare you.  

13 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

This ranks pretty low on my "shit I hate about Donald Trump" list, at the moment. There are bigger fish to fry...

30 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The whimper of whipped dogs:

 

 

29 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Little bitches, specifically.

Imagine going through life being that thoroughly pussified.

How fucking pathetic.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Imagine going through life being that thoroughly pussified.

I guess we know now what the P stands for. 

9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Has anyone else noticed the recent trend of female Trump supporters acting offended to get out of a tough question?  

Q:  How do you feel about the Trump admin policy to separate young children from their mothers, which has been described as child abuse by pediatricians?

A:  How dare you ask me that offensive question.  How dare you.  

All over my fb feed.

1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

1. Based on the axiom that everything he says is a transparent lie, I guess some of the people really did boo him for smack talking about Sanford.

2. Mueller needs to hurry up.  This is embarrassing for our country.  Maybe he’s just waiting to see if the Dems win Congress so there’s a chance something would actually be done.

I think it's really hard for Mueller to "finish" when every thread you pull leads to ongoing crimes.

11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

This bitch. 

 

So with everything going on today, this is the first thing he picks to tweet about this afternoon? I have no more words to describe all this. 

12 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

This ranks pretty low on my "shit I hate about Donald Trump" list, at the moment. There are bigger fish to fry...

While I understand your personal sentiment, I personally would like to see, shit I dunno, a person of color in the room when you're talking about immigration and the shit you're about to sign?  But that's just me...

4 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Come on, that is hilarious. We can't lose our sense of humor in times of crisis like this, that, I firmly believe.

"Hilarious"?  

Maybe for his next international summit he can pack a whoopee cushion...

4 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

"Hilarious"?  

Maybe for his next international summit he can pack a whoopee cushion...

Maybe, as just a real howler of a gag, next time they meet Angela can present him with one of these and say "for Barron -- in case you all ever have to cross a border."

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Man, wouldn't that be HILARIOUS!

4 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

While I understand your personal sentiment, I personally would like to see, shit I dunno, a person of color in the room when you're talking about immigration and the shit you're about to sign?  But that's just me...

Oh yeah, I 100% agree with you. I just know better than to even hope for that out of this administration. He truly gives no shits.

Couldn't we banish him to another dimension or something?  Maybe give him the Superman 2 treatment?  Miller and Sanders can go with him.

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11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So with everything going on today, this is the first thing he picks to tweet about this afternoon? I have no more words to describe all this. 

He’s probably seething with rage that he had to back down.  He is going to hate-fuck Miller for minutes. 

Both sides.  And so on.  The liberal media has found something ugly to latch onto that's happened before and they're running with it. Smart politics.  

From correspondent for noted conservative org, the Young Turks. 

I expect little to no acknowledgement of this, per Surly protocol.  

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe, as just a real howler of a gag, next time they meet Angela can present him with one of these and say "for Barron -- in case you all ever have to cross a border."

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Man, wouldn't that be HILARIOUS!

Kind of?

3 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

I expect little to no acknowledgement of this, per Surly protocol.  

We have been monsters forever and Trump has made it a lot worse. I'm not sure if literally anyone here has said we had good immigration policy in the past.

19 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Both sides.  And so on.  The liberal media has found something ugly to latch onto that's happened before and they're running with it. Smart politics.  

From correspondent for noted conservative org, the Young Turks. 

I expect little to no acknowledgement of this, per Surly protocol.  

Our policing of our borders sucked before and many of the people involved sucked as well. But, from the top level, at least the goal wasn't expressly to inflict pain and suffering. Read the accounts you posted. Many of them ultimately result in reunification a short time later. Some of them represent decisions, perhaps incorrect ones, to separate parents from children based on a belief that the parents would endanger the children. I don't like any of these things. They disturb me greatly and always have. But, I also recognize that those incidents were largely incidental results of a larger bureaucratic system that needed a way to process people in some orderly fashion. Unfortunately, that system was forced to implement bad law and at least some of the individuals involved chose to do so in cruel ways.

There, I've acknowledged your post and that our previous handling of immigration sucked too. Now it is your turn to acknowledge that Trump's policies are different. Before, there was no top-down order that cruelty be inflicted.  Trump insisted on cruelty and pain, and did so because he thought it bought him something politically. Of course, you'll never recognize that because you are a disgusting human being. 

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30 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

So with everything going on today, this is the first thing he picks to tweet about this afternoon? I have no more words to describe all this. 

He's only tweeting about that because there was some stuff going around yesterday about how his joke fell flat in the room.

So he found it important to tell the world that not only did the room laugh, they laughed LOUDLY.

He really might be the most weak and insecure person of all time. Finally a superlative for Trump that's actually real and accurate!

33 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Both sides.  And so on.  The liberal media has found something ugly to latch onto that's happened before and they're running with it. Smart politics.  

From correspondent for noted conservative org, the Young Turks. 

I expect little to no acknowledgement of this, per Surly protocol.  

If you'll notice, the criminal behavior is reentry, or coming back in after being deported. We are criminally prosecuting first time offenfers. I expect little acknowledgement of this, per MAGA protocol. 

Just now, Captainant said:

If you'll notice, the criminal behavior is reentry, or coming back in after being deported. We are criminally prosecuting first time offenfers. I expect little acknowledgement of this, per MAGA protocol. 

As usual, they're too busy screaming about bullshit to listen.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

This bitch. 

 

LOL Rep. Justin Amash just tweeted that no one actually laughed or clapped.

22 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

We have been monsters forever...

 

Ah, ain't that cute, opening the door to the normalization of fascism.  LOL.  

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