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7 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

No team can catch us on SEC championships this year. We’ll have the most SEC championships of any program in our first year in the SEC. Hahhahah

That's only because Texas had the world's easiest schedule in all those sports. - texags and sec rant

 

That begs the question - why is the SEC filled with such easy schedules? 

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18 minutes ago, n64ra said:

That begs the question - why is the SEC filled with such easy schedules? 

It's a gauntlet sewn of marshmallows.

35 minutes ago, n64ra said:

That's only because Texas had the world's easiest schedule in all those sports. - texags and sec rant

 

That begs the question - why is the SEC filled with such easy schedules? 

Well, because we played Texas ATM…

13 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Well, because we played Texas ATM…

Having aggy as a designated rival will be the gift that keeps on giving for all sports.

34 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Having aggy as a designated rival will be the gift that keeps on giving for all sports.

Aggy the nelly of yhe month club of cfb.

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

Aggy the nelly of yhe month club of cfb.

Fat fingers, text-to-speech, or a stroke?

Just now, HornOnTheBayou said:

Fat fingers, text-to-speech, or a stroke?

Yes

1 hour ago, n64ra said:

That's only because Texas had the world's easiest schedule in all those sports. - texags and sec rant

 

That begs the question - why is the SEC filled with such easy schedules? 

Our schedules are always easy because we never have to play Texas. 

9 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Not to mention their open campaign to preventTexas from joining the SEC because they were afraid of being Little Brother again.

Narrator: They never stopped being little brother.

Aggie:

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18 hours ago, Armybrat said:

This aged well…..

 

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Refresh my aging memory please.   Who paid for this?  The aggy administration?  Or the association of former aggy?

I’d be in to put this on a digital billboard in Collie Station.  

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1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Refresh my aging memory please.   Who paid for this?  The aggy administration?  Or the association of former aggy?

I’d be in to put this on a digital billboard in Collie Station.  

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Unfortunately I can’t recall if the responsible party was ever outed. 
 

56 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Unfortunately I can’t recall if the responsible party was ever outed. 
 

I'm not sure you can refer to someone who would do that as "responsible" in any way.

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Refresh my aging memory please.   Who paid for this?  The aggy administration?  Or the association of former aggy?

I’d be in to put this on a digital billboard in Collie Station.  

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There are some clear indications on the billboard itself. It doesn't say Texas A&M anywhere on the sign. Aggie nation and Whoop are the only things that clearly align it to aggie, but are broad enough that it wouldn't be an infringement of IP I'm guessing. (Surly lawyers?) So, it whoever did it appears to be avoiding getting hammered by the infringement of aggie IP. They also didn't use SEC logo, just letters SEC. So, my guess is someone aligned to, but not directly part of aggie. Feels very much like something Texags might do. 

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Oh, I have no doubts as to the pedigree of the source, but dunno which mutt (Texags, 12th Man Foundation, TAMU, Buc-EE’s or the A&M athletic department). 
Probably the same nabobs who propagated these….


 

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4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Refresh my aging memory please.   Who paid for this?  The aggy administration?  Or the association of former aggy?

I’d be in to put this on a digital billboard in Collie Station.  

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4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Refresh my aging memory please.   Who paid for this?  The aggy administration?  Or the association of former aggy?

I’d be in to put this on a digital billboard in Collie Station.  

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Neither one of those, guaranteed.

That would be awesome on a video billboard over the summer.

 

 

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Unfortunately I can’t recall if the responsible party was ever outed. 
 

 

They were, and left the message board they frequented quite often when they were initially doxxed over it. If they want to bring it up again, I'll let them do so. I don't want to out them as they may not comfortable with the attention again.

 

 

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I'm not sure you can refer to someone who would do that as "responsible" in any way.

 

Oh yes, yes we can. And it. was. glorious.

 

 

43 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

 

 

 

Oh yes, yes we can. And it. was. glorious.

 

Not arguing who/what did it, rather playing on irresponsibility. PM Janet Reno...

Irresponsible?

It was funny as fuck. It’s still funny as fuck, over a decade later. 

7 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Refresh my aging memory please.   Who paid for this?  The aggy administration?  Or the association of former aggy?

I'm honestly shocked that the creator of this pulled it off without a typo...

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm honestly shocked that the creator of this pulled it off without a typo...

I’m not. 

23 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I always got a chuckle out of the "Best Academics in the SEC" part.  Uh . . . y'all take Blinndergarten "graduates".  Vandy's rejects go to Stanford.

And they put that sign up in Gainsville.

32 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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Fearless on every front

Except when that evil t.u. joins the SEC, so aggie diaper shitting assumes global proportions.

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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Absolutely fearless when it comes to building huge, structurally unsound stacks of logs 

36 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Liberty player clowning aggy as she comes into home plate is the chef's kiss!

39 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

They gotta do it once more

On the heels of the preseason #1 ranked men’s baseball team likely not making the NCAAT, the overall #1 seed in softball has never not made it out of the regionals before

Would be some diamond history for both teams 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

They gotta do it once more

On the heels of the preseason #1 ranked men’s baseball team likely not making the NCAAT, the overall #1 seed in softball has never not made it out of the regionals before

Would be some diamond history for both teams 

aggy has already become the first ever overall #1 seed to NOT start 2-0.

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

aggy has already become the first ever overall #1 seed to NOT start 2-0.

Second. 2012 Cal also lost their second game 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Second. 2012 Cal also lost their second game 

OK, that's what I get for trusting ESPN.

Hey guys, I’ve been thinking that we need to raise the spirit of Longhorn fans for the big game next November against the Aggies. How about something like a giant bonfire to symbolize our burning desire to beat the Aggies?
 

We could have it erected by students on the rec fields north of campus. It would be neat to go for the record of the largest bonfire ever created. Students could skip class to work on it, and if some wanted to drink while operating cranes, etc, that would just make it more fun.
 

I don’t think the engineering students, construction professionals or professors would need to supervise the construction. Leaders appointed by the students w no construction experience should suffice. This should be a school-sanctioned event but safety protocols that normally govern all activities should be ignored in the interest this new tradition. However, the school should be absolved of liability if anything goes wrong, 

Who’s with me?

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Hey guys, I’ve been thinking that we need to raise the spirit of Longhorn fans for the big game next November against the Aggies. How about something like a giant bonfire to symbolize our burning desire to beat the Aggies?
 

We could have it erected by students on the rec fields north of campus. It would be neat to go for the record of the largest bonfire ever created. Students could skip class to work on it, and if some wanted to drink while operating cranes, etc, that would just make it more fun.
 

I don’t think the engineering students, construction professionals or professors would need to supervise the construction. Leaders appointed by the students w no construction experience should suffice. This should be a school-sanctioned event but safety protocols that normally govern all activities should be ignored in the interest this new tradition. However, the school should be absolved of liability if anything goes wrong, 

Who’s with me?

Why don’t we just take their bonfire? 

What would they do about it?

You think the 12th Man Foundation would support Surly?
Bold concept.

Well, if they knew imma was an aggy, they’d damn sure support his business. Then they’d try to claim all of the Longhorns victories.
15 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I'm not sure you can refer to someone who would do that as "responsible" in any way.

More like ir-responsible!

On 5/16/2025 at 12:45 PM, Armybrat said:

Not to mention Florida & Georgia being ranked way above A&M.

 

20 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Refresh my aging memory please.   Who paid for this?  The aggy administration?  Or the association of former aggy?

I’d be in to put this on a digital billboard in Collie Station.  

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19 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Unfortunately I can’t recall if the responsible party was ever outed. 
 

 

16 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

There are some clear indications on the billboard itself. It doesn't say Texas A&M anywhere on the sign. Aggie nation and Whoop are the only things that clearly align it to aggie, but are broad enough that it wouldn't be an infringement of IP I'm guessing. (Surly lawyers?) So, it whoever did it appears to be avoiding getting hammered by the infringement of aggie IP. They also didn't use SEC logo, just letters SEC. So, my guess is someone aligned to, but not directly part of aggie. Feels very much like something Texags might do. 

Some of you have been around long enough that you should absolutely know the answers to these questions.

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Why don’t we just take their bonfire? 

What would they do about it?

They'd try to smother the flames by jumping on it to own the 'sips.

4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

 

 

Some of you have been around long enough that you should absolutely know the answers to these questions.

Yeah, its been a hot minute but some things came back to my old, questionable memory. 

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4 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

 

 

 

Some of you have been around long enough that you should absolutely know the answers to these questions.

I can’t remember what I had for breakfast yesterday.

17 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I can’t remember what I had for breakfast yesterday.

I pretty much have the same thing for breakfast every morning, so I don’t have that issue.

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7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I pretty much have the same thing for breakfast every morning, so I don’t have that issue.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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