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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

SloNeal, also in the a league. 

 

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6 minutes ago, Mittens said:

SloNeal, also in the a league. 

 

Is the rookie salary something like $75,000 cad currently?  Thats like 55k in USD. 

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Is the rookie salary something like $75,000 cad currently?  Thats like 55k in USD. 

Between that and auctioning his stuff on Twitter, he's more than half way to six figs. Aggy network at its finest. Whoop!

2 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Between that and auctioning his stuff on Twitter, he's more than half way to six figs. Aggy network at its finest. Whoop!

 

I was just thinking that.  The best he can do is 55K in Canada with the big bad aggy network?  

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10 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Between that and auctioning his stuff on Twitter, he's more than half way to six figs. Aggy network at its finest. Whoop!

Someone paid for that shit?

22 minutes ago, Mittens said:

SloNeal, also in the a league. 

 

That pay ain't shit! Hell, the guys playing in the UFL make more than that. Also, Elks must be desperate to sign him. 

32 minutes ago, Mittens said:

SloNeal, also in the a league. 

 

Hope there is extra security in the stands, wouldn’t want him starting shit with those nice Canadian folks. 

27 minutes ago, Mittens said:

SloNeal, also in the a league. 

 

He joined the Elks Lodge?

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

SloNeal, also in the a league. 

Holy shit I had to look it up because I had never heard of the Elks.... I guess that is the remnants of the Edmonton Eskimos that Warren Moon won 5 straight grey cups for.

Has he played a single regular season down since prior to Jimbo's infamous Gator Bowl forfeiture?

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14 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Must be talking about meat judging. They are lucky Texas Tech is no longer in their conference.

Wish Tech and Okie St also came with Texas and OU to torment aggy.

On 4/29/2024 at 10:18 AM, MAUFRAIS said:

BPOE

My grandfather used to say "Best People on Earth" when would drive by the local Elk's lodge.

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4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

This is a masterpiece of fine work, sir.

The Sheep's Rump Chalet gets a laugh from me every time, as does the "so you'll be going stag" line. 

15 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The Sheep's Rump Chalet gets a laugh from me every time, as does the "so you'll be going stag" line. 

the stag line was fantastic

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Holy shit I had to look it up because I had never heard of the Elks.... I guess that is the remnants of the Edmonton Eskimos that Warren Moon won 5 straight grey cups for.

Has he played a single regular season down since prior to Jimbo's infamous Gator Bowl forfeiture?

i guess you are not aware of him going into the stands to try and fight someone after an indoor football league game last summer?

an idiot goes into the stands, a breakdown:

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youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP_V7SzIWYo

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O’Neal claimed on Twitter Wednesday that he was called a racial slur after he took helmet-to-helmet contact on the field. He issued another tweet that he was retiring from football, however, both tweets were later deleted.

 

“I’m done w [sic] this game of football,” the second tweet read. “I gave it my life almost to the point I nearly died and no one cared[.] I’m done for good[.]”

Narrator: he was not done for good.

this led him to being suspended indefinitely by the IFL. don't think they ever ended that suspension.

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Never heard of the Elks but good for him I guess.  Getting money to play a game is pretty cool but I hope he’s taking HVAC repair classes in his free time.  

26 minutes ago, NoName said:

i guess you are not aware of him going into the stands to try and fight someone after an indoor football league game last summer?

an idiot goes into the stands, a breakdown:

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youtube link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP_V7SzIWYo

Narrator: he was not done for good.

this led him to being suspended indefinitely by the IFL. don't think they ever ended that suspension.

No I definitely missed that one. You know you are an absolute buffoon when you do something dumb enough in the IFL that Jomboy does commentary LMFAO.

Its like Ron Artest only instead of getting a drink thrown on you you get tuned up by the opposition drawing ridicule then trying to couch it in racism in front of hundreds of fans.

I guess the Slo"Neal moniker is a double entendre. Physical and mental.

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A world  where aggy had 11 players drafted in the NFL Draft. There would be never ending shit talk for months, t-shirts printed, rings, cups, billboards across the state and overflowing jizz jars in every town. I can only imagine. This would be 
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Now imagine if they had 12.
2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Now imagine if they had 12.

I don't think we need to worry about that nightmare scenario unless the NFL goes back to 12 rounds #whoops

my local  Elks lodge charges 2 bucks for an ice-cold domestic draft.  The food is OK at best, but is also cheap.  We go there a couple times a month. 

On 2/25/2024 at 10:15 AM, pyrohornIII said:

Whipping them into a frenzy to buy tickets for the 24-25 roller coaster.

5 reasons Texas A&M football will far outperform the Longhorns in 2024 (gigemgazette.com)

 

 

LOL.  Did anyone take the time to read it?  It's funny.  It kind of reminded me of a conversation I had with my dad about the Cowboys circa 1987.  The Cowboys were terrible but they just drafted Everett Gay, a WR from Texas.  (I think that was his name.)  So, anyway, in my 10 year-old naivety, I tried to convince him that IF,

Everett ended up being good AND Herschel Walker was as advertised AND we could find another DE AND MIke Sherrard recovers from an injury AND Danny Noonan ended up being a stopper in the interior of the DL AND the OL improved just a bit AND etc, etc., we just might make the playoffs.

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

At some point they may figure out they should at least try to charge us rent......

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3 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

I guess they wanted to make sure everyone remembers that they’re our little brother. 

Saw ‘em off gear will go back to a top seller for them. If they’re smart, they’ll start selling t.u. gear, too. 

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I saw this last week while touring the Colosseum. I wonder how many victories they claim here?

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is this for real?

I mean Zwerneman is a classic aggy mouthpiece and it was posted 4 weeks after April Fools Day so

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11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Oh, it's real all right.

There is no bottom to their patheticness. 

 

(I know that's not a word, but aggy makes the concept real.)

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

There is no bottom to their patheticness. 

 

(I know that's not a word, but aggy makes the concept real.)

They put "ain't" and "alright" in respected major dictionaries because cretins who use them didn't know any better, or care. Why wouldn't we put patheticness in there too? (Provided it's accompanied by a picture of aggy.) 

1 hour ago, DallasHorn26 said:

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I saw this last week while touring the Colosseum. I wonder how many victories they claim here?

Good Lord... make me loathe them even more.  What a bunch of stupid ass holes.

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At least some of them get it

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On 4/29/2024 at 9:47 AM, Longboard Horn said:

That pay ain't shit! Hell, the guys playing in the UFL make more than that. Also, Elks must be desperate to sign him. 

Edmonton was the worst team in the CFL last season.  

(Kinda embarrassed that I know that.)

"The Sheep's Rump Chalet gets a laugh from me every time, as does the "so you'll be going stag" line. "

You never go stag at the Dixie Chicken.

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20 hours ago, DallasHorn26 said:

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I saw this last week while touring the Colosseum. I wonder how many victories they claim here?

I saw that when I was in Rome in 2004.  I took a picture, but I don't know if I still have it, and I recall that column was much less defaced at the time other than the ATM mark.  

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Likely posted up thread but whatevs. Oldie but goodie in my feed. 
 

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Remember several years ago how aggy fought against Texas Tech establishing a new veterinary school, but big bad evil UT supported the Techsters? 
Seems the farmers were being their usual selfish & insecure selves, and someone should rub their punchable faces in this story and remind them of their inability to deal with reality and the good of the country.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/04/29/pet-care-animal-hospitals-veterinary-crisis/73096878007/#

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Poor aggy….just can’t win:

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There's at least one exit off I-10 in Mississippi that has a Waffle House visible on both sides of the freeway 

I've been in some stretches of road in the deep South where you saw Waffle Houses so close to one another, it was like Mattress Firm opened up a chain of breakfast joints.  

Where is that Austin Waffle House less 6 miles from the stadium?  The one off 290 East, I guess?  Before it was there, after a night game, we went to the Denny's caddie-corner from there and saw Blake Gideon.  And he was pissed.  

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Poor aggy….just can’t win:

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Seems like a decent franchise opportunity. Of course, if you are posting on this board you’d most likely want to firm up the logistics required to run it successfully in absentia beforehand.

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