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34 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

It's almost as if he has little to no honesty, integrity or trustworthiness.

Luckily, aggy doesn't have a moral code they claim to always follow, while refusing to tolerate those who do not.

Sure they do, they stole it from West Point 

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43 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It was a gang bang of epic proportions. 

South Austin's Mom: "Hold my beer!"

2 hours ago, C-Man said:


Apparently, Darrell Royal did this in the 60’s

Quite different. With Jimbo, it means out of the top 25. Back the 1960s, the AP Poll only went to 20 in 1960, 1968, and 1969 and 10 in other seven years. Texas with Royal started in the top six and dropped out three times - 1960, 1965, and 1967. But you'll note, that only means out of the top 20 once and out of the top 10 twice. The 1960 squad most certainly would have been ranked had the AP Poll gone to 25 because they finished 17th in the Coaches Poll at 7-3-1.

That's enough to break the three times, but the 1965 and 1967 squads also have a decent argument at finishing in the top 25. They both finished 6-4, which may translate to a modern day 8-5. You'll see the 2022 Horns are ranked #25 at 8-5 in this year's final AP Poll.

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On 1/6/2023 at 12:25 PM, crash_davis said:

Santa Fe is for people who believe Alvin is too progressive and are too embarrassed to live in Hitchcock.

 

On 1/6/2023 at 10:20 AM, Hank Chinaski said:

Not gonna lie, I fucking love this dude. His expression in the meat judging team photo is one of my favorite things ever. 

Sorry, just catching up. 😂

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3 hours ago, C-Man said:


Apparently, Darrell Royal did this in the 60’s

 

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

Quite different. With Jimbo, it means out of the top 25. Back the 1960s, the AP Poll only went to 20 in 1960, 1968, and 1969 and 10 in other seven years. Texas with Royal started in the top six and dropped out three times - 1960, 1965, and 1967. But you'll note, that only means out of the top 20 once and out of the top 10 twice. The 1960 squad most certainly would have been ranked had the AP Poll gone to 25 because they finished 17th in the Coaches Poll at 7-3-1.

That's enough to break the three times, but the 1965 and 1967 squads also have a decent argument at finishing in the top 25. They both finished 6-4, which may translate to a modern day 8-5. You'll see the 2022 Horns are ranked #25 at 8-5 in this year's final AP Poll.

Yea, aggy picked up on this technicality and are in their feelings about it. Check the replies and quote tweets. 

 

 

Stoopid sips. aggy finished in the top 10! In the great state of Texas!

Whoop!

 

Stoopid sips. aggy finished in the top 10! In the great state of Texas!
Whoop!
 

We finished #1 in B/CS! Internet poll out in front should have told you stupid sip!
1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Yea, aggy picked up on this technicality and are in their feelings about it. Check the replies and quote tweets. 

 

 

And yet we beat aggy 2 out of those 3 years, finished in the Top Five 7 times from 1960 to 1970, and won 3 MNC's.

51 minutes ago, nnm said:

Stoopid sips. aggy finished in the top 10! In the great state of Texas!

Whoop!

 

Does aggy get a top-10 trophy?  Their trophy room needs a little help.

31 minutes ago, General Specific said:


We finished #1 in B/CS! 

A&M Consolidated finished 9-3 and Bryan High finished 6-5

So no, not even #1 in B/CS. 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

A&M Consolidated finished 9-3 and Bryan High finished 6-5

So no, not even #1 in B/CS. 

And College Station High was 13-3.

Ok there's not just a golf course there's a huge open field as well on the other side of this place what the hell is that?

Man this is the least walkable fucking place in earth lol

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40 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Ok there's not just a golf course there's a huge open field as well on the other side of this place what the hell is that?

Man this is the least walkable fucking place in earth lol

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Does it smell bad? Even for College Station I mean... might be the open air raw sewage storage facility https://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Report-118-million-gallons-of-sewage-found-flowing-from-AM-to-golf-course-Wolf-Pen-Creek-481553711.html

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Does aggy get a top-10 trophy?  Their trophy room needs a little help.

Fuck aggy and their barren trophy room.

42 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

So Akron went 2-10 (one win against a middle school and the other a 3-9 MAC team), plus lost their only two Power 5 games by a combined total of 115-6, and gets a C?  Were they expected to lose all their games 50-0 at the beginning of the year?

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2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

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The only way aggy will be involved in that game is if they buy tickets to attend.

Ok there's not just a golf course there's a huge open field as well on the other side of this place what the hell is that?
Man this is the least walkable fucking place in earth lol
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Got JITB and Subway, don't care
8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

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If my math is correct, 2023 means it actually has been 84 years...this needs to be on a t-shirt, cup, etc etc...Maroon with an SEC logo...anybody with photos photoshop skills please make that happen 

On 1/10/2023 at 7:24 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

HE MISSED EAST TEXAS STATE(A&M-Commerce)! We won the D2 national title in 2017. Unless he's only counting D1 titles. 

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

HE MISSED EAST TEXAS STATE(A&M-Commerce)! We won the D2 national title in 2017. Unless he's only counting D1 titles. 

yep. that's what prompted aggy to give dimbo the 20_ _ trophy.

On 1/6/2023 at 8:03 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

Well well well… look who I saw at Camp Brisket

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On 1/6/2023 at 12:21 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

His name is Gage and hes from Santa Fe, TX. Thats all i got

To be fair, when that dude introduced himself, he had some sort of speech disability/expressive aphasia. I cant really hate on him for being a natl champ at a 4 year university

His name is Walsh, Gage Walsh. The greatest aggy to walk the earth. The aggyest aggy of everything that has been aggy. Was told he headed a dominating performance in the meat judging national championship. Those numbers don't lie. 

Edit: read thru and most of those points came from him alone. #DontcareJudgedMeat

 

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12 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

His name is Walsh, Gage Walsh. The greatest aggy to walk the earth. The aggyest aggy of everything that has been aggy. Was told he headed a dominating performance in the meat judging national championship. Those numbers don't lie. 

Edit: read thru and most of those points came from him alone. #DontcareJudgedMeat

 

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So let's see - we have an OC that left his prior job after being there for less than a month.  Was involved in an affair with a staffer and wrecked his motorcycle.  Moved from 8 different jobs after a season or less at each.  An OL coach recently fired after going 4-12 and sending inappropriate, racial tweets.  A DC that was fired from MD for his creation of such a "toxic" culture rife with humiliation, degradation, player humiliation, and abuse.

Only to be led by a HC who covered up scandal after scandal, including sexual assault, had an affair with a 19yr old tennis layer, and burned every bridge he ever laid eyes on.

What's not to love!

23 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

So let's see - we have an OC that left his prior job after being there for less than a month.  Was involved in an affair with a staffer and wrecked his motorcycle.  Moved from 8 different jobs after a season or less at each.  An OL coach recently fired after going 4-12 and sending inappropriate, racial tweets.  A DC that was fired from MD for his creation of such a "toxic" culture rife with humiliation, degradation, player humiliation, and abuse.

Only to be led by a HC who covered up scandal after scandal, including sexual assault, had an affair with a 19yr old tennis layer, and burned every bridge he ever laid eyes on.

What's not to love!

You left out the minor issue of the preventable player death on the MD resume.

50 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

So let's see - we have an OC that left his prior job after being there for less than a month.  Was involved in an affair with a staffer and wrecked his motorcycle.  Moved from 8 different jobs after a season or less at each.  An OL coach recently fired after going 4-12 and sending inappropriate, racial tweets.  A DC that was fired from MD for his creation of such a "toxic" culture rife with humiliation, degradation, player humiliation, and abuse.

Only to be led by a HC who covered up scandal after scandal, including sexual assault, had an affair with a 19yr old tennis layer, and burned every bridge he ever laid eyes on.

What's not to love!

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58 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

So let's see - we have an OC that left his prior job after being there for less than a month.  Was involved in an affair with a staffer and wrecked his motorcycle.  Moved from 8 different jobs after a season or less at each.  An OL coach recently fired after going 4-12 and sending inappropriate, racial tweets.  A DC that was fired from MD for his creation of such a "toxic" culture rife with humiliation, degradation, player humiliation, and abuse.

Only to be led by a HC who covered up scandal after scandal, including sexual assault, had an affair with a 19yr old tennis layer, and burned every bridge he ever laid eyes on.

What's not to love!

What do recruits moms not love about this staff ? 

16 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

What do recruits moms not love about this staff ? 

They don’t love that the staff paid their sons in crypto which tanked several months later….

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

His name is Walsh, Gage Walsh. The greatest aggy to walk the earth. The aggyest aggy of everything that has been aggy. Was told he headed a dominating performance in the meat judging national championship. Those numbers don't lie. 

Edit: read thru and most of those points came from him alone. #DontcareJudgedMeat

 

Captain Gage has zero fucks to give, but I'd argue that the Clem, corps-turd lookalike, upthread is the aggyest of aggy.

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7 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

So let's see - we have an OC that left his prior job after being there for less than a month.  Was involved in an affair with a staffer and wrecked his motorcycle.  Moved from 8 different jobs after a season or less at each.  An OL coach recently fired after going 4-12 and sending inappropriate, racial tweets.  A DC that was fired from MD for his creation of such a "toxic" culture rife with humiliation, degradation, player humiliation, and abuse.

Only to be led by a HC who covered up scandal after scandal, including sexual assault, had an affair with a 19yr old tennis layer, and burned every bridge he ever laid eyes on.

What's not to love!

Bu-but….aggy gots ethics! 
You know, they don’t lie, cheat or steal!

24 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Bu-but….aggy gots ethics! 
You know, they don’t lie, cheat or steal!

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On 1/6/2023 at 8:03 AM, GreenspointTexas said:

Well well well… look who I saw at Camp Brisket

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That look on his face.  I swear, I bet he’s said “don’t judge me” multiple times in his life, which is ironic.

On 1/11/2023 at 4:20 PM, Zeus said:

Ok there's not just a golf course there's a huge open field as well on the other side of this place what the hell is that?

Man this is the least walkable fucking place in earth lol

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Yeah we were there recently for my kid's volleyball tournament, and I was amazed at how the campus and the town just blend together randomly. It's hard to tell where campus starts and the town ends ... and everything is so far apart, it's unreal. We talked to a couple of students and they said they have to have wheels to make it to many of their classes on time - cars, bikes, scooters. Walking won't cut it. Too far.

21 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

The only way aggy will be involved in that game is if they buy tickets to attend.

I'm sure they'll represent well in the beer vendor population.

Texas native Garrett Riley turns down aggy a few weeks ago, and now has taken the OC job at Clemson.  Dumpster fires in BCS can be seen from Ft. Worth apparently. 

23 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Texas native Garrett Riley turns down aggy a few weeks ago, and now has taken the OC job at Clemson.  Dumpster fires in BCS can be seen from Ft. Worth apparently. 

Not SEC ready.....

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