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Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Washington - 8pm on ESPN

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2 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Sticking with clear liquor 

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That ain't clear liquor that's some flavored bullshit.

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

She gets naked in mayor of kingstown

 

and yes shes hot AF

i should be watching that right now

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

I'm gonna need a 4loko for this shit arnt I? 

The original 4loko. With a bleach chaser 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

How are they not calling holding. 

Same reason they didn’t call dpi on us lol

10 carries for 18 yards so for. 

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Just now, RoyalBevo21 said:

Also kinda shitty to lose to Tech and Oklahoma St and be playing in the dumpy Alamo Bowl again. It's what we do though. 

I wouldn’t call playing the 12th ranked team and being Texas dumpy. But the rest is true.  This will be one of the top ten watched bowls though.  

Lol a "beautiful punt" that careens out the back of the end zone. 

Real special stuff there. 

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

It's piss

Too much protein in the urine makes it hazy. Might want to see your doctor about that.

Now we know why penix doesn’t get sacked. O line just holds.

If Sark rolls out with a heavy dose of Keilan between the tackles again I'm going to lose it. 

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Its clear that we are trying to appease Robinson to stay and not hit the portal by giving him carries

Exactly what this looks like

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Crazy our D is holding wash to 7 points in the first half

Not really. Washington has a very shitty QB and they’re putting the game in his hands for some reason

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Crazy our D is holding wash to 7 points in the first half

Our D has played their asses off all season. They had one truly bad game. Tech. Back half of the season they were phenomenal. 

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Sark seems clueless 

At least he knows the advanced shitting position and practices on the sidelines all game

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

She gets naked in mayor of kingstown

 

 

 

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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

These announcers are worse than Gallindo. Holy shit

dude you take that shit back right fucking now.

 

they suck.... but Galindo gargles the dick and massages the balls because he sucks so hard

Score some fucking points, you offensive fucking guru.  God damn.

There is no way Robinson can really expect he will be RB1 next year

7 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

WTF were the coaches doing the past month?

The whole extra practices argument only works, if the coaching staff knows what the fuck they are doing.  

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Crazy our D is holding wash to 7 points in the first half

With competent QB play this is a 1-2 loss team.  

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Crazy our D is holding wash to 7 points in the first half

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Sticking with clear liquor 
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You gonna soak a tampon in that and boof it?

with so many guys opting out or injured, I made sure to have plenty of booze around

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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

These announcers are worse than Gallindo. Holy shit

Might be wrong but isn’t this the SECN b team or something? Including Aaron Rodgers estranged brother lulz

Defense looks good. Offensive line looks poor and we are playing the wrong running back and the play calling hasn't been great but Ewers is playing better. Interesting overall, though, seeing the defense carry the offense. We need an intermediate passing game and explosive plays if we aren't going to be able to run the ball consistently with Keilan.

Just now, BabaYaga said:

With competent QB play this is a 1-2 loss team.  

with competent coaching its in the fucking playoffs. 

I am tired of watching our shitty offense. 

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Too much protein in the urine makes it hazy. Might want to see your doctor about that.

That’s true. I did see my doctor.

Can't believe people paid good $ to watch this POS

Wouldn’t have gone if you gave me free tickets on the 50 yd line.
Also, I see that “Check Inn to Christmas” is on the Hallmark channel. I wonder if the two leads end up falling for each other? Whatever the case, I bet either of them has a better showing than Quinn at QB.

All our coaches always look scared on the sideline

"Hey remember when RG3 hung 70 on your current HC in a bowl game?"

Thanks ESPN. 

This is the game plan they put together over the last month?  
 

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2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

These announcers are worse than Gallindo. Holy shit

Hyperbole. Yeah, they're bad, but Galindo's voice is his x-factor, like nails on a chalkboard.

5 minutes ago, immamac said:

How are they not calling holding. 

Kinda don’t think we need to complain about the refs so far. They aren’t calling shit

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