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9 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Didn’t see this posted yet. 

 

Don't show up there asshole. You aren't ready for that level. And I'll shove a Fletcher's down your smug little bitch ass throat

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On 10/7/2024 at 11:47 AM, gofuckyourself said:

So being dumb to all the various permutations, aggy can make the SEC championship and play us, correct?

Even after we inevitably eviscerate them in Coward Station?

If so, I'm almost on board to just have them make it.

I'd still rather they get humiliated by Miss State and others along the way, but having them get that far, to their "First-ever SEC Championship game" and then get destroyed by Texas (again) would be just *chef's kiss* for our first year in the SEC.

Hell to the no! I don't want them to know the feeling of reaching any championship. It really bothered me that they know what it is like to lose an NC game.

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2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Don't show up there asshole. You aren't ready for that level. And I'll shove a Fletcher's down your smug little bitch ass throat

As if you’d have to force him to fellate something…

26 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Didn’t see this posted yet. 

 

He's not working the midway?

I'm not entirely sure what's going on here, but Commerce is 120 miles west of Texarkana and 700 miles east of El Paso, so . . . ?

4 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

East Texas A&M State, imo. 

No…..East Texas A&M State Commerce

2 hours ago, Foggy Notion said:

Can someone explain how is Commerce in East Texas?

It is slightly further east than b/cs, so therefore east texas.  Because aggy skool main campus is in the center of Texas, ya stupid sip.

1 hour ago, Foggy Notion said:

Ok. So San Antonio and Brownsville are in east Texas. Got it. Thanks for the geography lesson guys. 

No.  For those you need to start at Austin and draw a line east and west (right/left or side to side, your preference).  Make sure and use a different color crayon than the north/south line to avoid confusion.  

Everything below the line is South Texas and everything above it is North Texas.  Except for Commerce.  That's East Texas as previously explained.

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Didn’t see this posted yet. 

 

Every year there are a couple of dorks in ATM jerseys.  With the coaster climbing and a bye week i would wager 25+ wandering around.   We should all point and mock them.

39 minutes ago, landman said:

No.  For those you need to start at Austin and draw a line east and west (right/left or side to side, your preference).  Make sure and use a different color crayon than the north/south line to avoid confusion.  

Everything below the line is South Texas and everything above it is North Texas.  Except for Commerce.  That's East Texas as previously explained.

U mean start at Rochelle, TX?

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Didn’t see this posted yet. 
 

Only if they want to experience a real football rivalry. This game is why aggy doesn’t count as the main rival.

Hook’em!!!
2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Didn’t see this posted yet. 

 

Stay the fuck away, ya goober.

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

2025 Football Schedule…..wow!

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2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

1 - Is this news to you?

2 - Why are you posting our schedule in this thread?

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

1 - Is this news to you?

2 - Why are you posting our schedule in this thread?

Yep

As good a place as any.

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Don't show up there asshole. You aren't ready for that level. And I'll shove a Fletcher's down your smug little bitch ass throat

I wouldn’t waste a Fletcher’s on him. 
 

Not sure anyone would notice one more mouth breathing fucktard wearing a shade of red. Well, other than Billy’s  lopsided head. 

7 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

2025 Football Schedule…..wow!

Aug. 30 Ohio State Football Scheduleat Ohio State Buckeyes Ohio Stadium, Columbus, OHTime TBA ETTV TBASaturday
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Fuck yeah! Arch is gonna fuck up the buckeyea. They lose almost their entire defense, and scoring won't be an issue with Day at few Helm.  Their secondary isn't good. 

14 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Don't show up there asshole. You aren't ready for that level. And I'll shove a Fletcher's down your smug little bitch ass throat

Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer with violence or use profanity in any way?

I've seen multiple Aggies assert that Arch was in fact downgraded to a 3-star recruit once he committed to Texas.  How did this lunacy come about?

How did this lunacy come about?


I mean, I know you pay attention to the world we live in these days.
Just now, tbone_ said:

I mean, I know you pay attention to the world we live in these days.

 

It's just so hilariously stupid.

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14 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Well OU does have bag of dicks and there is that gif. Billy would be right at home.

From the dominance thread

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20 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer with violence or use profanity in any way?

I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

12 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

2025 Football Schedule…..wow!

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What kind of scheduling is that?  Four conference road games in a row.  Sec scheduling folks are special. 

36 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer with violence or use profanity in any way?

This sounds like something @Dennis Taylor would say.

41 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer with violence or use profanity in any way?

 

19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!

 

4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

This sounds like something @Dennis Taylor would say.

Is someone going to blame Hamilton or I in these cases? I mean come on

 

 

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48 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've seen multiple Aggies assert that Arch was in fact downgraded to a 3-star recruit once he committed to Texas.  How did this lunacy come about?

Jsut being aggy with an IQ set et frost bite

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25 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

What kind of scheduling is that?  Four conference road games in a row.  Sec scheduling folks are special. 

The dates for conference play are still TBA. So it won't look like that. We know who we play in conference, we don't know when (outside of OU, and probably Aggy). 

5 minutes ago, hornian said:

The dates for conference play are still TBA. So it won't look like that. We know who we play in conference, we don't know when (outside of OU, and probably Aggy). 

OU is two possible Saturdays. We don't know which yet.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

I've seen multiple Aggies assert that Arch was in fact downgraded to a 3-star recruit once he committed to Texas.  How did this lunacy come about?

You know that scene in the film "In Bruges" where Colin Farrell's character was talking about how easily impressed retarded folks who grow up on a farm are?  He was talking about aggy.

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On 10/8/2024 at 11:08 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

Is someone going to blame Hamilton or I in these cases? I mean come on

 

* me

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It’s 0 days since aggy did some embarrassing shit. 

 

On 10/7/2024 at 8:20 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Don't show up there asshole. You aren't ready for that level. And I'll shove a Fletcher's down your smug little bitch ass throat

Don't threaten billy with a good time

23 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

It’s 0 days since aggy did some embarrassing shit. 

 


 

Always 0. 

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

It’s 0 days since aggy did some embarrassing shit. 

 

Spin it like a helicopter

 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

It’s 0 days since aggy did some embarrassing shit. 

 

You can see the exact moment when Elko plunges into darkness right as he hits the back row. 

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

It’s 0 days since aggy did some embarrassing shit. 

 

 

In the similar vein of saying natty, hubby, wifey, preggers or tuddie, towels and pom poms should never be waved by grown men at sporting events.

Big fan of Joel Klatt, and he is usually hated by aggy for his (true) takes about their program. And I realize the clip below is hypothetical scenarios. But the way he just pencils in Aggy for wins against LSU, at Auburn and at South Carolina, seems a WEE bit optimistic. Auburn and USC are not good teams, but my money is on aggy dropping one of those road games.

 

 

 

He does say “wild.”

Based on power rankings, A&M is very likely to drop at least one of those three. I feel like the Aggie buzz would be a little lower if Boston College and Vanderbilt had managed to seal the deal against Missouri. We’ll see. 

4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

It’s 0 days since aggy did some embarrassing shit. 

 

Dude, that is about an close to normal as aggy gets. A definite 1/10 on their weird-o-meter.

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Dude, that is about an close to normal as aggy gets. A definite 1/10 on their weird-o-meter.

Agreed.  I was waiting for the yell leaders to come in with one of their typical cringeworthy performances, but at the end I was like, "that's it?"

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Nah waving around a stupid napkin in the Brazos conference room of the westin galleria is stupid stupid shit.     You know how i know? Because 1/2 the ags in the room even thought it was stupid.

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3 hours ago, Ten Bears said:

 

In the similar vein of saying natty, hubby, wifey, preggers or tuddie, towels and pom poms should never be waved by grown men at sporting events.

I would add 'wearing a jersey of your favorite player' to the list of things a grown man should never do.  

4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I would add 'wearing a jersey of your favorite player' to the list of things a grown man should never do.  

Or a jersey period.  Unless it's tailored.  And your on meth.

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