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Port Arthur, TX is closer, mileage-wise, to Chicago than it is to El Paso.

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Stay tuned cause I've got so much TexAgs Gold coming your way. 

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Look no further than Looch for the setup hype then. 
PT Barnum would be amazed.

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Stay tuned cause I've got so much TexAgs Gold coming your way. 

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Wait, the last time A&M won a conference championship in football...shortly thereafter...John F. Kennedy, Jr. was killed in an ascent to greatness.  Only to crash and  burn.  But rise again like a Phoenix to operate a dynasty in exile the likes of which the world hasn't seen since A&M 12th football?  

Yeah, that sounds about right for this simulation.  Only thing left to do is mock up the aTm logo with the Qanon logo and alll these stupid shit for brains rot in hell.  

How in the fuck do so many of you work and live near these pieces of shit?  

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Look no further than Looch for the setup hype then. 
PT Barnum would be amazed.

Hurry, hurry…step right up and see the greatest (cough, cough) show on earth…(wink, wink)!

It's too perfect that Aggies fell in love with these two psychotic camps in the last ~7 years. 

As Trent would say in Swingers, "These are the people inside the cult, inside the cult, inside the cult."  

Generational Morons they are!

aggy will always be aggy. Neighbors and/or coworkers, aggy will always associate and be within the hive of aggy! That’s what they know and associate with - aggy.

See them up close and from a far, but they’ll always be aggy.

Hook’em!!!

13 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, the last time A&M won a conference championship in football...shortly thereafter...John F. Kennedy, Jr. was killed in an ascent to greatness.  Only to crash and  burn.  But rise again like a Phoenix to operate a dynasty in exile the likes of which the world hasn't seen since A&M 12th football?  

Yeah, that sounds about right for this simulation.  Only thing left to do is mock up the aTm logo with the Qanon logo and alll these stupid shit for brains rot in hell.  

How in the fuck do so many of you work and live near these pieces of shit?  

can we crowdsource getting this guy a ticket to an A&M game and a speaking gig on campus next year?

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Hey, JFK, Jr. never lost!  He just ran out of sky! 

Holy shit!  Is that dude on the right, McMurray from Letterkenny?  

8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Holy shit!  Is that dude on the right, McMurray from Letterkenny?  

Yep

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We had a DEI seminar today. The speaker put a list of different ethnic and religious groups on the overhead, and said to take the ones you had a bias towards and examine why your bias existed. I asked if I could include aggy, as I was cool with the ones she listed. 

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25 minutes ago, Deej said:

We had a DEI seminar today. The speaker put a list of different ethnic and religious groups on the overhead, and said to take the ones you had a bias towards and examine why your bias existed. I asked if I could include aggy, as I was cool with the ones she listed. 

She quickly replied, "no, we all know about those dipshits. This exercise is about bias without merit."

How is it possible that Texas A&M has been touting the SEC SEC, hasn't made themselves a force to be reckoned with, yet somehow, have made themselves universally despised by the other SEC teams?

Matt Be Great has a very entertaining college football YouTube page. A big Bama supporter, he hates Jimbo Fisher and Texas A&M. He likes Texas. 

Check out his latest video. Texas A&M now has 30 players in the portal including all 4 of their star cornerbacks from "the greatest recruiting class of all time."   

 

 

"He's just a flat out idiot."

Season 5 Nbc GIF by The Office

14 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Holy shit!  Is that dude on the right, McMurray from Letterkenny?  

That sheep definitely not Mrs. McMurray.  Or Bonnie for that matter. 

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14 hours ago, Deej said:

We had a DEI seminar today. The speaker put a list of different ethnic and religious groups on the overhead, and said to take the ones you had a bias towards and examine why your bias existed. I asked if I could include aggy, as I was cool with the ones she listed. 

Growing up, a couple of times my brother or I came home from school with a joke that made fun of some group of people. My dad would quickly stop us and say:

”No.  We’re not that kind of people. We don’t tell those kinds of jokes. We respect all people.”

”Except aggies (he didn’t know “aggy”). You can tell jokes about them. Those jokes are true.”

 

True story. 

I love it.  From the alumni base that invented the whining narrative "these kids today get a participation trophy for everything.  We need to tough them up!"  And they give out fucking MVP's at their own intra-squad game.  JFC.  Literally everything that comes out of that black hole of critical thinking is just an indicator of how not to live your life.  

Well it’s the same team that gave their coach a National Championship trophy just for showing up and agreeing to steal a hundred or so million from them.  

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On 4/19/2023 at 6:09 PM, TreatyOak said:

How is it possible that Texas A&M has been touting the SEC SEC, hasn't made themselves a force to be reckoned with, yet somehow, have made themselves universally despised by the other SEC teams?

Matt Be Great has a very entertaining college football YouTube page. A big Bama supporter, he hates Jimbo Fisher and Texas A&M. He likes Texas. 

Check out his latest video. Texas A&M now has 30 players in the portal including all 4 of their star cornerbacks from "the greatest recruiting class of all time."   

 

 

the average secrant fan is still in the jaw-dropped gawking phase having finally awoken to the infinite stupidity of aggy

 

this guy may 'hate' aggy, but he is still in the denial phase; he understands that the level of fuckup/strategery "today" is unmeasurable with current technology.....

but his take is entirely contemporary, as if the sheer lunacy of aggy current events is a "new" thing

 

they are still 10 years away from reaching the ultimate end-state of reality at the aggy event horizon: fear and loathing

this will accelerate depending on our success once we move over

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

It's usually the sheep they are worried about talking.

Was wondering when aggy would give the sheep a break and go chasing strange.

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Was wondering when aggy would give the sheep a break and go chasing strange.

Just took a hundred years for aggy to figger out how to tip the cow over first…..

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It definitely was aggy

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On two of the cows, a circular cut had also been made, removing the anus and the external genitalia.

Sick fucks

I know right 

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4 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

JFC this makes me feel old

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On 4/22/2023 at 2:12 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

they are still 10 years away from reaching the ultimate end-state of reality at the aggy event horizon: fear and loathing

Fear?

What aggy frightened you?

13 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

JFC this makes me feel old

You can see that fat person wanting to get out. 

On 4/22/2023 at 1:34 PM, Your Mom said:

Well it’s the same team that gave their coach a National Championship trophy just for showing up and agreeing to steal a hundred or so million from them.  

It's worse than that.

They were honoring the A&M Kingsville coach for winning a national championship and they felt that they couldn't give him a plaque without giving one to Jimbo too.

2 hours ago, BornOrange said:

It's worse than that.

They were honoring the A&M Kingsville coach for winning a national championship and they felt that they couldn't give him a plaque without giving one to Jimbo too.

Commerce not Kingsville

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

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Man, another fat Aggie who really didn't take the tucker carlson news well.  At all.

6 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

JFC this makes me feel old

Learn that now, but don't bother learning English.

14 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Commerce not Kingsville

Other than location, is there really a difference?

That kid is going to make millions off those dumbasses. He just elevated himself to Black LIucci. 

19 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

JFC this makes me feel old

I had forgotten that Jermichael Finley is his uncle. 
I was also unaware that Finley retired (injury) from football 9 years ago and was supposed to collect $10 million from his insurance policy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jermichael_Finley

6 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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Liucci as the lapdog is the chef's kiss. One of you assholes should share it with him.

Maybe add AD Bjork holding a shotgun to Jimbo's back?

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Liucci as the lapdog is the chef's kiss. One of you assholes should share it with him.

Maybe add AD Bjork holding a shotgun to Jimbo's back?

Genius. 

58 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

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greatness. like the Bjork idea. KKL, too?

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