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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

what the hell does this have to do with anything? His campaign should be doing everything they can to tie Harris to Biden considering how unpopular he is. 

he keeps shooting himself in the dick.


I honestly think a lot of Biden’s unpopularity was due to his age and that he was running again. His biggest negative has gone away since July 21st. 

What can be, unburdened by what has been so to say. 

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14 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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Aren’t they appearing together today in Baltimore?

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Trump will be shitting himself in the nursing home one day saying "if Biden had stayed the race, I would've won". Like the majority of Americans, he's really going to appreciate what he had in Joe Biden but now it's too late. 

MAGA whined for years Biden needed to step down because he was too old. Now that he did they are mad. Classic. 

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Aren’t they appearing together today in Baltimore?

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Harris +3, 46-43

11 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I honestly believe he thinks Biden is no longer president.

If you go by the words that he says, yeah, he clearly thinks that. I'm honestly not sure if he thinks Harris is currently President or not.

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Trump will be shitting himself in the nursing home one day saying "if Biden had stayed the race, I would've won". Like the majority of Americans, he's really going to appreciate what he had in Joe Biden but now it's too late. 

He's already doing that every day in Mar-a-lago.

21 minutes ago, The Dog said:

what the hell does this have to do with anything? His campaign should be doing everything they can to tie Harris to Biden considering how unpopular he is. 

he keeps shooting himself in the dick.

Actually, shooting at his dick. It's not an easy target and it hides.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the new auctioneer on Storage Wars!

"I promise to take bids more slowly so the stupid childless cat ladies will understand me! Sure, some of the cat ladies aren't white, but we still love them."

This would be so humiliating if any non-shameless person was in his shoes. Walking across an empty asphalt parking lot to ascend the dais set up in front of loading docks would seem endless. Then you arrive, and there is nobody around except for some malcontent extras who didn't like their box lunches and hate you.

Should you have a dream like that, it would be a nightmare of sinking stomach and heart. That is, if you were not shameless.

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6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If you go by the words that he says, yeah, he clearly thinks that. I'm honestly not sure if he thinks Harris is currently President or not.

 

Well he does think asylum seekers are the same as those from insane asylums so

14 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Trump will be shitting himself in the nursing home   prison one day saying "if Biden had stayed the race, I would've won". Like the majority of Americans, he's really going to appreciate what he had in Joe Biden but now it's too late. 

 

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Price controls are suck

but if you aren’t going to do anything meaningful about collusion and monopolies you need to have them

I mean, it sucks that we live in a world where human avarice seems to trump almost all of our positive attributes. It sucks that people suck. But here were are, so yeah, I'd love to input price controls becuase I don't like fuckig corporate based inflation. 

39 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Joe is bad, but he is good because he hates others that are bad, but he is bad because he hates me, but he is good because he was ripped off so actually it is Kamala who is bad. 

4D chess

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20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

This seems huge:

 

They will lose the senate regardless with West Virginia and Montana flipping red.

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Things are going great…

 

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Lewandowski?  I heard that a dog murderer fucked him.

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Ah, Gropey McGropeface

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

  Nobody proposed any “price controls,” come on.

I’m pretty sure trump did

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Things are going great…

 

No expanded role for Kellyanne. She must be thrilled. 

9 minutes ago, thepop said:

They will lose the senate regardless with West Virginia and Montana flipping red.


Tester’s won tough races before. 

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This guy is the Rick Perry of VP candidates.

 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This guy is the Rick Perry of VP candidates.

 

 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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Like, what does this get him?  What is the goal?  I don't see how it results in more votes for him or less for her.

10 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This guy is the Rick Perry of VP candidates.

 

 

I think I could probably guess that this guy's a couch-fucker even if I didn't already know that he's a couch-fucker.

9 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

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Be careful, there are plenty of shithead women out there as well.  6-Toes Marge, Boobert, Elsie, Dog Killer, Huckabeef, etc. etc. etc.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

Like, what does this get him?  What is the goal?  I don't see how it results in more votes for him or less for her.

It's all about laying the foundation to contest the election when he loses. He'll file lawsuits that she was not a legitimate candidate because Biden won the primaries. It's just throwing grievance shit against the wall. But it's also whining because he spent years making Biden out as the feeble candidate and now that's him. 

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12 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

This guy is the Rick Perry of VP candidates.

 

Vance: "This is not the last time you're going to see me."

Narrator: "VFA Post 92 would never see him again." 

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Be careful, there are plenty of shithead women out there as well.  6-Toes Marge, Boobert, Elsie, Dog Killer, Huckabeef, etc. etc. etc.

Absolutely. Shit flinging is not gonad determinative.

I see Lama’s quote being validated at the ballot box, though I, too, look forward to a female POTUS.

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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It makes me wonder that, if Joe Biden is crooked, why Trump thinks Kamala --- a former prosecutor --- should have anything to do with him.

For those wondering, the RNC "Death Valley" speakers included Marjorie Taylor Greene, Sen. Tim Scott,  Glenn Youngkin, Kristi Noem, and Sean O’Brien (among others).  

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33 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Things are going great…

 

JD might want to put his wife on lockdown. Or maybe he likes to watch, who knows. 

 

Giving Biden day 1 so the Dems can focus on Kamala the rest of the time. Obama Tuesday, Walz Wednesday, Harris Thursday 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Giving Biden day 1 so the Dems can focus on Kamala the rest of the time. Obama Tuesday, Walz Wednesday, Harris Thursday 

I heard Bill Clinton is speaking on Wed. too.  

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Hopefully, Madam President Harris will one day present Joe with the Congressional Medal of Honor, for putting country first.

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I heard Bill Clinton is speaking on Wed. too.  

When will Hulk Hogan be addressing the nation?

5 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Or maybe he likes to watch, who knows. 

Trump VP pick JD Vance is seen posing with three female classmates at boys' urinals in

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I heard Bill Clinton is speaking on Wed. too.  

Hillary is speaking too, not sure the day 

Doug may also get a prime time speech. Michelle also needs a speech 

20 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Keep it up, JD. 

 

JD Vance insists on giving the cashier exact change when he pays $9.99 for something.

5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Trump VP pick JD Vance is seen posing with three female classmates at boys' urinals in

Born to check genitals in the bathroom 

1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:


What can be, unburdened by what has been so to say. 

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22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Like, what does this get him?  What is the goal?  I don't see how it results in more votes for him or less for her.

No need to overthink it. He's trying to goad Biden into speaking out about how he got "railroaded" and make things messy for Democrats.

Because Trump is an incomprehensible moron who cannot possibly understand concepts like greater good.

6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Trump VP pick JD Vance is seen posing with three female classmates at boys' urinals in


It’s pretty clear he was hated in high school for his classmates to keep sending shit like this to the press. 
 

And here I thought just hanging your names as many times as he did was a red flag…

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Born to check genitals in the bathroom 

He better watch out... looks like his gaze is headed toward a confrontation with Vic.

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More of this 

 

Keep talking to seniors about this. 15 more drugs will be up for negotiation next year 

20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

JD might want to put his wife on lockdown. Or maybe he likes to watch, who knows. 

 

And if he doesn't . . . 

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8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Trump VP pick JD Vance is seen posing with three female classmates at boys' urinals in

I did some ridiculously embarrassing, cringe-worthy things from middle school to college to try to find my "in" with girls. Things that, if there were pictures, I literally wouldn't be able to look at them.

...this is on another level.

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