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10 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

My fave scenario for the “debate” …

If they meet to shake hands, Biden decks Trump with a left to the fat belly, right hand to the fake tough guy jaw.

And towering over the fallen Trump, Biden yells, “That’s for all the lies. Get up you fascist. I am gonna kick your ass."

Since Trump is a just spoiled bully wimp, he would not dare challenge Biden. He would just start whining still on his knees. 

Biden walks off the stage. Age, fitness questions answered.  Re-elected in a landslide. 

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24 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

My fave scenario for the “debate” …

If they meet to shake hands, Biden decks Trump with a left to the fat belly, right hand to the fake tough guy jaw.

And towering over the fallen Trump, Biden yells, “That’s for all the lies. Get up you fascist. I am gonna kick your ass."

Since Trump is a just spoiled bully wimp, he would not dare challenge Biden. He would just start whining still on his knees. 

Biden walks off the stage. Age, fitness questions answered.  Re-elected in a landslide. 

Interesting. My fave scenario is Trump having a fatal stroke on stage and sparing us the next 4 months and possibly death of our democracy.

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40 minutes ago, BevoAbyss said:

My fave scenario for the “debate” …

If they meet to shake hands, Biden decks Trump with a left to the fat belly, right hand to the fake tough guy jaw.

And towering over the fallen Trump, Biden yells, “That’s for all the lies. Get up you fascist. I am gonna kick your ass."

Since Trump is a just spoiled bully wimp, he would not dare challenge Biden. He would just start whining still on his knees. 

Biden walks off the stage. Age, fitness questions answered.  Re-elected in a landslide. 

This would be absolutely incredible. 4 years ago I'd say there was a non 0 chance of this being possible, but there's no way now. 

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Posted
14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It sucks that we can’t have a legitimate debate where the two candidates just talk about policy and that for the most part the viewing public (and the media covering it) doesn’t care. 

Well said. 

Trump is the biggest bubo of the plague fallen upon the electorate. However, it's the electorate that spreads the contagion. 

The electorate is largely comprised of ignorant hate and mindless apathy.

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What does the secret service do in the fave scenario? Brawl? Shoot-out?

I first thought of the Secret Service when someone mentioned Trump crowding Biden to use his mic. What if he bumps Biden? The president is fit for an old man, but a bad fall could be devastating.

The SS closes on Trump. He resists. He gets perp-walked back to his podium. I don't want him escorted off the stage because that would feed the idiots hungry to believe Trump is being persecuted.

If Trump rushed Biden again, that's when you drag him back to his podium and station an agent right beside him.

Ohhh, the incoherence that would flood from an outraged Donald Trump wouild be, dare I say it?, borderline erotic.

He'd probably still win, but we'd have good memories as we watch (quoting Pink Floyd) the queens and the coons and the reds and the jews become the specific evil that replaces the vague evil of "liberals" in the new Reich.

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13 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Debates do not and will not matter. Public opinion polling has consistently shown Trump as a decisive loser in every presidential debate he's participated in. They fade in the news cycle like everything else and everything can see what poo flinging shit shows they've become.

If they debate, Biden will crush Trump, and it won't matter.

The debate could matter for Biden if he struggles or freezes in a method that would be broadly interpreted as dementia related. But he just a few months ago gave a good state of the union speech so I’m not worried.

and if he really cannot deliver a decent debate, then perhaps Dems should look elsewhere while there is time to pivot.

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16 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Trump will bring the SA, for sure.  I think the Schutz Staffel is part of Project 2025 as is the Geheime Staatspolizei.

is this an attempt at humor? I don't get it.

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It won’t be a win of substance for Biden. It will be appearing to be mentally there, no major brain farts or freeze up, or being confused, and Trump looking like the senile old clown that he is.  It may not matter to a lot of people, but on the margins, Biden looking more coherent and in better shape directly next to Cheeto Benito will matter on the margins 

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Just now, Js1 said:

It won’t be a win of substance for Biden. It will be appearing to be mentally there, no major brain farts or freeze up, or being confused, and Trump looking like the senile old clown that he is.  It may not matter to a lot of people, but on the margins, Biden looking more coherent and in better shape directly next to Cheeto Benito will matter on the margins 

I don't think it will be a win either, at least in the general public's eye.  I think both men will look a far cry from their mental acuity in 2020.  But if Biden can at least substantively talk about real policy issues, while Trump muses about whether his last meal on a desert island would be a hot dog or a hamburger, I'll be happy with that.

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He’s going to stutter a few times and it’ll make international headlines. Dotard will talk nonsense like a true lunatic and will be deemed the winner. I hate this country.

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10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He’s going to stutter a few times and it’ll make international headlines. Dotard will talk nonsense like a true lunatic and will be deemed the winner. I hate this country.

This.  I probably won't watch because this is exactly what will happen.  Perfection is demanded of Biden while that orange pustule gets to rant incoherently about nonsense the entire time and spew propaganda and lies.  

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

What does the secret service do in the fave scenario? Brawl? Shoot-out?

I first thought of the Secret Service when someone mentioned Trump crowding Biden to use his mic. What if he bumps Biden? The president is fit for an old man, but a bad fall could be devastating.

The SS closes on Trump. He resists. He gets perp-walked back to his podium. I don't want him escorted off the stage because that would feed the idiots hungry to believe Trump is being persecuted.

If Trump rushed Biden again, that's when you drag him back to his podium and station an agent right beside him.

Ohhh, the incoherence that would flood from an outraged Donald Trump wouild be, dare I say it?, borderline erotic.

He'd probably still win, but we'd have good memories as we watch (quoting Pink Floyd) the queens and the coons and the reds and the jews become the specific evil that replaces the vague evil of "liberals" in the new Reich.

Perhaps we’d see a battle of SS details with Biden’s fighting Trump’s. 

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31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This.  I probably won't watch because this is exactly what will happen.  Perfection is demanded of Biden while that orange pustule gets to rant incoherently about nonsense the entire time and spew propaganda and lies.  

Donald Trump Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

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The best part of that choice that he has presented is how in his mind he is sure that a wet battery will 100% electrocute you and if you are in the water with a shark it will 100% attack you.  These are the only two possible outcomes. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

He’s going to stutter a few times and it’ll make international headlines. Dotard will talk nonsense like a true lunatic and will be deemed the winner. I hate this country.

It's baked in that Trump is crazy and that he says insane things. He could spend half the debate talking about sharks or something, and the story coming out of the debate will be whatever slight imperfections came out of Biden's mouth. God forbid he loses his train of thought once, like a typical 81 year-old. 

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2 hours ago, horncyclist said:

Interesting. My fave scenario is Trump having a fatal stroke on stage and sparing us the next 4 months and possibly death of our democracy.

I oscillate on which is better---he dies on camera or some public event, or dies quietly at home/hotel.  Because the former-there's a record of it that people really can't deny but many will insist he was poisoned/drugged/quietly taken out.  The latter, they won't be able to see so they can supplant their own conspiracy theories on top of it, which may cause fractionalization of the whole of MAGA nation.  And chaos can be good for business.  

26 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He's presenting his electrocution v. shark attack theory to MIT's Thesis Committee.

I picture Jeremy Piven in PCU, "Your thesis was electrocution v. sharks?  (hands him binder) This is on electricity cancer from windmills v. electric eels, best I can do."  

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Posted
47 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Brush up on your Nazi history.

no, I get the inference and I know history, but you clearly knew I was talking about the Secret Service, not the Schutzstaffel. hence I thought it was an attempt at humor, maybe not.

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I still can't my head around the fact that Trump's sentencing is being handed down on the last day of "Shark Week 2024"  

I hope Jack Smith is gonna schedule a pre-trial hearing on January 6th.  The date they're releasing a documentary on electricity for Benjamin Franklin's 320th birthday.  320, 321....whatever it takes.  

Also in the simulation:

"Mr. Trump, you're now stating you cannot make the debate with President Biden after all.  Because you have to help Barron get settled into his new college that week, is that correct?"

-Yes, we want to see him off.  You know it's a thing for parents to take their son to the dorms.  Help them unpack, shop for things they need, take pictures, see them off tremendously.

"Well yes, that's customary.  Where is Barron attending college next year, sir?" 

-Everybody knows it.  So I'll be unavailable that week.  It's well known, it's all there. 

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52 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Everybody knows you can drive off sharks by injecting ammonia in your veins after staring at an eclipse. There's where your money is.

The “eclipse.” Their latest hoax, ok? The sun went down early and it was night time, then the sun realized it went down too early then it came back up, ok? That’s all that happened. The fake news media keeps saying that the moon got in front of the sun. Yeah right, like the moon ever comes out during the day time. Sad!

*uses a sharpie to show where the moon “really was” at the time of the eclipse*

See? The moon was there, ok? This was just a hoax created by Deep State NASA to sell cheap glasses that don’t even make them a profit!

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Posted
1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

Anybody want to front the funds for an Electric Shark movie? Would be done in the SciFi style and would need a Baldwin brother and maybe Brooke Hogan.

 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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Breakin’ 2: Electric Shark Boogaloo

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Posted
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Brush up on your Nazi history.

Stephen Miller says "Hold my Beer", but with an erection. 

1 minute ago, GenXer said:

 

Breakin’ 2: Electric Shark Boogaloo

What about a "Sharknado" sequel tie-in where all the cancer-causing windmills cause some sort of electrical accident because they spin too fast and cause tornadoes that shut down the renewables grid and we have to choose between a cyclone-filled world of darkness or fighting the sharks in the ocean to establish undersea colonies?  With some of Don, Jr.'s stash, I could have a script hammered out by next week.

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On 6/14/2024 at 7:25 AM, South Austin said:

This is bullshit, because the "slash" didn't appear in the American vernacular until Kordell Stewart.

Can't be right, slash has been in the front of my mind since I turned about 11. 

Posted
22 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Stephen Miller says "Hold my Beer", but with an erection. 

Stephen Miller is incapable of achieving an erection, which is why he’s so angry all the time.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Stephen Miller is incapable of achieving an erection, which is why he’s so angry all the time.

Stephen Miller looks like a walking penis, which is why he’s so angry all the time 

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40 minutes ago, Covri said:

If Stephen Miller were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines and dick.

“Take over feeble American government institution and exploit it”. Man, I feel sorry for whoever that is. 

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Posted
25 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Is prah-leen a thing?

It sure as shit is if you have any NOLA blood in you.

Also, I do not approve of associating the deliciousness of pralines with Stephen Miller in any way.  If he was an ice cream flavor, it would be Shit and Dicks.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

It sure as shit is if you have any NOLA blood in you.

Also, I do not approve of associating the deliciousness of pralines with Stephen Miller in any way.  If he was an ice cream flavor, it would be Shit and Dicks.

Huh. I've never heard it pronounced that way.

Posted
On 6/18/2024 at 4:48 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Leak for Trump: one of the questions will definitely be, “Who won the election in 2020?”

If the moderator doesn’t ask that question, they should be tard and feathered

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