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On 5/31/2025 at 11:16 PM, InkaUtexas said:

misplacing your glasses.

 

On 6/1/2025 at 11:48 AM, Superhero said:

He asked my if I see his glass which fell under his seat. Maybe I’ll step on them on purpose I get off. 

Lol

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14 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Door to door solicitors.

Hate those fucks.

I even have a goddamn sign right next to the fucking doorbell that reads no soliciting, door hangers, political blah blah, etc. You can't miss it. Yet, on occasion, some dumb fuck will ring the bell like my wishes don't apply to them.

Tonight, damn near 8 o'clock, and what? Yep. Some dumb fucker pinging my doorbell. Fucking cocksucker.

I had a simple No Soliciting sign that worked probably 95% of the time, but up to 100% since I upgraded to this (a version like it anyway). 
 

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Fucking UPS still knocks or ring the bell though. They’re the only ones. 

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UPS, etc I’m ok with showing up. 

Random fucksticks, no.

Sign works 99% of the time. Love getting a motion alert, just to click on it and watch them walking away.

Some you see read it, think about it real hard, then walk away.

But from time to time, one of those fucks have to push their luck. In turn, they get an ear full. 

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I had a simple No Soliciting sign that worked probably 95% of the time, but up to 100% since I upgraded to this (a version like it anyway). 
 

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Fucking UPS still knocks or ring the bell though. They’re the only ones. 

How is UPS dropping off a package soliciting?

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If your currency is issued in coins, and the coins arent physically sized according to their value, your currency is dumb. 
 

And the retardedness of the GBP is that their coins literally don’t have numbers on them. Its only written out, like “twenty pence”

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14 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

UPS, etc I’m ok with showing up. 

Random fucksticks, no.

Sign works 99% of the time. Love getting a motion alert, just to click on it and watch them walking away.

Some you see read it, think about it real hard, then walk away.

But from time to time, one of those fucks have to push their luck. In turn, they get an ear full. 

Do what I do….

Don’t answer the door.

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18 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

It’s not, I just don’t want them ringing the bell. Amazon doesn’t do it, FedEx doesn’t do it. Just UPS. 

I bet it has something to do with reducing the rate of stolen packages due to porch pirates.

Ring the bell, have the people inside come get their package. Transaction complete and everybody's happy.

If I was a driver, I wouldn't think twice about your sign if that was our policy. I'm alerting you to something I dropped off on your porch---I'm not selling you anything.

But if I knew it irritated you, I'd ring it 10 times and run:) That's just me going the extra mile

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Buddy’s daughter owns a tanning salon.  So like a good friend, of course I follow the businesses FB page to help her business.  I’m practically a FB influencer.  Anyways , I clicked on a few posts and pics, again to help her out, over the course of May.  Well, she posts something about her top ten engagers and I’m #1 by a longshot!   Now I look like a perv!!

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1 hour ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Buddy’s daughter owns a tanning salon.  So like a good friend, of course I follow the businesses FB page to help her business.  I’m practically a FB influencer.  Anyways , I clicked on a few posts and pics, again to help her out, over the course of May.  Well, she posts something about her top ten engagers and I’m #1 by a longshot!   Now I'm known as the perv I am!!

FIFY

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On 6/3/2025 at 9:43 PM, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Buddy’s daughter owns a tanning salon.  So like a good friend, of course I follow the businesses FB page to help her business.  I’m practically a FB influencer.  Anyways , I clicked on a few posts and pics, again to help her out, over the course of May.  Well, she posts something about her top ten engagers and I’m #1 by a longshot!   Now I look like a perv!!

First sentence was a Penthouse Forum-quality opening line; remainder an epic fail…

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On 6/3/2025 at 4:24 AM, 52-80 said:

If your currency is issued in coins, and the coins arent physically sized according to their value, your currency is dumb. 
 

And the retardedness of the GBP is that their coins literally don’t have numbers on them. Its only written out, like “twenty pence”

Yeah, fuck dimes.

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