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20 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Aggy got swept by Vandy after getting swept by Bama last weekend. 
 

Now they have a losing record on the season at 11-12

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I'm particularly amused about how after we took their head coach they responded by hiring their previous hitting coach as HC, and then hired our hitting coach to oversee the same at aggy. And now they cant hit for shit. The one aspect of the game that Earley supposedly had experience coaching and they are sitting at 16th in conference. Aggy can fail with the best of them. 

1 hour ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Aggy got swept by Vandy after getting swept by Bama last weekend. 
 

Now they have a losing record on the season at 11-12

And from what I see, they haven't won a single game against a Power 5 school yet.

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I'm particularly amused about how after we took their head coach they responded by hiring their previous hitting coach as HC, and then hired our hitting coach to oversee the same at aggy. And now they cant hit for shit. The one aspect of the game that Earley supposedly had experience coaching and they are sitting at 16th in conference. Aggy can fail with the best of them. 

Thank god they hired him back instead of him being here as the hitting coach.

Can't wait for Graham's analysis of this hoops game!

Sure to be full of platitudes about how hard they played and how the best days of aggy hoops are in the future. 

Edit: And how the final score was misleading. 

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Not a good weekend to be an Aggie. (But when has it ever been. Oof)

Switched over to the aggy game with about 4 minutes left and they were up 4...lost by 12 😆 🤣 

13 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Not a good weekend century to be an Aggie. (But when has it ever been. Oof)

Fixed.

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They’re taking it well…

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1 hour ago, Matuka said:

They’re taking it well…

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aggy reminds me of many Cowboys fans. Always bitching about the how the refs screwed them. 

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

aggy reminds me of many Cowboys fans. Always bitching about the how the refs screwed them. 

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2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Poor, poor aggy

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They’ll need to pick things up a bit of they want to reach mediocrity 

31 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

aggy reminds me of many Cowboys fans. Always bitching about the how the refs screwed them. 

You mean houston texaggyan fans

On 3/17/2025 at 10:32 PM, Tex Pete said:

The longhorn has a considerably higher IQ than those two mouthbreathing fucktards, though the fat bitch probably outweighs it. 

She certainly has more worms

4 hours ago, demos said:


Thank god they hired him back instead of him being here as the hitting coach.

They did us a favor.

We should send them a cookie cake as a thank you.

46 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

They did us a favor.

We should send them a cookie cake as a thank you.

Fuck thanking them for anything.

7 hours ago, Updawg said:

If she would use that mouth for literally anything else than talking, she would be great in bed. Unfortunately, I'm afraid all she would say is either Whoop! or Baaah, and maybe throw in some lies like "Texas 8&4 has more money."

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

aggy reminds me of many Cowboys fans. Always bitching about the how the refs screwed them. 

Should have said "Southern Oklahoma" Cowboys. It would have been more accurate

48 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Potential new gomer hitting coach?

May be an image of 1 person and text that says 'lets 5 CHICO ESCUELA 2B METS'

Baseball been bery bery good to me

13 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

aggy reminds me of many Cowboys fans. Always bitching about the how the refs screwed them. 

Incorrect.  We blame Jerry and there is a thread with a page or maybe two for evidence.  

23 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Incorrect.  We blame Jerry and there is a thread with a page or maybe two for evidence.  

This. Every Cowboy fan I've ever known attributes 99.999999% of every loss directly on the owner. 

Because they are...

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Good old Billy. The ultimate delusional sunshine pumper. How many millions has he swindled out of the delusional goobs at Texags?

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13 hours ago, Alien Octopus said:

She certainly has more worms

Worms you say? The perfect woman, cause I like to fish.

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29 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Worms you say? The perfect woman, cause I like to fish.

CHIEF

If you can lift her with your fishing pole, I'll pay your mortgage. 

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Fresh out of sunshine and shockingly full of piss and vinegar:

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Texas A&M basketball knew they would have much more of a fight on their hands in this March Madness Round of 32 matchup against Michigan— and that intuition bore out in a big way.


For a while, it looked like Texas A&M basketball would control the entire second half. They were up by more than ten points for a good portion of the half, but an offensive drought paired with Michigan catching fire meant the Aggies were all of a sudden down 9 points at the under-four-minute timeout.

With the Aggies in a bunch of trouble, they needed one of their seniors to step up— and the defense to stand tall. But with both Solomon Washington and Pharrell Payne in foul trouble, that latter piece would be a huge issue.

A comeback would have to come piece by piece, if one were to happen. Two free throws by Solomon Washington and a fast break bucket by Zhuric Phelps had the Aggies within five, and they got the ball back after a long review on a Michigan offensive goaltending.


A pair of free throws by Phelps drew the Ags within three, but the Wolverines hit a lucky shot after thirty seconds of stellar defense to go back up five. That would prove to be the Aggies' undoing, in the end.

After that point, you could see the Aggies beginning to press in a major way. The Wolverines began to get every single loose ball, and the Ags were coughing it up time after time.

There were certainly chances in the midst of the downfall. The Aggies needed only to step up on the defensive end in the midst of Michigan's barrage, or stop turning the ball over when they were attempting to make it back after falling behind.


None of that happened, however. The Aggies instead fell further and further behind, and as has too often been the story in A&M losses over the last few years, the Aggies gave away a game that they were once in firm control of.

As the Aggies started the season against UCF, they closed it against Michigan. Both games were marred by unreasonably long offensive droughts that ended up dooming the Aggies. And now, A&M must forge ahead into a future without Wade Taylor and this core group that has given so many years to this program— and how they'll look doing so is a mystery to

That's it -- he just trailed off at the end.

MOAR!!!!

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Could Buzz Williams depart and leave Texas A&M basketball searching for a coach this offseason?
When Texas A&M basketball hired Buzz Williams back in 2019, it was extremely difficult to find a hotter name on the coaching market. Williams came ever-so-close to eliminating Zion Williamson and Duke from March Madness with his rough-and-tumble Virginia Tech team, and his reputation as a strong defensive coach was well-known.


Given that he had been an assistant previously at Texas A&M, it seemed like the perfect fit. After all, Aggie fans though, just think about what kind of noise he would be able to make with the kind of talent that would be in College Station!

Of course, the best laid plans of mice and men and all that. Here, six years later, Buzz has amassed two SEC championship appearances— not wins— and two wins in the NCAA Tournament. Oh, and a deep run in the NIT.

Now, I don't want to undersell what Buzz Williams has accomplished in College Station. He has built a program that has achieved some great things in the regular season, delivering the Aggies' first ever win over a number one and a number two-ranked squad.


But that's precisely the issue: these achievements have not come when it really matters. The Aggies have been unable to make a deep run into March in any of Williams' years at the helm.

And if there were any season in which that would happen, it was this one. This was a senior-laden team that was more well-balanced than anything that Buzz had had previously— and the Aggies still fell in the first weekend of the NCAA Tournament.

There has been some pretty palpable chatter that Buzz could be on his way out after this season. There were some job openings around the country that Aggie fans were thinking he could be a candidate for, but most of those have closed.


The more likely scenario is that there is simply a mutual parting of ways, as Buzz may just decide to ride off into the sunset. This is a time in which it makes sense to do so, with Wade, Henry, Manny, and the rest of this senior group headed out the door.

Or, he could stick around and build around Pharell Payne, who has really emerged down the stretch, and Solomon Washington in their final year. I think that it would be prohibitively difficult to build a squad around those two guys that matches or bests this past year's team, but that's just me.

So, is this the end of the road for Buzz in College Station? Or will he stick it out? I'm not sure things have ever been murkier for the head man's future in his time in Aggieland.


Though the chatter was strong last month, I'm still not convinced that Buzz has decided to depart. While it's not unrealistic, I think he's more likely to stay put than jump ship. It's a situation to monitor, and one that will be hard to engage with objectively in the wake of this loss, but it's something to watch closely here in the upcoming weeks.

 

19 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Poor, poor aggy

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What the heck is wrong with Aldi?!?  A good cook could certainly make a meal from ingredients procured at Aldi, that would be fit for a king. 

Unlike TAMU, who sits in the most fertile recruiting ground in the country for all big three men’s sports, and bakes a crap cake every year. 

16 minutes ago, demos said:

Who would want to hire Buzz?

At least 90% of D1 teams.

5 hours ago, Chad said:

Good old Billy. The ultimate delusional sunshine pumper. How many millions has he swindled out of the delusional goobs at Texags?

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This man is 47 years old:

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And this man is 52:

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It's apparent that coaching in College Station does bad things to you.

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2 hours ago, demos said:

Who would want to hire Buzz?

The Ministry of Silly Walks:

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5 hours ago, Chad said:

Good old Billy. The ultimate delusional sunshine pumper. How many millions has he swindled out of the delusional goobs at Texags?

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Liucci Montana lays it all out.

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5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

It's apparent that coaching in College Station does bad things to you.

As you well know, I've been known to drink a beer or two.  Those guys are next level.

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With Texas Tech being the big bad boys in the world of meat judging, everything looked bleak for the aggies until a new hope dawned.

 

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