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6 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Between Petrino and uniform-gate, it was a great day to laugh at aggy!

They won that basketball game. Don't think forgetting their uniforms is not turdition moving forward. 

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53 minutes ago, Deej said:

They won that basketball game. Don't think forgetting their uniforms is not turdition moving forward. 

aggy's so good, they can spot an SEC also-ran +1 and still win. It's stragedy.

Whoop!

 
Everyone likes to clown on Durkin and Petrino's track record while totally forgetting Jimbo himself isn't exactly without skeletons in the closet. Oh, and I'm sure Addazio is happy to be forgotten in all this as well..
2 minutes ago, ousux said:
6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:
 

Everyone likes to clown on Durkin and Petrino's track record while totally forgetting Jimbo himself isn't exactly without skeletons in the closet. Oh, and I'm sure Addazio is happy to be forgotten in all this as well..

No shit…. Covering for a rapist.

9 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Have they announced Petrino's salary yet? Figuring he was set to make 3-400k at UNLV...curious how much the premium to have to work in college station is now.

About tree-fiddy.

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

No shit…. Covering for a rapist.

Well, I mean, he needed him to win.  
 

Jimbo is a fucking scum bag. Now he’s a wealthy one. 

21 hours ago, ousux said:

All the aggy in the comments mentioning Lamar Jackson winning the Heisman under Petrinos scheme while calling all the Texas fan "desperate"..

And forgetting who's scheme won a Heisman for a WIDE RECIEVER...much harder to win than the hot QB du jouremoji23.png

... and kinda forgetting what a talent LJ is. Scheme? OK.

9 hours ago, Vermin said:

I had forgotten a lot about Petrino.  I just remember the don’t care, had sex meme. But, after the following opening  paragraph, I had to read the whole thing.  Very entertaining,. Why hasn’t there yet been a movie made?

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The disingenuous drifter is on the move again. He is moving to his third job in a month, a whirlwind even by his standards. Left behind are the usual empty words, false promises and disillusionment.

 

Layden Robinson coming back next year. Didn’t grade out very good on the field, but was highly ranked on the “experts” draft boards.  Anytime you can keep an older guy that would’ve probably been drafted at a position of weakness is good.  
I’ve got a feeling Ainias will come back too.  Sounds like a big rebound year for Jimbo to get back on track with his 8-4s. 

19 hours ago, closetohumping said:

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I thought that was Gladys Knight and the Pips!

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Well well well… look who I saw at Camp Brisket

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OMG YOU MET THE FAMOUS PIMP NAMED MEAT JUDGE! 

On 1/4/2023 at 6:32 PM, TexasMan said:

Fuck Richard Justice. A poor man's Kurt Bohls - and that's saying something. 

Justice is a cock-gargling hack. But there is a reason he has done this schtick for so long. He tells the aggy fans what they like to hear because they eat his pablum up like nobody's business. You can't go wrong by blowing journalistic sunshine up their asses because they never get tired of being told how awesome they are and have no use for truth or rational analysis. 

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Well well well… look who I saw at Camp Brisket

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Did everybody call him “champ”?

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

Layden Robinson coming back next year. Didn’t grade out very good on the field, but was highly ranked on the “experts” draft boards.  Anytime you can keep an older guy that would’ve probably been drafted at a position of weakness is good.  
I’ve got a feeling Ainias will come back too.  Sounds like a big rebound year for Jimbo to get back on track with his 8-4s. 

Petrino will easily prevent any sort of "rebound".

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2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Well well well… look who I saw at Camp Brisket

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Not gonna lie, I fucking love this dude. His expression in the meat judging team photo is one of my favorite things ever. 

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He has the air of being from the most prominent family in a shithole of a town.

I'm more impressed by the motherfucker wearing a rhinestone bedazzled belt. It that doesn't pull aggy pussy, he could always shave his head and squeeze his balls. The opportunities to embarrass yourself in College Station are limitless.

He has the air of being from the most prominent family in a shithole of a town.

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1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:

He has the air of being from the most prominent family in a shithole of a town.

His name is Gage and hes from Santa Fe, TX. Thats all i got

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

I'm more impressed by the motherfucker wearing a rhinestone bedazzled belt. It that doesn't pull aggy pussy, he could always shave his head and squeeze his balls. The opportunities to embarrass yourself in College Station are limitless.

To be fair, when that dude introduced himself, he had some sort of speech disability/expressive aphasia. I cant really hate on him for being a natl champ at a 4 year university

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

His name is Gage and hes from Santa Fe, TX. Thats all i got

Santa Fe is for people who believe Alvin is too progressive and are too embarrassed to live in Hitchcock.

I’m a little concerned that the national champion meat judge is standing by a sign that says equine initiative. What is he planning?

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2 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I’m a little concerned that the national champion meat judge is standing by a sign that says equine initiative. What is he planning?

You'll never be able to tell the difference.   He will, but you won't.

On 1/4/2023 at 9:51 PM, Longboard Horn said:

🤣🤣🤣 oh aggy never stop being you! 

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They have a 12th man, not a 6th.  Nobody to sacrifice and run back to the hotel to get their clothes.

2 hours ago, MH BEVO said:

Did everybody call him “champ”?

Well unlike the basketball team, he remembered his shirt!

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

He has the air of being from the most prominent family in a shithole of a town.

Perfect. Nailed it.

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

You'll never be able to tell the difference.   He will, but you won't.

It undoubtedly helps that he has fucked both, along with some of their smaller four-legged cousins.

When he started fucking the specimens at the meat judging championship, the judges were horrified.

In the end, who left with the trophy? That's right.

 

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2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It undoubtedly helps that he has fucked both, along with some of their smaller four-legged cousins.

When he started fucking the specimens at the meat judging championship, the judges were horrified.

In the end, who left with the trophy? That's right.

 

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His smirk says he just had a menage a trois or fucked the blue ribbon winning heifer. Maybe both?

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How have I never heard until today that Bobby Petrino didn't actually sustain his injuries in a motorcycle accident, but was actually beat up by Jessica Dorrell's boyfriend & fiancee, Josh Morgan? Is that generally believed to be the truth?

If so, that's even more awesome. 

 

   

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Somehow when I look at this,

 

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I see some of this...

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10 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Well well well… look who I saw at Camp Brisket

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WHOA GUYS....LEAVE SOME PUSSY FOR THE REST OF US!

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Also, this:

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The missing “G” is the chef’s kiss. 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Also, this:

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His Chevy, limited Texas-edition Silverado isn't maroon.

Sumbitch must be a 2%er

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aggy before Fisher - happy clown 

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aggy after years of Fisher - sad clown

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aggy after Petrino hire - scary clown

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It undoubtedly helps that he has fucked both, along with some of their smaller four-legged cousins.

When he started fucking the specimens at the meat judging championship, the judges were horrified.

In the end, who left with the trophy? That's right.

 

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That is young Gru!

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To all the haters out there, why question that Texas A&M is meat beater champ of 2022? They’ve been stroking that title since 1876.

3 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

The missing “G” is the chef’s kiss. 

Whaddaya want?! It doesn’t say “Spellin Champs,” asshole!

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