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Just now, Homesickhorn said:

My BIL just sent me the link. God I hope it’s not true.

TexAgs is tweeting it out, so it's probably done.

2 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

My BIL just sent me the link. God I hope it’s not true.

Let's hope we get more Matt Luke type hiring decisions out him in CStat.

Has anyone been able to get a picture of their new AD with the dog? Preferably at an angle where you can see both of their faces?? This is very important.

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Say what you will about Matt, but he’s a good dude. He bleeds Rebel Red & Blue, and I think he’ll get them back on the right path (which is probably mediocrity, but honest mediocrity).
7 hours ago, markstanco said:

That has to be a troll post.

Dean Mortimer has a history of satire on aggy sites. Hard to believe, but some of them (such as a few guys on Goodbull Hunting) do have some self awareness about how ridiculous they are. Doesn't change the fact that they're aggy, however

That mutt will look like an oversized collie if they are ever posed side by side with dumbo baggins.

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

Just now, South Austin said:

I'm guessing they're paying him, what, $8 million a year?

Probably 10 years, $76 million.

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

LMAO!   I'm sure Billy was speechless.  

Anyone contacted FedEx yet about the new hire?

Yeah, we need FedEx to jump on and ask if anyone knows why their stock is sky rocketing?

The milkboys are getting new cheerleading outfits for the 2019 season.....

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Aggy was recently  selected to manage the Los Alamos nuke research facility in New Mexico, IIRC.

REALLY???

BOOM!!!

THERE IT IS.

19 hours ago, nnm said:

Hagbard beat me to it. Plus, not a very good aggy. Only 2 aggy logos and no SECSECSEC. Any self-respecting aggy has at least 3 TAMU badges and an SECSECSEC badge. I live in Katy, the epicenter of the borg. There is a large sample size. 

Car isn’t maroon thus they are 2%ers. 

6 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

Sitting SEC West AD, stupid sips! 

Aggy was recently  selected to manage the Los Alamos nuke research facility in New Mexico, IIRC.
REALLY???
BOOM!!!
THERE IT IS.
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10 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

Looch telling his radio listeners that they told Clemson's AD no when he wanted to take the weekend to think about it is hillarious. Typical aggy propaganda. 

aggy once again gets mad on the internet and compares themselves to big brother, sports writer sets him straight:

 

 

 

You can’t get to 8 wins every year without 3 being glorified scrimmages 

Poor aggy.  Also note that Clemson has #56 SOS and Alabama has #67 SOS.  Advantage aggy.

18 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

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23 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

This could sum up the entire thread. It's always tomorrow in College Station as I think another poster said.

On May 21, 2019 at 10:07 AM, markstanco said:

I had that phone

Still have that phone.

17 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Now THIS is what you call a shot below the belt. I smell another boycott. 

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What are they going to boycott?    Cowgirls?   Sounds about right.

23 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

I posted this in the recruiting thread: 

 

 

1:51:30 - 2:07:00

Sunshine Pump City for Bjork by Looch. Particularly at the 2:00:00 mark where he pleads, "who could we have hired that would have riled up the fanbase?! Del Conte?! No - - oh and by the way, I don't think he's all that thrilled working down there working for Tom Herman right now! That's what the word around AD circles is!" LMAO. He gets scooped by Ben Baby, but of course he knows exactly what's happening at his sister's alma mater in Austin.

 

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23 hours ago, Terry Silver said:

Looch told me on texags that aggy knocked this hire out of the park by bringing in a combination of youth and SEC credentials.  It's amazing how aggy always gets their guy.

What a fricken moron.   Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything Ole Miss has done in any sport of significance lately. Pretty reflective of the pattern  at Collie Station where they buy into the hype and crash as the season progresses.  

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I posted this in the recruiting thread: 

 

 

1:51:30 - 2:07:00

Sunshine Pump City for Bjork by Looch. Particularly at the 2:00:00 mark where he pleads, "who could we have hired that would have riled up the fanbase?! Del Conte?! No - - oh and by the way, I don't think he's all that thrilled working down there working for Tom Herman right now! That's what the word around AD circles is!" LMAO. He gets scooped by Ben Baby, but of course he knows exactly what's happening at his sister's alma mater in Austin.

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/ctBOiaKmzGs/0117471-pmpr.mp3

How in the heck does this asshat remain a credible sources for aggy?    He's better than Bagdad Bob or Joesph Goebbels at spewing propaganda.  

What are they going to boycott?    Cowgirls?   Sounds about right.

They don’t know about cowgirl. Prefer doggy-style
15 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How in the heck does this asshat remain a credible sources for aggy?    He's better than Bagdad Bob or Joesph Goebbels at spewing propaganda.  

They actually enjoy being lied to. It makes it easier to maintain the fantasy.

2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What are they going to boycott?    Cowgirls?   Sounds about right.

Well, we know they aren't going to boycott cows.

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3 hours ago, EastTexan said:

Still have that phone.

Isn't that the "official" phone for aggy?

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What are they going to boycott?    Cowgirls?   Sounds about right.

I’m thinking COWGIRL magazine. There are probably more Aggies subscribing to that than any other base. They may not print the Aggie letters to the editor, but I’m sure there are some gems. 

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

What a fricken moron.   Off the top of my head, I can't think of anything Ole Miss has done in any sport of significance lately. Pretty reflective of the pattern  at Collie Station where they buy into the hype and crash as the season progresses.  

Well, there are lots of hot chicks at Ole Miss...maybe he will put some actual females on the field as cheerleaders there at the station.

5 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

They actually enjoy being lied to. It makes it easier to maintain the fantasy.

Seriously.

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On 5/22/2019 at 10:59 PM, BigSwingingD said:

I have been watching Chernobyl. Depressing.  Reminds me of the shit hole that is College Station. MV5BNTEyYmIzMDUtNWMwNC00Y2Q1LWIyZTgtMGY1

 

17 hours ago, Deej said:

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Can’t decide which, but one of these is begging for @RamjetFDO or someone else to modify for aggy. 

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