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As funny as it would be, they aren't gonna lose to UMass.

Didn’t everyone say the same thing about App State? So it’s possible.
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5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

As funny as it would be, they aren't gonna lose to UMass.

Never underestimate the ineptness of aggy.

35 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Didn’t everyone say the same thing about App State? So it’s possible.

Anyone paying attention knew App State had a chance.  They have played giant (using that term very loosely here) killer before.

UMass doesn't have any such history. 

38 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Looks like one of the trolls from Frozen or Trolls.

What an insult to good animation.

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

"What can I do to get you into a new coach today?"

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"Sounds great!  Where do I sign?"

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"Hmmm...  Can you do $11.8M?"

"No."

"Well... ok.... can you at least throw in some maroon floor mats with this sweet new coach?

"No, but we'll put a new grill on it for you."

"Where do I sign?"

"They said we had to wait five years to afford a healthy white coach!  I said, 'Healthy white coach, five years, what else you got?'  Said they got two Koreans coaches and a  Negro born with his heart on the outside."

58 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Didn’t everyone say the same thing about App State? So it’s possible.

App State is miles ahead of UMass.  UMass would struggle with Westlake or Duncanville.

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

 

 

OMG. Just watched it. Thanks so much. You TOTALLY hit on what their problem is now.

Motormidget can't shut his mouth! He talks to his team exactly like he talks at press conferences!!! 

He provides TOO much information, which causes confusion and paralysis. 

 I can hear the players afterwards: 

"Wait. Did he say we need to attack on punt returns?"

"No, he said we need to maintain our toughness, control the edge, fight through double-teams, and attack downhill!"

"No, he said we need to get more push and regain momentum. That's what it was."

LOL!!!!!

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

OMG. Just watched it. Thanks so much. You TOTALLY hit on what their problem is now.

Motormidget can't shut his mouth! He talks to his team exactly like he talks at press conferences!!! 

He provides TOO much information, which causes confusion and paralysis. 

 I can hear the players afterwards: 

"Wait. Did he say we need to attack on punt returns?"

"No, he said we need to maintain our toughness, control the edge, fight through double-teams, and attack downhill!"

"No, he said we need to get more push and regain momentum. That's what it was."

LOL!!!!!

1 minute in: "We're always going to be here!" (Said as if it's a good thing)

Reality:

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9 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

1 minute in: "We're always going to be here!" (Said as if it's a good thing)

Reality:

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I love these standings. 

Aggy: THE MIGHTY KYLE FIELD!!!!!  Scariest place to play in the country!  Best homefield advantage in the history of, well, ever!!!

World:  <checks notes>  It says here that this school has the 13th best home record (out of 14) in the SEC...and only Vanderbilt has a *worse* home record.  ?

edit for probable Jimbo response: Wellwedo.wedo.wehavethebestfansinthecountry.righthere.everysaturday.theycome.theyyell.theysway.andourplayerstheyplay.everydowntheyplay.thisiswhatwedo.theresultissecondtonone.noplacebetter.

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1 minute ago, morehornsepower said:

I love these standings. 

Aggy: THE MIGHTY KYLE FIELD!!!!!  Scariest place to play in the country!  Best homefield advantage in the history of, well, ever!!!

World:  <checks notes>  It says here that this school has the 13th best home record (out of 14) in the SEC...and only Vanderbilt has a *worse* home record.  ?

I don't understand why they're listed before Auburn...same record, no h2h yet, not alphabetical...?

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I don't understand why they're listed before Auburn...same record, no h2h yet, not alphabetical...?

Id guess because Assmongerer comes before Auburn when alphabetized 

23 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I don't understand why they're listed before Auburn...same record, no h2h yet, not alphabetical...?

Probably because aggys win over arky gives them a better record in the division since Auburn is winless in the West.

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Anyone paying attention knew App State had a chance.  They have played giant (using that term very loosely here) killer before.

UMass doesn't have any such history. 

48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

App State is miles ahead of UMass.  UMass would struggle with Westlake or Duncanville.

Ann Arbor the whore said the exact same thing one Friday night long ago. Not a single CFB fan gave FCS App St. a chance that Saturday against a pre-season #5 blue blood. And then the fates intervened. An overrated program led by a long past his prime coach let a scrappy underdog jump up and bite their ass. Sure, App. St. was an FCS powerhouse at the time, but that Michigan team still finished ranked and won their bowl. So in a relative sense, the upset of aggy is entirely possible. Especially against a team that's already quit, and a Head Coach that appears dead-set on trying at every chance to say as many words in a minute as dollars he gets paid, and still not saying a goddamn thing.

 

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

Never underestimate the ineptness of aggy.

This too.

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14 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?

I want them to lose every game. Ever. So I vote lose. This week, next week, week after, etc. 

9 minutes ago, hornian said:

I want them to lose every game. Ever. So I vote lose. This week, next week, week after, etc. 

same. Fuck the coaster.  Put them on a smooth level track of losing, imo. 

 

 https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/11/11/watch-san-antonio-police-body-cam-footage-of-officers-encounter-with-councilman-clayton-perry/

Met his Chief of Staff at an event not long ago---retired cop. Barely a minute into our conversation he mentions he is aggy and shows me his ring with a look of true pride. I don't mention UT, just move on to another subject.  A minute later he volunteers that the councilman is aggy too. Golly, you don't say! I guess the vaunted aggy network is the real deal! Got away from him as quickly as I could.

 Three months later, the councilman is being questioned about a hit and run. Call me a cynic, but from the video it seems like they may not take the Code of Honor as seriously as they let on.

33 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

 

 https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/11/11/watch-san-antonio-police-body-cam-footage-of-officers-encounter-with-councilman-clayton-perry/

Met his Chief of Staff at an event not long ago---retired cop. Barely a minute into our conversation he mentions he is aggy and shows me his ring with a look of true pride. I don't mention UT, just move on to another subject.  A minute later he volunteers that the councilman is aggy too. Golly, you don't say! I guess the vaunted aggy network is the real deal! Got away from him as quickly as I could.

 Three months later, the councilman is being questioned about a hit and run. Call me a cynic, but from the video it seems like they may not take the Code of Honor as seriously as they let on.

This is some bullshit. Watch the video in that article linked, and explain to me how he wasnt given a sobriety test or a blood draw. Dude is obviously shit hammered and lying to the cop, and the cop knows it. yet.....

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A few minutes earlier, Des Rosiers said, “It appears you might have been driving while intoxicated.”

Chief William McManus said the SAPD has referred a drunken driving charge to the Bexar County District Attorney’s Office. As the police officer who’d questioned Perry left his backyard, without arresting him or asking him to take a sobriety test, he said, “Do not drive any more tonight.”

 

15 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Tigah going to run them out the field either way.  I hope they lose them all.  I want to see quit all over that field for UMASS.  

I want them win UMass on last minute FG and see the students storm the field

On 11/9/2022 at 5:49 PM, Neonmoon said:

Wow

 

I caught Fat Ketch doing that more than once. He always denied it, but it was obvious

56 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

 

 https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/11/11/watch-san-antonio-police-body-cam-footage-of-officers-encounter-with-councilman-clayton-perry/

Met his Chief of Staff at an event not long ago---retired cop. Barely a minute into our conversation he mentions he is aggy and shows me his ring with a look of true pride. I don't mention UT, just move on to another subject.  A minute later he volunteers that the councilman is aggy too. Golly, you don't say! I guess the vaunted aggy network is the real deal! Got away from him as quickly as I could.

 Three months later, the councilman is being questioned about a hit and run. Call me a cynic, but from the video it seems like they may not take the Code of Honor as seriously as they let on.

LOL at  “There’s a lot of acorns living here tonight.” Seems like there could have been a better topic for small talk. 

5 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Ann Arbor the whore said the exact same thing one Friday night long ago. Not a single CFB fan gave FCS App St. a chance that Saturday against a pre-season #5 blue blood. And then the fates intervened. An overrated program led by a long past his prime coach let a scrappy underdog jump up and bite their ass. Sure, App. St. was an FCS powerhouse at the time, but that Michigan team still finished ranked and won their bowl. So in a relative sense, the upset of aggy is entirely possible. Especially against a team that's already quit, and a Head Coach that appears dead-set on trying at every chance to say as many words in a minute as dollars he gets paid, and still not saying a goddamn thing.

 

This too.

I get what you’re saying, but aggy has never been anywhere near this status by any stretch of the imagination. 

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Those fucksticks will lose to Auburn.  Then they win against UMass, but the whole game will be one giant ball of unenthusiasm, because the team and their fans know LSU will be waiting to make them gargle their balls and finish with a 4-8 record and a shitastic recruiting class. 

SEC West championship rings? Seriously? It's not even an officially recognized 'championship' by the conference, just a top 2 seed in the SEC tourney. 

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13 minutes ago, deft said:


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Delusion is a hell of a drug

Wait, they put "SEC West champions" on rings commemorating their fourth-place finish in the College World Series?

Of course their branding is on a bullshit light lager from a sell-out brewery


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Is that the ABV or the O/U of their win total this season?

Of course their branding is on a bullshit light lager from a sell-out brewery


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To steal someone else’s joke from this board: the beer starts strong but has no finish
2 hours ago, Poolflood said:

I want them win UMass on last minute FG and see the students storm the field

You’ve convinced me.  I’ll allow a slight bump in the track.  

aTm making history with their GOAT #1 class

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4 hours ago, Poolflood said:

I want them win UMass on last minute FG and see the students storm the field

Sonnabitch , I'm in 

4 hours ago, Poolflood said:

I want them win UMass on last minute FG and see the students storm the field

UMass will be their bowl game….whoop!

UMass will be their bowl game….whoop!

Hey now, don’t give them the option to opt out of it like that
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Achane is out for tomorrow 

The Flou?


I think he was infected with the fuckthisoptoutenza virus


Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's veterinarian heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the milkman cheerperson who saw Achane pass out at Dixie Chicken last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Also, jimbo jr was there but he was just trying to play his giant gold necklace medallion in the stud-meter quarter machine next to thrifty nickel stand by the entrance.
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Thank you Simone.

He's played his last game for aggy. His flu is that bad. 

1 hour ago, markstanco said:


Simone would get it.

She was the original Buffy, so hell yeah. 

Cant believe the drunken 'neck toilet bowl is at 6:30 pm. I guess at least this way the gomers will be blackout drunk by kickoff and will miss most of the horror show

We dodged a bullet on LJ Johnson I guess 

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Auburn/Aggy battle of the titans this weekend?

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5 hours ago, thepop said:

We dodged a bullet on LJ Johnson I guess 

Yeah, I’m a bit shocked he hasn’t taken over the RB duties.

Achane is opting out. Is Weigman playing or portaling?

17 hours ago, Tigersnake said:

 

 https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/11/11/watch-san-antonio-police-body-cam-footage-of-officers-encounter-with-councilman-clayton-perry/

Met his Chief of Staff at an event not long ago---retired cop. Barely a minute into our conversation he mentions he is aggy and shows me his ring with a look of true pride. I don't mention UT, just move on to another subject.  A minute later he volunteers that the councilman is aggy too. Golly, you don't say! I guess the vaunted aggy network is the real deal! Got away from him as quickly as I could.

 Three months later, the councilman is being questioned about a hit and run. Call me a cynic, but from the video it seems like they may not take the Code of Honor as seriously as they let on.

Can confirm, he’s a douche of the highest order.

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