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I'm not saying we are playoff worthy or playoff bound, but it would be glorious for humanity if not only we  made the playoffs, but to knock Bama out in the first round...  

I believe it would be the "Final Solution" to the aggy problem.  The mass suicide...  But aggy would fuck that up too.

 

7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Yes, and they took it down after we won it for real in 2009 iirc, but it’s still sad that this was a thing.

No, it isn’t. It was an internal thing to motivate the players after we beat OU on the field. The Big 12 fucked us and Tim Tebow won a national championship because of it. 

lulz @ aggy moving up 5 spots in the ap poll after barely beating a shitass sec team. sec is such a paper tiger joke. so many shitty conference members and their pansy ass out of conference schedules.

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Spoke with the extended family who are big gamecock fans and we're at the game. They said we were the best fans they have ever seen. Pure friendliness and class 100%. They wish every fanbase was like us but not the outcome on the field. They are starting to think of us a real rival in the SEC.  

Good show by all who went

Gig em 

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17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

I have seen this pic forever now but have never questioned why so I will do it now. First off, if this is photoshopped, then disregard anything after this and carry on. But if this is real, then:

How the fuck do they claim 1997 and 2010? I for the life of me can not grasp this. This is even fucking dumb for Aggy. 1997, they got ran off the field by Nebraska in the Big 12 title game. Nebraska went undefeated that year I believe. In 2010, OU squeaked by Nebraska in the Big 12 title game. Am I missing something?

I was looking into this the other day. In 2010 they finished with the same record as OU in the B12 so they were technically "co-division champs". 

Where the retarded aggy logic comes in is "well we didnt get the chance to play in the B12 title game, so let's just assume we would have won."

 

It would be like Texas claiming the 2008 B12 title.

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They are so jealous. It's not funny anymore, it's really just sad.
Oh it's funny, in fact it's hilarious.

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Aggy is fucking cringe.
It is? Poor cringe.


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Cringe^^^
17 hours ago, Gaffords said:

I'm not saying we are playoff worthy or playoff bound, but it would be glorious for humanity if not only we  made the playoffs, but to knock Bama out in the first round...  

I believe it would be the "Final Solution" to the aggy problem.  The mass suicide...  But aggy would fuck that up too.

 

Peter is Bama*. The suck up is aggy.

 

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I think I would have remembered this posted on TOS (and maybe it was), but good grief.

https://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Police-AM-students-dump-dead-dog-onto-bands-practice-field-374828241.html

It was certainly covered over in the other site before Kevin Morgan, know scatologist, took over the site to reflect his own personal take on sports.

32 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I think I would have remembered this posted on TOS (and maybe it was), but good grief.

https://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Police-AM-students-dump-dead-dog-onto-bands-practice-field-374828241.html

reaction from baylor's baseball team:

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Just now, deft said:

It was certainly covered over in the other site before Kevin Morgan, know scatologist, took over the site to reflect his own personal take on sports.

Must have missed it.  Well, it bears iteration. 

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

have the Cocks even beat aggy since they joined the SEC?

Nobody handles cocks like aggy.

Spoke with the extended family who are big gamecock fans and we're at the game. They said we were the best fans they have ever seen. Pure friendliness and class 100%. They wish every fanbase was like us but not the outcome on the field. They are starting to think of us a real rival in the SEC.  

Good show by all who went

Gig em 
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Spoke with the extended family who are big gamecock fans and we're at the game. They said we were the best fans they have ever seen. Pure friendliness and class 100%. They wish every fanbase was like us but not the outcome on the field. They are starting to think of us a real rival in the SEC.  

Good show by all who went

Gig em

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Um, they won it three times, of course.  Incontrovertible proof:
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aggy is so good they won one of those without even playing in the CCG..

Who else can say that? WHOOP!

I'm amused that people think Georgia is so good. Who the fuck have they beaten? Their resume is simiilar to fellow paper tiger OU. Kirby Smart is a fuckin potato

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"tu would lose by double digits to Arkansas."

4 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

I'm amused that people think Georgia is so good. Who the fuck have they beaten? Their resume is simiilar to fellow paper tiger OU. Kirby Smart is a fuckin potato

As is the resume of aggy, but they think struggling to beat shitty SEC teams means something big. Good thing they aren't in the ACC where those shitty teams beat aggy with regularity.

I’m not sure any D1 school would lose by double digits to arky this season.

Aggy says AP rankings are bullshit expect when it benefits their narrative lulz

22 hours ago, satyanash said:

Reddit CFB mentions we're in first place in the Big 12. And of course, the first reply is from a jealous aggy fan

 

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Texas close wins are lucky flukes against suddenly overrated teams, oh and Tom herman is a false prophet and a liar. 

 aggy close wins are gritty hard fought battles against tough sec teams that show the new culture of determination being instilled by jimbo. 

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10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Texas close wins are lucky flukes against suddenly overrated teams, oh and Tom herman is a false prophet and a liar. 

 aggy close wins are gritty hard fought battles against tough sec teams that show the new culture of determination being instilled by jimbo. 

Well, duh, ya stoopid sip.

52 minutes ago, BigXII said:

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Was this pic snapped at a trisomy 21 fundraiser or just a regular former students meeting?

Just now, El Squared said:

Was this pic snapped at a trisomy 21 fundraiser or just a regular former students meeting?

Chromie homies

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

"tu would lose by double digits to Arkansas."

Pigs get Tulsa this weekend so let’s see if they can handle the hurricane

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Was this pic snapped at a trisomy 21 fundraiser or just a regular former students meeting?

As a parent of someone with Trisomy 21, fuck you for implying my son would be associated with aggy.


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Have you ever seen a pic of a couple of high-as-fuck assholes who are happy but don't know why?

Nah. One's just a documented cuck and the other still hasn't got over the 1 punch knockout to the chest delivered by a Longhorn in middle school. 

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11 hours ago, BigXII said:

Have you ever seen a pic of a couple of high-as-fuck assholes who are happy but don't know why?

Jimbo has 75MM reasons to be happy. 

The other guy is happy because the highlight of his pathetic life is being photographed next to a dwarven cuck. 

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for making fun of that special needs dude getting his pic taken w/ Jimbo. 

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for making fun of that special needs dude getting his pic taken w/ Jimbo. 

The sad thing is, with aggy, it's sometimes really hard to tell if that's true or not.  I looked twice to make sure your post wasn't serious. 

31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for making fun of that special needs dude getting his pic taken w/ Jimbo. 

I'm not really ashamed of anything, ever

27 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I'm not really ashamed of anything, ever

This is an appropriate surly/shaggy response.  :)

13 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Texas close wins are lucky flukes against suddenly overrated teams, oh and Tom herman is a false prophet and a liar. 

 aggy close wins are gritty hard fought battles against tough sec teams that show the new culture of determination being instilled by jimbo. 

And beating Kentucky in football is the same as beating Kentucky in basketball.  They're a blue blood.

13 hours ago, BigXII said:

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So guy on right looks like a towering giant, at 5' 5". 

Shows how perception and scale can easily be skewed in photos.   A hobbit, a dwarf and a gnome

That is with Jimbo's 4 inch heels in his boots. 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves for making fun of that special needs dude getting his pic taken w/ Jimbo. 

I thought Jimbo was the special needs dude in the photo?

Can anyone name the Texas media guys who devote this much air time and energy to aggy week in and week out?

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