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12 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

The wife is in for a 30 seconds of misery this evening.  Good news, she can multitask and will likely be reading about this shitshow with glee.  

A truly nice day.  

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Just saw the breaking news on CBS. Good. Lock him the fuck up. 

17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

Did I miss the shark thing?

17 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

Not to completion. Keep dreaming.

 

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Did I miss the shark thing?

 

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Same

It’s in the ukraine thread as an imbedded tweet. Probably could search on Twitter for it too. Russian tourist in Egypt gets pretty much literally eaten ok camera by a Tiger or bull shark in what looks like a marina. 

The only time Ihave gotten that close to sharks that could kill me I made sure there was some strong steel bars between me and them.

MAGA meltdown tweets are entertaining.  I’m not linking them here, because there are so many to choose from.

 

 

16 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Yeah link to shark eating someone stat 

 

8 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

The shark is a metaphor


 

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It’s like when a frat kid eats a watermelon

for the shark I mean

fucked up lol GIF by What We Do in the Shadows

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Not trying to Debbie feline aids the vibe here, but Florida. Got my eye open for some reverse OJ Simpson shit.

Yeah, I am at least procedurally, if not substantively, biased in favor of criminal defendants over the gubmint.  And that is why, to a large extent, I am always ready to explain why the law seemingly favors Trump or whatever ______________ trumpworld figure you want to name.
A Trump prosecution, along with several other apparently deserving prosecutions (e.g. Elizabeth Holmes), provoke quite a bit of cognitive dissonance.
It's kinda interesting that pretty much no one went to jail for the financial crisis and the only notable person to go to jail in the latest round of shens so far is one of the three women to ever get venture capital.
28 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Should be a fantastic meltdown.

Hopefully the meltdown leads to a heart attack!

Whoa. Shark. Fuuuuuu ... .

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40 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

And Nate Paul has been arrested!

Did Biden just become a godfather today?

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I got off my last call, walked through security and into the United club and saw this news. I was really just coming in here for a private place to take a dump before my flight, but I had to make a detour to pick up a beer to toast the greatness of today. And I can guarantee blowjobs are in my future tonight. Sorry for you straight guys!

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38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean....cool.  But y'all know the drill (ESPECIALLY with a Florida jury pool):

aint-nothing-gonna-happen-nothing-happen

now, now….you know as well as i do this is a much different jury game in Fed Ct than any state court.  

My power has been out for the last half hour and I cine back to this!

2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

now, now….you know as well as i do this is a much different jury game in Fed Ct than any state court.  

But, I think the limited nature of voir dire handicaps the government as much as the defense.

With one big exception.  I don't think any "acquit at all costs" MAGATs are capable of being stealthy or hiding their bias from the prosecutors or the judge.

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Pat Robertson dead and Trump indicted is proof that the Iron Sheik is fucking jabronis from the after life

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KEXP (Seattle) is playing Ice Cube, Arrest the President.

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.

I think by the end after he had been flipped upside down with his legs out of the water, he had accepted his fate. That, or the shark had already taken one of his arms, and he couldn’t swim or defend himself.

Pretty good metaphor for russia swimming into ukraine’s water and finding out.

The birds in the trees WILL be eaten on Tuesday!

12 minutes ago, dcbc said:

My power has been out for the last half hour and I cine back to this!

Do me a favor and don’t pay your power bill. I wanna see what else your wizardry conjures up.

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

But, I think the limited nature of voir dire handicaps the government as much as the defense.

With one big exception.  I don't think any "acquit at all costs" MAGATs are capable of being stealthy or hiding their bias from the prosecutors or the judge.

You're consistently measured, but I was kinda hoping you'd tell us how it's inevitable that Trump will get his anus rigorously buttfucked really hard right in the ass. Like the legal terminology of that.

3 minutes ago, GenXer said:

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.I

On occasion here in Jax Beach FL, animal control will have to come pull a gator from the surf

 

Sleep well!

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1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

What a fucking day!

We wake up to news that Pat Robertson is dead.

And then the Supreme Court told us that the VRA is actually still a thing.

Then we get to see a Russian get eaten by a fucking shark (which was really fucking metal, BTW).

And now an indictment?

Christ almighty, at this rate I half expect to get a blowjob tonight.

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I will never invite a shark to my house, and one has never invited me to their house. I’m happy to be next to their house or over their house but I feel no need to go into their house. Especially with the way stand your ground laws are written these days. 

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3 minutes ago, Lurch said:

On occasion here in Jax Beach FL, animal control will have to come pull a gator from the surf

 

Sleep well!

I appreciate the nightmare fuel

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1 minute ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I will never invite a shark to my house, and one has never invited me to their house. I’m happy to be next to their house or over their house but I feel no need to go into their house. Especially with the way stand your ground laws are written these days. 

"Candygram."

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10 minutes ago, GenXer said:

That shark attack video is grizzly. That’s one of my phobias. That and gators. Really anything from the water that can take you down.

I think by the end after he had been flipped upside down with his legs out of the water, he had accepted his fate. That, or the shark had already taken one of his arms, and he couldn’t swim or defend himself.

Pretty good metaphor for russia swimming into ukraine’s water and finding out.

I liked the rescue boat arriving on camera just in the nick of time.  Well, Mediterranean time. 

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