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Posted
7 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Has anyone else already started mentally scripting their reaction and relief when orange man is finally gone?

I’m thinking of taking a break from the internet.

I'm looking forward to not caring about politics so much.

There's a significant portion of Gen Z that has been tainted by trumpism, but it'll be easier to rebut them when we'll be able to call him a 3 time loser who won on a lousy goaltending call one time long ago.

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Well, when you can't be pinned down on a position because you change it every day, you can't be labeled a flip-flopper. Checkmate, libs!

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, quigley said:

Shouldn't this be left to the states too?

Makes the flip-flopper allegations vs Harris look silly.

 

abbott / paxton have zero interest in non white Texas babies

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Posted
1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Love the Swifties. My wife and my daughter are both Swifties and I can speak on good authority that those two fucking keep score.

Blink twice if you are under duress.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Putting in extra work to win over women.

Ironically, being a pageant girl from South Carolina, that woman is very likely a Trump supporter.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Ironically, being a pageant girl from South Carolina, that woman is very likely a Trump supporter.

Trump probably tried to fuck her or see her naked. 

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17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well, when you can't be pinned down on a position because you change it every day, you can't be labeled a flip-flopper. Checkmate, libs!

The sad thing is, that is 100% the play.  Attack Trump because he's anti-abortion?  WRONGO, LIBTARD -- SEE THIS QUOTE WHERE HE SAYS HE WANTS TO PROTECT ABORTION RIGHTS!  Attack Trump because he's not pro-life enough?  WRONGO, IDIOT!  SEE THIS QUOTE WHERE HE SAYS HE'S PRO-LIFE AND PROUD OF OVERTURNING ROE V. WADE, HE DID THAT!

It's the dumbest fucking thing, but it has worked over and over and over again.

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Putting in extra work to win over women.

These guys are legitimately terrible at this.  Holy shit.  Honestly, it's incredible to watch.

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Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

These guys are legitimately terrible at this.  Holy shit.  Honestly, it's incredible to watch.

"Vouz avez un nez... très grand." [I fucked up. Start it at 1:50.]

 

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I'm looking forward to not caring about politics so much.
There's a significant portion of Gen Z that has been tainted by trumpism, but it'll be easier to rebut them when we'll be able to call him a 3 time loser who won on a lousy goaltending call one time long ago.

They really don't remember a time without him. I've had to tell all my kids that this is not normal. This isn't how politics used to be, and after he's left the planet, maybe it'll be normal again.
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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Bloomberg/Morning Consult:

WI: Harris 52-44

PA: Harris 51-47

NV: Harris 49-45

MI: Harris 49-46

GA: Harris 49-47

NC: Harris 49-47

Arizona: 48-48

I think Harris stomps his ass in AZ, but GA might go to dotard due to voter suppression shenanigans.

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Saw a tweet the other day where some guy was basically saying turnip started running for president when he was in the 6th grade and now he’s a senior in college and turnip is still running for president. I can’t believe it’s been that long. 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Saw a tweet the other day where some guy was basically saying turnip started running for president when he was in the 6th grade and now he’s a senior in college and turnip is still running for president. I can’t believe it’s been that long. 

Sounds like the kid skipped a couple of grades.

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17 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Everything sounds great in a Mexican radio announcer's voice. Those motherfuckers love life, every word hitting like fresh rivets from a dude who just found out his 20-year-old mistress is going to name her baby after him and this one will bring him pride, hombre, not like that slacker poet gorducho ese sitting on the sofa at home playing sus bloop bloop bloop videojueguiiiitos to' el pinche día weyyy.

Yeah. So when I taught Spanish, and Tyler and Kendra would mope through their readings, I'd stop them, and ask them to get in touch with their inner Mexican radio announcers. Dunno if it helped, but at least I was less bored.

Sabado SABADO SABADO!!!

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Posted
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I think Harris stomps his ass in AZ, but GA might go to dotard due to voter suppression shenanigans.

I don’t want to be that guy because i don’t believe any fucking radical republican since all they do is lie, but it feels like kemp is trying to be the person known for getting America/reupblians back to normalcy. Him asking if he can replace those board of electors or whatever shocked the fuck out of me. 

Either he’s trying to make a name for himself for a prime run, he’s a good guy at heart, or he’s fucking everyone slowly with his shade.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I don’t want to be that guy because i don’t believe any fucking radical republican since all they do is lie, but it feels like kemp is trying to be the person known for getting America/reupblians back to normalcy. Him asking if he can replace those board of electors or whatever shocked the fuck out of me. 

Either he’s trying to make a name for himself for a prime run, he’s a good guy at heart, or he’s fucking everyone slowly with his shade.

He wants to run for senate in 26 or President in 28 if Trump loses. 

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I don’t want to be that guy because i don’t believe any fucking radical republican since all they do is lie, but it feels like kemp is trying to be the person known for getting America/reupblians back to normalcy. Him asking if he can replace those board of electors or whatever shocked the fuck out of me. 

Either he’s trying to make a name for himself for a prime run, he’s a good guy at heart, or he’s fucking everyone slowly with his shade.

Fuck him.  He and turnip kissed and made up last week so he's still the same shitass he always was.

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Saw a tweet the other day where some guy was basically saying turnip started running for president when he was in the 6th grade and now he’s a senior in college and turnip is still running for president. I can’t believe it’s been that long. 

That would be 16 years. That goes back to 2008. Trump ran in 2015. From 2008 until then he was peddling the birther conspiracy theory but he wasn’t running for president. He ran on the Reform Party ticket in 2000 but was never a serious contender and that’s out of the timeframe anyway. 

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Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

That would be 16 years. That goes back to 2008. Trump ran in 2015. From 2008 until then he was peddling the birther conspiracy theory but he wasn’t running for president. He ran on the Reform Party ticket in 2000 but was never a serious contender and that’s out of the timeframe anyway. 

Yeah, I ‘member Romney having to go kiss the ring in 2012 

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That would be 16 years. 

A senior in college would effectively be in 16th grade.  

That’s ten years after 6th grade, so that sounds like it’s in the ballpark.  2015 -> 2024.

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Probably posted here somewhere, but Dotard says now he was "set up" by the current administration, at Arlington National Cemetery. 

This is just yet another example of something that would have completely tanked any other campaign in history. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Probably posted here somewhere, but Dotard says now he was "set up" by the current administration, at Arlington National Cemetery. 

Kamala made me do the thumbs up!

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Posted
8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That would be 16 years. That goes back to 2008. Trump ran in 2015. From 2008 until then he was peddling the birther conspiracy theory but he wasn’t running for president. He ran on the Reform Party ticket in 2000 but was never a serious contender and that’s out of the timeframe anyway. 

Huh? 16 years?

its 100% possible for a 6th grader in 2014 to be a college senior right now.

 

But let’s not derail this…

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Just read that IVF costs 15-30k per cycle and is sometimes not successful, necessitating another round.

I just wonder what conservatives who actually favor small government must think of this.  I really don't understand it, to be honest. He's not going to get any women who weren't going to vote for him before to vote for him because of this but he very well might lose some of the traditional small government conservatives who are nauseated by the pandering. 

It offers up an opportunity for Kamala: "Look, these treatments are incredibly costly. They will grow the debt at a time when fiscal responsibility is in order.  Government should not be a nanny state."  

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Posted (edited)
10 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

She is going to completely steal this idea within the next 24 hours.

As she should. Anytime turnip says he will do anything that the dems agree with (that they have clearly outlined he was previously against), they should double down and keep pulling the rope. It will pull turnip in a glass corner and she can fuck the shit out him at the debates. 

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Posted
7 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

My fear has always been that those people will vote for the abortion referendum and then, thinking that they've protected abortion rights in their state, feel able to vote for Trump for president.

If they are paying attention enough to know that abortion is on the ballot and are concerned enough to support it, they most likely know Vance wants to shut it down nationally and that Trump has flip-flopped on it multiple times.

Posted
20 minutes ago, Welch said:

A senior in college would effectively be in 16th grade.  

That’s ten years after 6th grade, so that sounds like it’s in the ballpark.  2015 -> 2024.

Oops. Heh heh. I think after calculating the 16th grade I forgot where I was and that turned into 16 years. Trying to divide my attention between that, the Rutgers game, and the UNC-Minnesota pregame. (Go Gophers!)

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Posted
6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bro was in Marines, he probably believes shit like Army is beneath him.

And those of us who were in the Army know you have to keep bowls of crayons around so the Marines don’t get too hungry.

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