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43 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

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I honestly think the greatest thing to help perpetuate the roller coaster was Johnny Football's Heisman Trophy.  It fueled the SEC fire among the fanbase, along with an 11-2 record, and victories over #1 'bama and #10 Oklahoma.

And then they didn't really go any farther, losing 4 games or more over 8 of the next 9 seasons.

It's so beautiful.

And Dat Nguyn (sp) back in 1998.  A 5'6" LB was gonna take them to the promised land?  Lol

1 hour ago, pearlandhorn said:

Oh yeah, Saban is going in dry.

Saban probably already forgot about the loss last year and Jimbo throwing him under the bus. 

This game is going to be so viscous there should probably be “Viewer Discretion is Advised” warnings at every commercial break.

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2 minutes ago, SKA the boss said:

This game is going to be so viscous there should probably be “Viewer Discretion is Advised” warnings at every commercial break.

You think viewers need to be scared of a resistance to flow?

2 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

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This kind of family?

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So yeah.  These dipshits talk smack about most of their rent-a-wins. 

 

"Yeah Sam Houston won a FCS natty last year, but that's like winning a pee wee championship."

 

All the way to bagging on Kent State losing 98-0 in 1923.

4 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

Be careful. His 45 followers will unleash aggy fury on you.

That's what the milk men do to each other after yell practice.

4 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

They aren't even the aggy of old.

Their defense is a lot worse than it's been in years past. 

 

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3 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

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They are family all right…. The Addams Family.

34 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

You think viewers need to be scared of a resistance to flow?

No lube games can be a horror to watch. Aggy just needs to squeeze tight and hold on.

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

This is a nonjudgmental crowd.  You don't need to invent a reason why you check out gay porn sites.

Yeah, I bet quite a few of our lawyers around here know SeanCody.com in a biblical sense.

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

So he "hates" aggy culture and College Station, but he'd die to go live in Morgantown with a bunch of hills have eyes type people? 

I mean, that's an upgrade in my book.

6 hours ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

Jimbo has made no secret of the fact that he hates CS and aggy culture. 

Has he? I don't know what he really thinks, but he sure seems to be saying and doing all the right things as an Aggie coach.

Where have you heard this? 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I honestly think the greatest thing to help perpetuate the roller coaster was Johnny Football's Heisman Trophy.  It fueled the SEC fire among the fanbase, along with an 11-2 record, and victories over #1 'bama and #10 Oklahoma.

And then they didn't really go any farther, losing 4 games or more over 8 of the next 9 seasons.

It's so beautiful.

Johnny caused them to go on a massive spending spree throwing good money after bad. Meanwhile he’s playing fan controlled football.

I didn't come to college to fill some hole in my being that could only be filled by a sense of family with strangers. I don't need the warm hug of a cult to give me an identity.

I feel a kinship with other Longhorns because of shared experience and choices. I don't feel obliged to embrace someone just because they're a Longhorn. 

Keep your fucking family, Aggies.

I honestly think the greatest thing to help perpetuate the roller coaster was Johnny Football's Heisman Trophy.  It fueled the SEC fire among the fanbase, along with an 11-2 record, and victories over #1 'bama and #10 Oklahoma.
And then they didn't really go any farther, losing 4 games or more over 8 of the next 9 seasons.
It's so beautiful.

Agreed. The other thing I love about it is that the only relevant player they’ve had is a complete shitbag.
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4 hours ago, Parliament said:

And Dat Nguyn (sp) back in 1998.  A 5'6" LB was gonna take them to the promised land?  Lol

Plenty of legit shit to rag on aggy about but Dat was a pretty bad ass college LB and spent a handful of years with the Cowboys. Dat's OK in my book.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Plenty of legit shit to rag on aggy about but Dat was a pretty bad ass college LB and spent a handful of years with the Cowboys. Dat's OK in my book.

Agree, I liked and respected Dat and would have been happy to have him on our defense.  

8 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Plenty of legit shit to rag on aggy about but Dat was a pretty bad ass college LB and spent a handful of years with the Cowboys. Dat's OK in my book.

 

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Agree, I liked and respected Dat and would have been happy to have him on our defense.  

 

Yep.  Dat was a helluva player and a good dude.

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Yep.  Dat was a helluva player and a good dude.

Yes. Also pretty good at getting worn the fuck out by Ricky Williams.
2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Yes. Also pretty good at getting worn the fuck out by Ricky Williams.

Truth.  But that was their entire defense, not just Dat.

3 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Yes. Also pretty good at getting worn the fuck out by Ricky Williams.

 

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Truth.  But that was their entire defense, not just Dat.

Right.  He was hardly the only one that got worn out by Ricky Williams.

Jimbo's buyout will remain above $50 million until after 2027. That's just too awesome. It will be like a broken marriage maintained until the youngest kid turns 18. Misery. 

42 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

Jimbo's buyout will remain above $50 million until after 2027. That's just too awesome. It will be like a broken marriage maintained until the youngest kid turns 18. Misery. 

 

Something tells me they will try to get rid of him the year TX/OU go to SEC play if he continues down this road.  

 

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4 hours ago, MeerkatBong said:

ESPN had an interesting piece on their front page today digging into Jimbo and asking if his offense is too complex. Funny that A&M is getting some not-great PR on the national level.

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/34726883/the-state-texas-football-big-money-coach-struggling-offense-plenty-questions

Its kinda like some guys with a lot of money want to humiliate Jimbo. 

If they cant get him on an ethics violation, theyll try other means to make him quit. 

And god, i hope they crater the program to. 

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42 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

Something tells me they will try to get rid of him the year TX/OU go to SEC play if he continues down this road.  

 

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The earliest they could consider buying him out is '28 at $30mm. They're going to be throwing $10mm/year at Jimbo's replacement given market trends and the aggy turdition of overpaying for coaches. Add another $10mm for a staff plus  and those aggy big cigars are gonna be on the hoof for some serious coin.

"Hey system school students, just ignore those new fees on your tuition bills."

Could we possibly get two consecutive Aggy bowl forfeitures?!?

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I didn't know that the yell leaders not speaking formed a chorus line for the monologuist. It's a pretty fruity little dance number they have going there. I hope they do loudly stand up for this precious supposedly 100 year old tradition. They should never stop it. The world needs cringe fests.

It will make it even more ironic when they insist that we are national laughing stock just for being as shitty as they make a practice of being.

But then, I'm just a random on the internet, Brad. Brad, perhaps I'm an outlier. Maybe I'm one of only a tiny handful of people who look at this video and feel a double surge or ridicule and embarrassment for you, Brad.

39 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Its kinda like some guys with a lot of money want to humiliate Jimbo. 

If they cant get him on an ethics violation, theyll try other means to make him quit. 

And god, i hope they crater the program to. 

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We can surely count on a high level of subtlety and deft touch. I'm sure the Aggie big money boys will pull this off with real aplomb.

We can surely count on a high level of subtlety and deft touch. I'm sure the Aggie big money boys will pull this off with real aplomb.

Don’t you mean a plumb, if so that also means they will grow a pear!
26 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I didn't know that the yell leaders not speaking formed a chorus line for the monologuist. It's a pretty fruity little dance number they have going there. I hope they do loudly stand up for this precious supposedly 100 year old tradition. They should never stop it. The world needs cringe fests.

It will make it even more ironic when they insist that we are national laughing stock just for being as shitty as they make a practice of being.

But then, I'm just a random on the internet, Brad. Brad, perhaps I'm an outlier. Maybe I'm one of only a tiny handful of people who look at this video and feel a double surge or ridicule and embarrassment for you, Brad.

I'm surprised the LGBTQ+ community is not demanding an immediate stop to Midnight Yell for being a bad reflection on them. 

1 hour ago, NorLa Horns said:

Its kinda like some guys with a lot of money want to humiliate Jimbo. 

If they cant get him on an ethics violation, theyll try other means to make him quit.

I'm really not sure there's an amount of "embarrassing press" that would make me walk away from $90M guaranteed.

Hell, the guy was walking around Tallahassee with everyone knowing he was a cuck.

I imagine he'll continue sleeping just fine on his bed made of aggy money regardless of what smear campaigns those clever ags dream up.

6 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I'm really not sure there's an amount of "embarrassing press" that would make me walk away from $90M guaranteed.

Hell, the guy was walking around Tallahassee with everyone knowing he was a cuck.

I imagine he'll continue sleeping just fine on his bed made of aggy money regardless of what smear campaigns those clever ags dream up.

I'd claim I was NowThis for $90 million.

Or even worse, claim I was Rocko.

"Don't care, got paid."

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1 minute ago, Deej said:

I'd claim I was NowThis for $90 million.

Or even worse, claim I was Rocko.

"Don't care, got paid."

Everyone knows if you were actually Rocko, $90 million would be like pocket change.

41 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Hell I'd walk around with "Don't Care I am Jimbo" shirt.

Holy shit, Jimbo needs a shirt that says "don't care, got $90 million."

He should wear it every Saturday.

4 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Holy shit, Jimbo needs a shirt that says "don't care, got $90 million."

He should wear it every Saturday and Sunday.

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