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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.


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9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bloomberg/Morning Consult:

WI: Harris 52-44

PA: Harris 51-47

NV: Harris 49-45

MI: Harris 49-46

GA: Harris 49-47

NC: Harris 49-47

Arizona: 48-48

with bounce

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27 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

But Kamala doesn’t have any policies. She never talks about them. 

This is Trump’s speech on the economy. 

 

Fox was airing this and cut away mid sentence for Kamala’s rally lol

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Posted
15 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Everyone's clowning on the idiots who are trying to make this a thing.

I waited tables at Convict Hill Restaurant a jillion years ago.  While I was there, they instituted an AYCE fried shrimp night.  In order to have sufficient available fried shrimp to reload plates, they just kept frying batches and dumping them into a big metal bin under a heat lamp where the rest of the food orders would come up.  I'd stand there waiting on my other plates (a steak, meatloaf, whatever).....and pop fried shrimp into my mouth by the dozen.  Seriously, I'd eat probably 40 shrimp a shift every night we ran that special.

I was either never caught, or nobody who saw me gave a shit.

NO RAGRETS.

Also, "Server at Convict Hill Restaurant" hasn't ever been on any of my resumes.  Although maybe it should be.

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

Hey, @Brisketexan--anything you want to tell the people about your time as an employee of the Red Lobster Corporation, Inc?

Beat ya to it.  And it wasn't from my time at Red Lobster (and a fine time that was as well).

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43 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

If you're not with them (in any capacity), you are the enemy.  It's how he has always operated. The Army said he shouldn't have pulled that stunt at Arlington, so he's gonna tell them to fuck off.  

I am pretty comfortable with a former coup-plotter further alienating the Army.

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15 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bloomberg/Morning Consult:

WI: Harris 52-44

PA: Harris 51-47

NV: Harris 49-45

MI: Harris 49-46

GA: Harris 49-47

NC: Harris 49-47

Arizona: 48-48

Nbc Brooklyn 99 GIF by Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Posted
2 hours ago, Js1 said:

Kamala not running from the border issue at all in her new Spanish language spot

 

More people should call Trump a charlatan, in any language

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4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Perhaps religious psychopaths planning to murder thousands of her fans is part of the reason Taylor Swift is hesitant to come out with a strong endorsement. I would imagine this possibility enters her mind with more shows coming up in the US and Canada. 

https://apnews.com/article/taylor-swift-cia-vienna-concerts-foiled-attack-7e454af63efcff2a3ab0a20c718aba8d

1) Let's be clear, the reason that Austria doesn't allow its law enforcement investigatory access to text messages is because they don't want to upset all the fucking nazis still there, many of whom are involved in the current Austrian government.

2) The differences between MAGA and ISIS are a) generally, skin tone, and b) cross vs. crescent.  That's about it.

If you think MAGA wouldn't attack a Taylor Swift concert if she came out hard for Kamala, you haven't been paying attention.  

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

More people should call Trump a charlatan, in any language

But goddamn, doesn't it sound great in spanish?

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50 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Love the Swifties. My wife and my daughter are both Swifties and I can speak on good authority that those two fucking keep score.

Keeping score. It's what women do because it's their best weapon against male stupidity.

The chuckle fuck alpha dip shit maga cunts are completely oblivious to this, and there's about to be a reckoning.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

That tie is 8 feet long 

Just appears that way because he's got his pants pulled all the way up to his armpits to full cover his FUPA

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Posted
7 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Has anyone else already started mentally scripting their reaction and relief when orange man is finally gone?

I’m thinking of taking a break from the internet.

I'm looking forward to not caring about politics so much.

There's a significant portion of Gen Z that has been tainted by trumpism, but it'll be easier to rebut them when we'll be able to call him a 3 time loser who won on a lousy goaltending call one time long ago.

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Well, when you can't be pinned down on a position because you change it every day, you can't be labeled a flip-flopper. Checkmate, libs!

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, quigley said:

Shouldn't this be left to the states too?

Makes the flip-flopper allegations vs Harris look silly.

 

abbott / paxton have zero interest in non white Texas babies

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1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Love the Swifties. My wife and my daughter are both Swifties and I can speak on good authority that those two fucking keep score.

Blink twice if you are under duress.

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Posted
9 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Putting in extra work to win over women.

Ironically, being a pageant girl from South Carolina, that woman is very likely a Trump supporter.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Ironically, being a pageant girl from South Carolina, that woman is very likely a Trump supporter.

Trump probably tried to fuck her or see her naked. 

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17 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well, when you can't be pinned down on a position because you change it every day, you can't be labeled a flip-flopper. Checkmate, libs!

The sad thing is, that is 100% the play.  Attack Trump because he's anti-abortion?  WRONGO, LIBTARD -- SEE THIS QUOTE WHERE HE SAYS HE WANTS TO PROTECT ABORTION RIGHTS!  Attack Trump because he's not pro-life enough?  WRONGO, IDIOT!  SEE THIS QUOTE WHERE HE SAYS HE'S PRO-LIFE AND PROUD OF OVERTURNING ROE V. WADE, HE DID THAT!

It's the dumbest fucking thing, but it has worked over and over and over again.

15 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Putting in extra work to win over women.

These guys are legitimately terrible at this.  Holy shit.  Honestly, it's incredible to watch.

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Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

These guys are legitimately terrible at this.  Holy shit.  Honestly, it's incredible to watch.

"Vouz avez un nez... très grand." [I fucked up. Start it at 1:50.]

 

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I'm looking forward to not caring about politics so much.
There's a significant portion of Gen Z that has been tainted by trumpism, but it'll be easier to rebut them when we'll be able to call him a 3 time loser who won on a lousy goaltending call one time long ago.

They really don't remember a time without him. I've had to tell all my kids that this is not normal. This isn't how politics used to be, and after he's left the planet, maybe it'll be normal again.
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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Bloomberg/Morning Consult:

WI: Harris 52-44

PA: Harris 51-47

NV: Harris 49-45

MI: Harris 49-46

GA: Harris 49-47

NC: Harris 49-47

Arizona: 48-48

I think Harris stomps his ass in AZ, but GA might go to dotard due to voter suppression shenanigans.

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Posted

Saw a tweet the other day where some guy was basically saying turnip started running for president when he was in the 6th grade and now he’s a senior in college and turnip is still running for president. I can’t believe it’s been that long. 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Saw a tweet the other day where some guy was basically saying turnip started running for president when he was in the 6th grade and now he’s a senior in college and turnip is still running for president. I can’t believe it’s been that long. 

Sounds like the kid skipped a couple of grades.

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