October 14, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Â These two posts back-to-back are fantastic. well yeah, I saw his post and the image popped into my head. glad I could find it.
October 14, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Hookem10 said: If those teams didn’t play us they would be 1-6 best offenses in the country. Didn’t look up the stats because I’m lazy Damn. I was hoping a stat nerd, errrr I mean a very wise and great poster here would do this for us. Please? Â
October 14, 20241 yr You know what all of these schools have in common?     They all had a game against the #1 ranked defense in the nation.ULM’s only loss is to us.Hook’em!!!
October 14, 20241 yr Whn we inevitably skull drag aggy in Pyle Field, what will be their excuse then? Their defense is as overrated as Ou's. When we beat Georgia it'll be Georgia had a down year. If it were the year before ebil tu would lose by 100. Fucking morons. Edited October 14, 20241 yr by Funk Doctor Spock
October 14, 20241 yr 19 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: Whn we inevitably skull drag aggy in Pyle Did, what will be their excuse then? 1. The refs. 2. Ran out of time.Â
October 15, 20241 yr 28 minutes ago, nnm said: Â 30 minutes of cleanup after a 30 minute flight is impressive.
October 15, 20241 yr 17 minutes ago, HtownHorn said: Texas uses chartered flights for away games. This is bullshit. How dare you, sir.  You’d besmirch the good name of some random anonymous texum fightin aggy douchebag?  Don’t you know that aggy never lies, cheats nor steals.  Nor do they tolerate those that do!  Good day! Â
October 15, 20241 yr I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class. The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing. I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly.Â
October 15, 20241 yr 43 minutes ago, closetojumping said: I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class. The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing. I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly. Sorry/not sorry Â
October 15, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, nnm said: Sorry/not sorry  I didn’t know there was a thread. Both that and your tale are simultaneously amazing and alarming.Â
October 15, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, Fondren & Main said: How dare you, sir.  You’d besmirch the good name of some random anonymous texum fightin aggy douchebag?  Don’t you know that aggy never lies, cheats nor steals unless it benefits them or fits their narrative.  Nor do they tolerate those that do!  Good day!  Â
October 15, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, closetojumping said: I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class. The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing. I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly. This could only have been Warehime.
October 15, 20241 yr We are probably only a few more wins away from Karen coming back out of the woodwork.
October 15, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, closetojumping said: I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class. The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing. I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly. Sorry for partying asshole.Â
October 15, 20241 yr I was flying out to LA in 1998 to the Texas/UCLA game and had the misfortune of flying America West.  We were stuck on the tarmac in Phoenix for 3 hours just waiting in the heat.  They wouldn’t give us drinks. It never occurred to me that I could have blamed the Aggies as they would only fly an airline that has America in the title. It was like our own little Junction on the jetway. I think the Pilot was named Bear. This ends today’s lesson in Aggie logic.Â
October 15, 20241 yr 10 hours ago, closetojumping said: I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class. The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing. I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly. Original Snakes on a Plane? Edited October 15, 20241 yr by Wishbone
October 15, 20241 yr I am sick and tired of this mother fucking talk about mother fucking shitting on a mother fucking plane!
October 15, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, tejas60 said: I am sick and tired of this mother fucking talk about mother fucking shitting on a mother fucking plane! no shit, right! ?
October 15, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said: Sorry for partying asshole. Is it sorry for partying asshole or sorry for partying, asshole
October 15, 20241 yr They’re already dismissing Georgia saying we don’t face a good offense until Vandy. After saying we wouldn’t be tested until OU and Georgia. Glorious.Â
October 16, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said: God their delusion need to be intravenous into my veins.Â
October 16, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said: Sorry for partying asshole. At the CircusCircus buffet? Â
October 16, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said: They’re already dismissing Georgia saying we don’t face a good offense until Vandy. After saying we wouldn’t be tested until OU and Georgia. Glorious. Did they say what good offenses they have faced?
October 16, 20241 yr We are probably only a few more wins away from Karen coming back out of the woodwork.I haven’t seen KKL in a while. What happened with her? Did she follow jimbo off into retirement?
October 16, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, deft said: I haven’t seen KKL in a while. What happened with her? Did she follow jimbo off into retirement? Her dog died of "peanut butter" poisoning.
October 16, 20241 yr 34 minutes ago, Armybrat said: At the CircusCircus buffet? Â I think I'm getting the fear Edited October 16, 20241 yr by campcrunk
October 16, 20241 yr 21 minutes ago, campcrunk said: I think I'm getting the fear I’ll have some of the yella…
October 16, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, deft said: I haven’t seen KKL in a while. What happened with her? Did she follow jimbo off into retirement? I think I remember in the KKL thread she broke up with them. Said she'd always be an aggy at heart or some weird shit. I miss that crazy bitch. Edited October 16, 20241 yr by Horn117
October 16, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Jebus said: Is it sorry for partying asshole or sorry for partying, asshole Sorry for the partying asshole
October 16, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, Horn117 said:  Said she'd always be an aggy at heart or some weird shit. Well she was a great fit for them.
October 16, 20241 yr Just now, Deej said: NIL killed the bag lady. Not quite as catchy as the original, but The Buggles could use another hit, so it'll do. Â
October 16, 20241 yr On 10/15/2024 at 6:08 AM, closetojumping said: even making its way up to first class. #humblebrag
October 16, 20241 yr Popular Post Aggies a little sensitive about this. * Is there anything less recent that A&M's last "natty?" Â A&M reduced to a sad state of affairs: Vanderbilt becomes their proxy to greatness. Vanderbilt. I have no idea what this means: Â Keen Aggie wit on display. Â This young parrot just can't get all the holy cliches to work together. Noble effort: Inventive use of commas in first line. Proud college grad. Â Â Â Â Â Â * Your pal, Carl, and every other Aggie, dumbass. (last comma optional) Â And, lastly: The owner of the dog you're grooming is not your patient.
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