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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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Count me among the fortunate souls who have never heard the song. 
I assume it’s about a woman who takes her kids to Walmart - and how her inattention leads to one of them (the youngest) being injured in the store by her siblings. 

Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah
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2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah

That's uncalled for

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reversed the brain dead court of appeals decisions, 5-2

9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah

So - I nailed it!

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

reversed the brain dead court of appeals decisions, 5-2

In before Justice Alito

12 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'Cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey ya'll" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy as those models on TV
No, I don't need no designer tag
To make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters
Out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say, "hey y'all" and "yee-haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "hell yeah"
From the redneck girls like me (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah (Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah


That sounds like a song written by Chat GPT.  "Hey Chat GPT, write a song about redneck women and include a pickup truck, drinking beer at honky tonks, driving an 18 wheeler, and babies"

Chat GPT responds:

 

Well, I'm a redneck woman, born and bred,
With a pickup truck and a queen-sized bed.
I cruise the backroads, dust in my hair,
Got a cooler full of beer, don't need no flair.
 
(Chorus)
I'm a redneck woman, tough as nails,
You'll find me at the honky-tonk,
where the jukebox wails.
I drive an 18-wheeler, or ride shotgun with my man,
With a baby on my hip, I'm the heart of this land.
 
(Verse 2)
I ain't into fancy, I'm a simple gal,
Give me a cold one, and I'll tell you all.
About my life in denim, boots, and a tank top,
Living loud, loving hard, never gonna stop.
 
(Chorus)
I'm a redneck woman, ain't no high-class dame,
I'm just a product of my raising, call it by my name.
I say "yee-haw" and "howdy", keep my life straightforward,
My truck's my castle, and my dog's my bodyguard.
 
(Bridge)
We roll into town, headlights shining bright,
Tailgate's down, we're living right.
With country music blaring, under the stars we dance,
In the back of that truck, we take a chance.
 
(Verse 3)
I know every word to Hank and Waylon too,
My life's a country song, through and through. W
ith babies laughing, and beer cans clinking,
This redneck life, ain't no one shrinking.
 
(Chorus)
I'm a redneck woman, with a heart of gold,
In my world, stories are bold.
I keep my roots deep, in the Southern soil,
Here's to my sisters, with country style.
 
(Outro)
S
o here's to all my sisters, out there keeping it real,
Let me hear a big "hell yeah", let's feel that thrill.
Hell yeah, for the redneck girls like me,
Living our truth, wild and free.
 
 

Edited by Horn Under a Bad Sign

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NC, MI, WI, NV = win (273)

In 538's simulator, if Harris wins NC, she wins the Electoral College 91% of the time

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Just now, Js1 said:

Animated GIF

 

NC, MI, WI, NV = win (273)

What happened to add it to the pile?

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

What happened to add it to the pile?

I don't think I like you today.

Just now, Js1 said:

I don't think I like you today.

Add him to the pile.

BUT THE NYT POLL LAST WEEK SHOWS TRUMP AHEAD NATION-WIDE.

JFC, they were even stirring panic on NPR this morning with that one single poll, that if IIRC, JS found was +3 R within the sample.

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3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Add him to the pile.

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4 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

BUT THE NYT POLL LAST WEEK SHOWS TRUMP AHEAD NATION-WIDE.

JFC, they were even stirring panic on NPR this morning with that one single poll, that if IIRC, JS found was +3 R within the sample.

It was.

Their June poll was dead even (31-31-31 D/R/I) and their September poll was suddenly 31-34-29 D/R/I.  Remember that Gallup had Dems at 78% enthusiasm compared to GOP's 64% just a week and a half ago

2020 was D+1 (37/36/26) and 2016 was D+3 (36/33/31)

 

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36 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Might be the greatest troll job by a politician I've ever seen.

She should take one out on the debate stage with her and tell everyone and mark it down as they go. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

She should take one out on the debate stage with her and tell everyone and mark it down as they go. 

Four minutes into the debate: 

Trump: "The January 6 hostages have been treated very unfairly by Comrade Harris!"

Harris: "Bingo!! (holds up card)" 

26 minutes ago, Underdog said:

You mofos made me do it... 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Gap03 said:

This is what happens when the lazy migrant hordes take off a fall and don't give Fox the scary imagery they need in preparation for the election - the GQP have to fall back to Facebook / Twitter for super-scary (but obviously bullshit) anecdotes to make up for the lack of Fox airtime.  Gawwwd, these MFers have no fucking shame.

Ohio has Haitians eating cats, we had UncleBoobs 

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Did GWB endorse Trump in '16 or '20? I can't recall.

 

I think the last POTUS candidate that W endorsed was Romney in 2012.

 

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I liked the song, and I like her as a singer, but anyone surprised at her endorsement of Trump has not been paying attention.

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4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Holy shit!

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That is an epic graphic

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Animated GIF

 

NC, MI, WI, NV = win (273)

In 538's simulator, if Harris wins NC, she wins the Electoral College 91% of the time

Yesterday: Kamala losing the popular vote

Today: Kamala winning NC by 3

 

This really is an election where you can frame it however the fuck you want.

TIL there's a song called "Redneck Woman."

Also, based on the lyrics does this qualify as "bra country"? 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

Just now, DDD Dad said:

TIL there's a song called "Redneck Woman."

Also, based on the lyrics does this qualify as "bra country"? 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

Angry Half Baked GIF

3 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

TIL there's a song called "Redneck Woman."

Also, based on the lyrics does this qualify as "bra country"? 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

No that would be “Brenda put your bra on” by Ashley mcbryde. 
 

I’ll let @tbone_ post the lyrics 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

6 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

I'll show myself out.

Oh, no need for that, we've already decided to toss your ass out.

58 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Animated GIF

 

NC, MI, WI, NV = win (273)

In 538's simulator, if Harris wins NC, she wins the Electoral College 91% of the time

 

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15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Happy Ryan Gosling GIF by Warner Bros. Deutschland

Yeah, the Virginia Beach race I talked about, where Kiggans won by 10k, and IA-01, that the GOP won by 6 votes in 2020. 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

A second Harris +3 poll has dropped 

NORTH CAROLINA: Harris 49%, Trump 46%, Stein 1%

GEORGIA: Trump 49%, Harris 45%, West 1%, De la Cruz 1%

https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3904

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Diaper Don saw the Penzeys video, promptly shit his pants and began smashing all the herbs and spices in his kitchen against the wall. Fortunately for the cleaning staff his kitchen is only stocked with salt and vanilla. 

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He thinks ketchup is a spice.

What really gets him is he tells all those "A big burly man with tears in his eyes..." stories, but not once has anyone seen it since it's only in his imagination.

Kamala has unscripted genuine moments where people are excited to see her.  Trump is too bug of a baby, germaphobe, afraid of hugs, falling over because of lifts, or people smelling a soiled diaper.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The fact that Trump is publicly saying he's going to prosecute al kinds of election officials, judges, donors, election workers, etc. for stealing the election means he believes he's already lost, and is laying the groundwork to once again tell everybody that the election was stolen from him, and it's not his fault.

Or just mock him for refusing the answer the question, say he's too scared to answer the question because he's afraid he'll upset MAGA - witness his trying to dance around abortion, which he knows is a losing issue for Republicans. 

a "you can't handle the truth" moment?

7 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

a "you can't handle the truth" moment?

How about "Jesus, Donnie -- you couldn't tell the truth if Egypt paid you $10 million to do it.  So...what DID they pay you that $10 million for?"

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

TIL there's a song called "Redneck Woman."

Also, based on the lyrics does this qualify as "bra country"? 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll show myself out.

A guy whose daughter wears a triple D would probably know.

 

 

*I know that TriDelt is.

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front page right now of a leading purveyor of word games - ya hate to see it.

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About fucking time

Just now, safe sex said:

About fucking time

No fucking kidding.  FINALLY, they fucking address the insanely, ridiculously obvious - he's an unhinged demented addled psychopath.  Call it what it is, for fuck's sake.

38 minutes ago, Chopper said:

front page right now of a leading purveyor of word games - ya hate to see it.

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NYT Pitchbot:  Trump is crazy.  Why this is a problem for Harris.

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The fact that these polls aren't way more lopsided is absurd. People flat aren't listening to anything he is saying and are just on a team. The guy is a blathering dangerous idiot. This country needs a hard reset and I have no idea how that is even possible at this point. Some of the shit I hear people quote out in the wild as truth makes so little sense and is EASILY proven false. It just gives me little hope that anyone on one team gives two shits about this country. I take weeks off from the media for my sanity and just exist in the world. Then I step back in and see what crazy shit happened. Oh boy, it is wild to see how transparently bullshit of a world we live in.

If more people would step away from socials, mainstream, cook bullshit and just exist, it would possibly solve some issues. We don't all have to be so gd wound up all the time. I am guilty as hell of it too. I dont have socials, but i haven't opened CR for awhile just to stay sane. Just have to unplug some and reset.

 

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ousux

2 minutes ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Some of the shit I hear people quote out in the wild as truth makes so little sense and is EASILY proven false.

The republican nominee for Vice-President did that today.

Anyone that listens to this 2 minutes of gibberish and doesn’t think he’s a raving lunatic should not be allowed to vote. It’s truly insane it’s close at all. 

 

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Anyone that listens to this 2 minutes of gibberish and doesn’t think he’s a raving lunatic should not be allowed to vote. It’s truly insane it’s close at all. 

 

This belongs on Side 1 of Trump’s Greatest Hits along with Shark v. Sinking Electric Boat Battery.  This is pure art.

i have no idea, but i would assume something called the Economic Club of NY has a good number of educated, successful economists and financial specialists as members? so like... how are their eyes not rolling out the back of their head as he ties childcare costs to fucking tariffs?? 🤣😝

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

Vance: "Migrants are eating cats and shit in Ohio! Where's our border czar????"

1) That's not happening and 2) she's not a border czar. Other than that, great job today, you fucking neanderthal. 

Insult to Neanderthals.

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