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Guys. Let’s all make pinkie promises that we won’t lose our shit as soon as sark does something wrong!!!  That will be fun right. 

That's not how things work around here, sir.

Why is there a brown smear that looks like shit on my screen? What the fuck??

Oh, it's Baker Mayfield.

TEXAS wins today and aggy loses today, someone is gonna sleep on the couch in Hardin Co. tonight.

Positive vibes from the breezy mountains of North Georgia. Let's do this...again. 

Let's fuckin go!!!![emoji243][emoji869]
Embrace the hate and greatness!

10:47 and OU STILL Sucks!!!

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys. Let’s all make pinkie promises that we won’t lose our shit as soon as sark does something wrong!!!  That will be fun right. 

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4 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Wife hid the liquor. Probably smart. 

Fuck their shit up.

divorce thread is ----> way

Best thing about living on the west coast 0900 longhorn kick off 🤘🏻🤘🏻

7 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys. Let’s all make pinkie promises that we won’t lose our shit as soon as sark does something wrong!!!  That will be fun right. 

Umm, Sark ain't going to do anything wrong today

8 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys. Let’s all make pinkie promises that we won’t lose our shit as soon as sark does something wrong!!!  That will be fun right. 

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Any one have a stream link?  I am on a plane flying home from Europe and there is nothing 

I have a bad feeling my North Dakota affiliate is going to break in and switch to the NDSU game, which starts 3 hours into ours. I'm more nervous about that than I am about the sooners. 

1 minute ago, Harvdog said:

Any one have a stream link?  I am on a plane flying home from Europe and there is nothing 

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2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Any one have a stream link?  I am on a plane flying home from Europe and there is nothing 

 

https://cfbstreams.cc/

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These moments right now is what I miss about not being there the most. Once the game starts I enjoy the better view from the HDTV. And after the game when it's just a mass of humanity spilling shoulder to shoulder everywhere and you can't hardly do much around the fair I won't miss. 

33 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

As a sign of things to come, earlier this week I found this circa 1960s Memorial Stadium ashtray among my dad's things.

Because we're gonna smoke these loser bitches.

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Cast in the basement of ETCII (probably Taylor too) by ME students.

Got damn it's almost too early to drink. Almost. 

3 minutes ago, Burt said:

I have a bad feeling my North Dakota affiliate is going to break in and switch to the NDSU game, which starts 3 hours into ours. I'm more nervous about that than I am about the sooners. 

Don't worry we'll be running over their ass to close out the game up 21 by that point. 

Remember it’s not about if we win or lose.  What matters is the friendship and bonds we are forming with each other. 
 

also fuck those methheads

Got damn it's almost too early to drink. Almost. 

Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
Just now, beer said:

Got damn it's almost too early to drink. Almost. 

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2 minutes ago, beer said:

Got damn it's almost too early to drink. Almost. 

Username so much not checking out. 

Dillon Gabriel looks like a botched circumcision.

It’s pipe hitting time for the Horns (and myself)!
Lets goooooooo! Hook’em bitches!

Just now, ztejas said:

Dillon Gabriel looks like a botched circumcision.

Fuck him, fuck Stuntsman who looked an aborted incest fetus, fuck Mayfield, fuck Venables, fuck OU

8 minutes ago, Burt said:

I have a bad feeling my North Dakota affiliate is going to break in and switch to the NDSU game, which starts 3 hours into ours. I'm more nervous about that than I am about the sooners. 

Watch ESPN will be your friend

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