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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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5 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

More base red meat. 

As someone who recently finished up the green card process with my amazing wife who didn’t even plan on staying in this country until she deemed my penis irreplaceable, fuck these fucking cunts.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

I am actually convinced anyone who is voting for Trump or supports the ticket is just an unserious person in every regard. 

“regard” being the operative word.  

3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

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He keeps’em coming back it seems

Well he is Jewish 

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

As someone who recently finished up the green card process with my amazing wife who didn’t even plan on staying in this country until she deemed my penis irreplaceable, fuck these fucking cunts.

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3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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Damn right my man.  This holiday season is gonna be fucking amazing.  Just gotta take out the trash November 5th.  Then I’ll be watching this classic over and over, shitfaced.  

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Well he is Jewish 

Circumstantial  evidence.

1 hour ago, sidis said:

4th&five is not usually the instigator...shit just happens to him. He is more like if you are going to a concert with him, it is guaranteed that the guy that we end up standing next to likely snuck in his cat and his own guitar and is going to try to play along every song himself in the middle of the crowd while on drunk and on heroin. or if you ever get on a flight and the person in the row in front of you is a guy that puts on an S&M mask reciting some anti-vax screed while they have a banana stuck in their rectum, the person behind you is having a seizure from doing too much cocaine in the plane bathroom, and the person across the aisle has their headphones on but is singing Gimme dat Nut or Blowjob Betty along loud enough for the whole plane to hear while coincidentally finding out in flight that she had previously fucked the three different mormon guys in the row behind her and has a kid with one of them that they don't know about and then they get into a fight where a bunch of racist shit is screamed, i guarantee you that you are sitting next to 4th&five who is just sitting there quietly reading a book with earbuds in. i cannot tell you how many football games i have been to with him when people around us that have nothing to do with us either nearly die at the game or are arrested. whenever i see a "florida man" story, i always try to recall if i have witnessed the fact pattern while in his presence. the bizarre part of it is that he is a completely chill and unassuming guy.

wait, were we on the same Spirit flight? 

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

What am I missing? He takes fewer points from Harris than Trump and the net effect is Trump closes the gap?

Can a 34 x felon be flaunting federal law like this ….

 

8 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Circumstantial  evidence.

a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above him

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

What am I missing? He takes fewer points from Harris than Trump and the net effect is Trump closes the gap?

You're missing the part where RFK dropped out so the math is based on those voters going back to Trump and Harris. So more go back to Trump.

35 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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I wonder which party would be most likely to neuter the fda over the years so food companies can jack up profits? 

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3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I wonder which party would be most likely to neuter the fda over the years so food companies can jack up profits? 

I don’t think you do. 

4 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

for you lawyers out there, a new Mother Hubbard…

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Either his mother still cuts his hair, or he told his barber, “just fuck my shit up.”

11 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

for you lawyers out there, a new Mother Hubbard…

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Does dumbass #2 have any staff around him ?

That place had no idea he was coming. An advance person preps them and finds out what to order 

dumbass 2 had no idea what to order. He looked like a huge dumb ass 

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I wonder which party would be most likely to neuter the fda over the years so food companies can jack up profits? 

I think you missed what he is saying.....

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15 minutes ago, Constant said:

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Either his mother still cuts his hair, or he told his barber, “just fuck my shit up.”

Say no more.

10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

An advance person preps them and finds out what to order 

It’s a fucking donut. You order an old fashioned, a Long John or a cake donut. How out of touch to have no idea what kind of donuts to order. Like Hillary 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s a fucking donut. You order an old fashioned, a Long John or a cake donut. How out of touch to have no idea what kind of donuts to order. Like Hillary 


when you’re dealing with a huge dumbass, he must be told exactly what to order so he doesn’t show his dumbassness 

 

A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin !!!!

 

Look at him, he knows exactly what kinds of donuts he prefers.  The problem is that he has no idea how to relate to real people face to face- so he comes off as a cone head. 

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s a fucking donut. You order an old fashioned, a Long John or a cake donut. How out of touch to have no idea what kind of donuts to order. Like Hillary 

Add a cruller and a cinnamon roll and I’m ready for a sugar coma

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

You're missing the part where RFK dropped out so the math is based on those voters going back to Trump and Harris. So more go back to Trump.

If he is already on the ballot, does it actually matter if he drops out? 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

This is great, but isn't it very close to Hillary's majority in 2016, when she lost?

Also, if RFK was going to get something like 2% nationally (allegedly), where do they land, if they still vote at all?

This still feels way too close.  Bafflingly close.  And therefore very dangerous.  I'm just gonna sweat for the next 80 or so days.

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Just got off the phone with my twin brother. UT grad and public school teacher. Told him there was simply no way I could vote for Trump. He said he was going to cancel me out. No big deal , it's Texas after all.

He pulled out all the old tropes. Kamila slept here way to the top. etc. Also said I should go to church more..whatever. 

I only bring this up because I think we need to know what we are up against. He is not only a teacher but his wife was too (retired). Also, they have a special needs down syndrome  child.

When I started bringing up facts like Trump is a serial philanderer and a rapist, he cut me off and changed the subject. But before he did that, mentioned that Rs were better at the economy etc. with a completely uninformed opinion.

I guess he just an R voter and nothing else really matters. I'm just disappointed given his demographics.

BTW I am a construction business owner and a CPA, so by all accounts the results should be swapped.

He didn't watch the the R or D conversations, so he is likely not a voter that would be swayed. So he doesn't matter. He is   close to retirement so not likely he identifies with other teachers.

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

A vote for Trump is a vote for Putin !!!!

 

Can you imagine if somebody said this type of shit with some pigment to their skin?  Holy shit, he’s mind boggling stupid.   

4 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

lol.  On cue!

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

dumbass 2 had no idea what to order. He looked like a huge dumb ass 

 

Counterpoint:  who the hell needs to know what to order in a donut shop?   

 

 

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 


what the fuck is he talking about ?

 

 

 

 

8 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Just got off the phone with my twin brother. UT grad and public school teacher. Told him there was simply no way I could vote for Trump. He said he was going to cancel me out. No big deal , it's Texas after all.

He pulled out all the old tropes. Kamila slept here way to the top. etc. Also said I should go to church more..whatever. 

I only bring this up because I think we need to know what we are up against. He is not only a teacher but his wife was too (retired). Also, they have a special needs down syndrome  child.

When I started bringing up facts like Trump is a serial philanderer and a rapist, he cut me off and changed the subject. But before he did that, mentioned that Rs were better at the economy etc. with a completely uninformed opinion.

I guess he just an R voter and nothing else really matters. I'm just disappointed given his demographics.

BTW I am a construction business owner and a CPA, so by all accounts the results should be swapped.

He didn't watch the the R or D conversations, so he is likely not a voter that would be swayed. So he doesn't matter. He is   close to retirement so not likely he identifies with other teachers.


What church does Trump goto ?

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3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

That’s peak CNN right there.  

Yep. I'm putting that shit show right next to Fox News in the pantheon of mass media entertainment.

He's right about it being impossible to believe. Too bad most of his supporters are mouth breathers who don't have the mental capacity to process statements and come to a rational conclusion.

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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I love this trolling with his own quotes.

  • Trump 2024 - Gramp 'em by the pussy
  • Trump 2024 - man, woman, camera, tv
  • Trump 2024 - hang Mike Pence
  • - Where's Hunter?
  • - Covefe
  • - Bing, bang, boom, bong
  • - Electric Boat vs Sharks?
  • Dictator on the first day

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If you forget about the whole 8 year birther shit I was nice to the guy!

 

13 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

I watched about 15 mins of this and literally almost everything he says is just nonsense.  He said something to the effect that he told the head of the Taliban, I think he called him Abdullah but couldn’t remember his last name that he couldn’t kill any more Americans and that not one soldier was killed in Afghanistan after that until the withdrawal.  It’s lunacy, and those maroons just eat it up.  He literally just says anything that pops in his head without the slightest consideration for truth.

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2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz

 

Maybe Gutfield was about to come on

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I mean, it's not even the most significant cross-party endorsement in the last week.  Maybe top 5 in the last 5 days?

Oh, and the Kennedy political legacy?  Yeah, they aren't playing.

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All of the right wing attacks today are concerning Biden’s 44% capital gains tax rate and are now saying it is Harris’ plan as well. I can’t find anything other than these attacks. Has she said anything?

1 minute ago, TexasHooch said:

I mean, it's not even the most significant cross-party endorsement in the last week.  Maybe top 5?

Fuck that little Goebbles wannabe. 

3 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I don’t know what that means

IYKYK
 

Spoiler

 

 

33 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

So now he cares about migrant children?  I'm sure he's pissed they are sex slaves and he didn't get to bang any of them.

4 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

I mean, it's not even the most significant cross-party endorsement in the last week.  Maybe top 5 in the last 5 days?

Look, "Texas Hooch" if in fact that is your real name, it says "scion" and "heir."  SCION and HEIR.  It automatically trumps* all other cross party endorsements.

*see what I did there?

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12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Good.  Overconfidence is something this campaign does not need.

 

 

Behind on the thread but need to make sure everyone fucking votes and not thinking this is a done deal

3 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

All of the right wing attacks today are concerning Biden’s 44% capital gains tax rate and are now saying it is Harris’ plan as well. I can’t find anything other than these attacks. Has she said anything?

One of the ways that you know things are going well for the Democrats and poorly for the Republicans at this moment is that the Republicans are all of sudden trying to make this a policy election. THIS IS NOT A POLICY ELECTION. 

16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Lulz

 

He knows no one wants to hear the same shit twice in the same half hour.

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