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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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5 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

 

These two posts back-to-back are fantastic.

well yeah,

I saw his post and the image popped into my head. glad I could find it.

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1 hour ago, Hookem10 said:

If those teams didn’t play us they would be 1-6 best offenses in the country. Didn’t look up the stats because I’m lazy 

Damn. I was hoping a stat nerd, errrr I mean a very wise and great poster here would do this for us. Please?
 

You know what all of these schools have in common? 
 
 
 
 
They all had a game against the #1 ranked defense in the nation.

ULM’s only loss is to us.

Hook’em!!!

Whn we inevitably skull drag aggy in Pyle Field, what will be their excuse then? Their defense is as overrated as Ou's. 

When we beat Georgia it'll be Georgia had a down year. If it were the year before ebil tu would lose by 100. 

Fucking morons. 

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19 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Whn we inevitably skull drag aggy in Pyle Did, what will be their excuse then? 

1. The refs.

2. Ran out of time. 

1 minute ago, Horndog said:

1. The refs.

2. Ran out of time. 

3. Easy schedule.

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28 minutes ago, nnm said:

 


30 minutes of cleanup after a 30 minute flight is impressive.

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Texas uses chartered flights for away games. This is bullshit.

17 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Texas uses chartered flights for away games. This is bullshit.

How dare you, sir.  You’d besmirch the good name of some random anonymous texum fightin aggy douchebag?  Don’t you know that aggy never lies, cheats nor steals.  Nor do they tolerate those that do!  Good day!

gene wilder good day sir GIF

 

I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class.

The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing.

I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly. 

43 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class.

The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing.

I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly. 

Sorry/not sorry

 

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sorry/not sorry

 

I didn’t know there was a thread. Both that and your tale are simultaneously amazing and alarming. 

8 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

How dare you, sir.  You’d besmirch the good name of some random anonymous texum fightin aggy douchebag?  Don’t you know that aggy never lies, cheats nor steals unless it benefits them or fits their narrative.  Nor do they tolerate those that do!  Good day!

gene wilder good day sir GIF

 

 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class.

The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing.

I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly. 

This could only have been Warehime.

We are probably only a few more wins away from Karen coming back out of the woodwork.

18 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

3. Easy schedule.

Ours or theirs?  

9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class.

The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing.

I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly. 

Sorry for partying asshole. 

I was flying out to LA in 1998 to the Texas/UCLA game and had the misfortune of flying America West.  We were stuck on the tarmac in Phoenix for 3 hours just waiting in the heat.  They wouldn’t give us drinks. It never occurred to me that I could have blamed the Aggies as they would only fly an airline that has America in the title. It was like our own little Junction on the jetway. I think the Pilot was named Bear. This ends today’s lesson in Aggie logic. 

10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I was once stuck on a plane at the gate in Las Vegas for two hours, awaiting takeoff. Ultimately, a horrific stench wafted through the entire fuselage, even making its way up to first class.

The pilot explained that someone had done something horrific to the toilet in the back bathroom on the arriving flight and they were having to replace the entire thing.

I have always just assumed it was one of those giant fatass aggies that can be seen on Rascals, just hauling their heaving masses from slot machine to slot machine while they smoke and breathe loudly. 

Original Snakes on a Plane?

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I am sick and tired of this mother fucking talk about mother fucking shitting on a mother fucking plane!

4 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I am sick and tired of this mother fucking talk about mother fucking shitting on a mother fucking plane!

no shit, right! ?

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Sorry for partying asshole. 

Is it

sorry for partying asshole

or 

sorry for partying, asshole

They’re already dismissing Georgia saying we don’t face a good offense until Vandy. After saying we wouldn’t be tested until OU and Georgia. Glorious. 

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

God their delusion need to be intravenous into my veins. 

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3 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Sorry for partying asshole. 

At the CircusCircus buffet?

 

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

They’re already dismissing Georgia saying we don’t face a good offense until Vandy. After saying we wouldn’t be tested until OU and Georgia. Glorious. 

Did they say what good offenses they have faced?

We are probably only a few more wins away from Karen coming back out of the woodwork.

I haven’t seen KKL in a while. What happened with her? Did she follow jimbo off into retirement?
6 minutes ago, deft said:


I haven’t seen KKL in a while. What happened with her? Did she follow jimbo off into retirement?

Her dog died of "peanut butter" poisoning.

34 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

At the CircusCircus buffet?

 

I think I'm getting the fear

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16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Her dog died of "peanut butter" poisoning.

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21 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I think I'm getting the fear

I’ll have some of the yella…

1 hour ago, deft said:


I haven’t seen KKL in a while. What happened with her? Did she follow jimbo off into retirement?

I think I remember in the KKL thread she broke up with them. Said she'd always be an aggy at heart or some weird shit. I miss that crazy bitch.

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Sorry for partying asshole. 

I find your lack of comma, disturbing.
4 hours ago, Jebus said:

Is it

sorry for partying asshole

or 

sorry for partying, asshole

Sorry for the partying asshole

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8 hours ago, Horn117 said:

 Said she'd always be an aggy at heart or some weird shit. 

Well she was a great fit for them.

NIL killed the bag lady.

Just now, Deej said:

NIL killed the bag lady.

Not quite as catchy as the original, but The Buggles could use another hit, so it'll do.

 

On 10/15/2024 at 6:08 AM, closetojumping said:

even making its way up to first class.

#humblebrag

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Aggies a little sensitive about this.

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* Is there anything less recent that A&M's last "natty?"

 

A&M reduced to a sad state of affairs:

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Vanderbilt becomes their proxy to greatness. Vanderbilt.

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I have no idea what this means:

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Keen Aggie wit on display.

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This young parrot just can't get all the holy cliches to work together. Noble effort:

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Inventive use of commas in first line. Proud college grad.

 

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* Your pal, Carl, and every other Aggie, dumbass. (last comma optional)

 

And, lastly:

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The owner of the dog you're grooming is not your patient.

Aggy commenting on a manny acho tweet might be more suck than I can handle. 

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