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Lauren Boobert - Tits and a Gun


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1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Aren't all hole punchers cordless? 

No, we have an electric hole punch in our department office.

Honestly, it's pretty cool.  

And looking back, I probably spent too much time playing with it when we first got it.

 

 

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5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  

And billfold in the chest pocket so all of the legion of pickpockets he wants to shoot can’t rob him.  

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38 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

These people are so very strange.

28 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's not strange at all.  Everybody walks around with two pairs of sunglasses without wearing either pair.  Totally normal thing to do.  

I like that he probably thinks he's all about freedumb by supporting Boebert, but meanwhile he's wearing a John Deere hat.  It's a really nice touch by the simulatino.

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like that he probably thinks he's all about freedumb by supporting Boebert, but meanwhile he's wearing a John Deere hat.  It's a really nice touch by the simulatino.

And just what is a simu-latino??? 

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Just now, Red Five said:

And just what is a simu-latino??? 

It's a misspelling that happened because I turned off auto-correct that was fucking with me while typing up a bunch of stuff elsewhere...but now....it has to be something...maybe a new kind of Real Doll......

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We laugh but my SiL, an optometrist, gets approached by vendors every so often.  They want to sell shooting glasses for seniors through her optical.  Her doctoral thinking is if you can’t even see to drive, maybe shooting semi automatics isn’t the best choice for you.  Meanwhile, she’s got an ENT referring her business for octogenarians that fucking hear or see anymore because they spend three hours a day blasting at the range.  These people don’t know where their grandchildren live but they know where the unsecured ammo is in the closet.  
 

anyway, I saw an el Camino the other day with an “Oakley: Thermonuclear Protection” sticker on the back window.  Dude driving it was probably 65.  Boss as fuck.  I’d party and shoot guns with that dude.  

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You can tell by her cadence, she rehearsed the shit outta that little opener with TEDtalk voice coaches.  Although the content was garbage, her delivery and confidence was actually pretty good for being such a fucking moronic cunt. 

But Lauren, I don't know who writes up your stuff---but Nike and Disney have been marketing specifically to females and minorities for decades.  And I think they might be doing okay financially as a result.  Did A-B take a temporary hit for the LGBTQ+ cans?  Looks like a little bit.  Will 6 continents of drunken buffoons continue to buy InBev beers for decades to come?  I'm guessing so.  They were all here before you born and they'll all three be here long after you're gone.  Alcohol, Sports, Entertainment, and now Inclusiveness will long outlast stupidity and hatred.  

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So this qunt wants to rescind the no-fly zone around Disney World and Disneyland. The no-fly zone that was put in after 9/11. It obviously has no chance of making it out of the House, into the Senate, or past Biden's veto. 

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4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

but Nike and Disney have been marketing specifically to females and minorities for decades. 

I've been to Disneyworld a few times, and during one trip in the mid-90s it ended up being "Gay Days" at the park.  Honestly, it was a good time to go, because there were a lot fewer kids and everyone was generally in a good mood (and fabulously dressed).

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Extremist Rep. [Granny] Lauren Boebert’s (R-Colo.) co-sponsoring of a bill to lionize the AR-15 rifle as America’s “national gun” was the subject of a scathing letter to The Denver Post this week.

“Is this a cruel joke?” asked Boebert constituent Andy Wiessner, who noted the firearm’s use in many mass shootings.

The letter denounced the rifle as a “weapon of war” that uses bullets “designed to tear human flesh to pieces by ‘yawing,’ tumbling or fragmenting in the body, thereby causing maximum internal bleeding and tissue damage.”

Stop voting for Republicans.

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On 5/10/2023 at 6:57 PM, Beau Vine said:

This is an all-timer:

 

I don’t mean to take something she says seriously, but it she saying that employees, customers and the actual owners of the business shouldn’t be able to determine the way their company does business within the law? That’s literally an attack on capitalism. 

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4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I don’t mean to take something she says seriously, but it she saying that employees, customers and the actual owners of the business shouldn’t be able to determine the way their company does business within the law? That’s literally an attack on capitalism. 

She’s too stupid to understand that 

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You could just tell her it's corporate socialism, then woke capitalism, and finally ESG/DEI-based commerce.  Just let her get through all the machinations of stupidity fast.  Rip the band-aid off.  It's all related to drag shows anyway.  They need to hurry up and get to the next thing before late-summer debates begin.  We're racing to the bottom, may as well hurry up about it.

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