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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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39 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Tell it to judge that is presiding over whichever fraud cases, pretty difficult to track these days, especially with the amount of fraud your businesses commit-- should cover about anything that spews out of his pie hole.   I mean who are you gonna believe, the courts or your fraudulent mouth that's asking for diplomatic immunity for your crimes?  Which crimes do you hope to commit during another 4 year term? Geez, this is just easy.  

Yeah, and if you're in court, you have a judge correcting the crazy person's nonsense.  There's no fact checking here.  Just a shit spewing moron who can't shut up.  Coming off well against when you're trying to argue facts and logic against shit spewing orangutan is more difficult than appearing confident and knowledgeable in a reasoned debate.

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1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

Yeah, and if you're in court, you have a judge correcting the crazy person's nonsense.  There's no fact checking here.  Just a shit spewing moron who can't shut up.  Coming off well against when you're trying to argue facts and logic against shit spewing orangutan is more difficult than appearing confident and knowledgeable in a reasoned debate.

It will be, so keep it short and simple.  All facts are against Trump.  And nobody, but nobody is there to hear him drivel nonsense for two hours.  Kamala is a bright leader that has absolutely dominated him this far, because like all bright leaders, she's surrounded herself with tough, bright staff.  And I think they'll solve this puzzle that is a ball of shit wrapped in dog shit. Everything coming from Trump's mouth is a lie.  There is nothing he can stand on that's real.  She can point that out whenever she wants to and that's an amazing gift to be given.  She can also say he smells bad, just like his policies, so get his stinky self out from behind her.  She's not one of the women he gets to grab by the pussy, and wind-up paying hush money to.  

Seriously - she shouldn't even waste her time addressing the lies with her time.  She should just have a sign that she holds up periodically whenever he lies during his time that says "That's a lie - go to Trumpsafuckingliar.com to get the truth ..."

This is a fantastic idea. Along with the air horn for when he talks over his time.
12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

She is/was part of that muzik mafia group in Nashville with John Rich, who is a proud longhorn

Shit, that douchebag is a Longhorn?  

She should very clearly state Trump's position on the issue at hand when it's her turn.  If she gets the question first, say "Donald will tell you ___, and here's how I disagree".  If she's on the rebuttal, say "Donald didn't clarify very well but this is his position on ___".  Control the narrative.

Except she should refer to him as “this dipshit” and point with her thumb.

apropos of the election here in Florida...  I was looking for some exotic ingredients and went to a large asian market in a more blue collar (immigrant) part of town.   At checkout,  a mid 20's looking Southeastern asian lady was rocking a red Maga hat and an Oath Keeper tshirt.  Last place in the world I was expecting to see a wild Trumpkin.   A little frustrating, but the little Banh Mi joint around the corner made up for it.

4 hours ago, mdmost said:

I don't believe so. I think it's the same rules as the last debate. I'm very leery about this. I know a lot of people think she'll mop the floor with him but I think it will be like Hillary's debate with him where he will be able to say and do whatever he wants. She will have emphasis placed on any times she shows anger or disgust with what he says. I'm fully prepared for the media to can't win her while letting him be the utter pig he is with no discussion about it. 

This is true, but a few key differences. Hillary Clinton was well, a Clinton. In 2016 a lot of people were looking for any reason not to vote for her. Trump was an unknown commodity. Now most of those people are kicking themselves for NOT voting for her and unleashing this hell upon us. At that time Trump hadn't thrown women's bodily autonomy in the shitter. So I think with a large demographic, they actually could care less how she acts on that stage. They are pissed off, and it is for this reason I think she has a lot more rope than Hillary did in 2016. People really do not want this dude in the WH at all, and are tired of MAGA in general.

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I think Harris should start off by asking Trump if he is even eligible to vote in the coming election.

She needs to demonstrate why she is better than Trump. Let him rant and throw shit against the wall. Answer the questions asked of you so that undecideds can see you are the serious candidate and he is grandpa shitting his diaper. She can't spend her time answer lie after lie. If he misrepresents your position then correct him. She won't get caught flatfooted like Biden did. But she can't just be the anti-Trump. She has to deliver a vision. 

She should just ridicule the fuck out of him the entire time. That would do better than actually trying to debate with actual words and logic. This isn’t a debate, this is a loudest mouth wins contest.
2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

that pic is from around 2006.  this is modern day Gretchen (the one on the left):

 

1) What a middle-aged, got-some-hard-miles-on-her skank of a curvy brunette.

2).....

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39 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Shania is a smoke show still....

When she first rose to stardom, I heard a guy offer the assessment of "Shania?  I wouldn't deny'a!", which cracked me up coming from him. That guy....is now a senior figure in conservative political circles.

https://jewishdems.org/jdca-polling-home-page/current-jewish-electorate-research/

Harris leads 72-25 with American Jews (Biden was winning them 67-26 last time this was done in April).  It is hard to find 2020 exit polling of Jews, but the Republican Jewish Coalition found it was 61-32 Biden.  

Harris +38 favorability with Jews, Biden +25
Trump 76% unfavorable with Jews, Vance 73%, GOP 76%

Israel is really fucking far down the list for American Jews when it comes to 2024 issues - 9th out of 11 issues.  They also hate Bibi (30/63 favorables)

80% of Jews disagree with Trump's statement that any Jew who votes Dem hates their religion and should be ashamed.  And a whopping 84% believe that is anti-Semitic 

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22 minutes ago, locodos said:

mid 20's looking Southeastern asian lady

was she with a husband? I bet it would explain a lot (40s-50s, white, "self-made" body shop owner or plumber or something like that)

"reports now show" doing an incredible amount of heavy lifting in that sentence (but yeah, some wild stuff going around MAGA twitter right now).

 

 

The age of disinformation is really ramping up, with the VP candidate leading the charge. 

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2 hours ago, Gap03 said:

Seriously - she shouldn't even waste her time addressing the lies with her time.  She should just have a sign that she holds up periodically whenever he lies during his time that says "That's a lie - go to Trumpsafuckingliar.com to get the truth ..."

 

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Props aren’t allowed. 

Maybe she just write “Trump” and “Liar” on her eyelids and blinks slowly while he talks.

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31 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

was she with a husband? I bet it would explain a lot (40s-50s, white, "self-made" body shop owner or plumber or something like that)

Nope, she was with an older lady that I assumed was her mother.

57 minutes ago, locodos said:

apropos of the election here in Florida...  I was looking for some exotic ingredients and went to a large asian market in a more blue collar (immigrant) part of town.   At checkout,  a mid 20's looking Southeastern asian lady was rocking a red Maga hat and an Oath Keeper tshirt.  Last place in the world I was expecting to see a wild Trumpkin.   A little frustrating, but the little Banh Mi joint around the corner made up for it.

You going to post the pics of that Banh Mi or just fuck the rules now? 

20 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

How bad could anyone  possibly look that something like that could happen?

 

 

 

 


(checks board)

Oh.

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I wear a long sleeve fishing shirt every time I'm in the sun.

Melanoma is no joke.

4 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

You going to post the pics of that Banh Mi or just fuck the rules now? 

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This is someone else's pic.   $8 and go to the park and eat it at a picnic table under a Poinciana Tree.   Protip... get extra napkins... it's a juicy crusty sandwich.  I get BBQ and Pate

On 9/7/2024 at 8:37 AM, Biff Tannen said:

I guess they've got the money for silly stunts.  Maybe it will turn a few college kids.

Dude, flying a plane banner is a couple grand, tops. That whole spread of theirs cost maybe 10k and probably got 500k eyeballs, plus all the eyeballs as it travels over the internet. It's likely the most inexpensive piece of wide-level exposure possible. 

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25 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Did GWB endorse Trump in '16 or '20? I can't recall.

 

No

42 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"reports now show" doing an incredible amount of heavy lifting in that sentence (but yeah, some wild stuff going around MAGA twitter right now).

 

Just like Aurora, the local PD has come out and said it's false.  And the local PD would 100% be on board with demonizing Haitian and Venezuelan immigrants, so we know it must truly be false

 

 

The republican nominee for Vice-President posted something because someone read something on facebook. 

I'm sure the Hell's Angels will be right along to save Ohio from all of these Haitians!

37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Dude, flying a plane banner is a couple grand, tops. That whole spread of theirs cost maybe 10k and probably got 500k eyeballs, plus all the eyeballs as it travels over the internet. It's likely the most inexpensive piece of wide-level exposure possible. 

Wide level exposure 

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17 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

This country is so cooked.

 

 

This is what happens when the lazy migrant hordes take off a fall and don't give Fox the scary imagery they need in preparation for the election - the GQP have to fall back to Facebook / Twitter for super-scary (but obviously bullshit) anecdotes to make up for the lack of Fox airtime.  Gawwwd, these MFers have no fucking shame.

3 hours ago, bluto said:

“I would have voted for him because, even though he was offensive, he seemed honest. Do you want straight or polite? Not that you shouldn’t be able to have both. If I were voting, I just don’t want bullshit,”
 

She’s a fucking moron. 

Vance: "Migrants are eating cats and shit in Ohio! Where's our border czar????"

1) That's not happening and 2) she's not a border czar. Other than that, great job today, you fucking neanderthal. 

I guess enough Hispanics are pushing back on his rhetoric, so he found an ethnic group to attack that doesn't necessarily vote. God we're a stupid fucking country.

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Vance: "Migrants are eating cats and shit in Ohio! Where's our border czar????"

1) That's not happening and 2) she's not a border czar. Other than that, great job today, you fucking neanderthal. 

If only a senator from Ohio was informed, maybe they could do something to help!

On 9/7/2024 at 4:50 PM, Chopper said:

Kamala Harris walked into Pittsburgh's Penzeys Spices on Saturday

 

Diaper Don saw the Penzeys video, promptly shit his pants and began smashing all the herbs and spices in his kitchen against the wall. Fortunately for the cleaning staff his kitchen is only stocked with salt and vanilla. 

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Lol he wants to run against Biden so bad 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lol he wants to run against Biden so bad 

He's gonna get de-cleated tomorrow night and he knows it. 

14 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Diaper Don saw the Penzeys video, promptly shit his pants and began smashing all the herbs and spices in his kitchen against the wall. Fortunately for the cleaning staff his kitchen is only stocked with salt and vanilla. 

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BINGO!

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Vance's policy for childcare is to make the grandparents do it for you

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3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's gonna get de-cleated tomorrow night and he knows it. 

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4 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Nikki has seen the internal numbers (or was told). She knows this is where Trump is getting killed. They’re trying everything to make it stop. This is one of Trump’s favorite shows. They know he is watching. This interview and comment was for a party of one.  But Donald won’t listen. Especially not coming from a woman.

The fact that Trump is publicly saying he's going to prosecute al kinds of election officials, judges, donors, election workers, etc. for stealing the election means he believes he's already lost, and is laying the groundwork to once again tell everybody that the election was stolen from him, and it's not his fault.

4 hours ago, retread said:

I think a quick 'this is not a serious candidate and he won't even answer the questions posed to him' will be enough to rattle him a bit. Then go on to her answer.

Or just mock him for refusing the answer the question, say he's too scared to answer the question because he's afraid he'll upset MAGA - witness his trying to dance around abortion, which he knows is a losing issue for Republicans. 

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25 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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Slobberin' Steve Sarkisian goes to an ultra Wing T, Pass Hating, "big house", which I hear has terrible, overrated defense, and calls for "composure." As people begin to realize that he is a Californian, FAR MORE CREATIVE than Crazy Nick Saban, or even Pete "Big Balls" Carroll, his AP rating is beginning to crash. Who is Texas going to put in next? How about a Herman comeback?

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Well thanks for nothing, because Redneck Woman has been stuck in my head all morning at the gym

Count me among the fortunate souls who have never heard the song. 

I assume it’s about a woman who takes her kids to Walmart - and how her inattention leads to one of them (the youngest) being injured in the store by her siblings. 

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3 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Slobberin' Steve Sarkisian goes to an ultra Wing T, Pass Hating, "big house", which I hear has terrible, overrated defense, and calls for "composure." As people begin to realize that he is a Californian, FAR MORE CREATIVE than Crazy Nick Saban, or even Pete "Big Balls" Carroll, his AP rating is beginning to crash. Who is Texas going to put in next? How about a Herman comeback?

Keep that shit out of CR!

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