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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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This may be great for the governorship, but I'm not so sure it isn't also good for trump, as other folks have posted. Robinson was getting out the vote against him. I hope this motherfucker doesn't resign from the race. 

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Hard to believe he won't be succesful in getting what he wants. What do the law dogs say about the odds here? @TwiceHorn @dcbc @Gatorubet  @Ghost of LL

It's amazing how much musk looks like sammy sosa'd Kim Jon Un there...

The trust is irrevocable but for a narrow provision if he can convince the court he's acting in the best faith of all of its named beneficiaries. It's a roll of the dice and certain to be appealed no matter which side wins at trial. 

21 hours ago, royiv said:

The two of you should each pop open a cold beer and enjoy it while doing this to make it an especially memorable father son experience.

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Just now, Js1 said:

Well that seems typical for Republicans - they love trans porn

 

 

Peeping into areas where women were changing?

Thinking slavery is okay?

Is he trying to become a Republican presidential candidate?

16 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Never could have seen that one coming

Or could nazi that coming.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Peeping into areas where women were changing?

Thinking slavery is okay?

Is he trying to become a Republican presidential candidate?

Old white guy being a disgusting creeper is "one of us." Robinson won't get that allowance, which will of course make him hate his own blackness even more. 

5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump has never lost the real popular vote. Haven't you been paying attention the last 8 years?

“I won more votes than any sitting president, 75 million”

Narrator: Biden won 81 million

23 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I dont know why anyone is surprised. Considering their president showed up at the Republican national convention, I didn't see a world where they'd endorse harris unless that yutz was fired at the same time. 

Numerous Teamsters locals have endorsed Harris as have black Teamsters and others. As regards the non endorsement, follow the money.

24 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Breaking: Diaper Don campaign released a statement about Kari Lake

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Ha. I first read the billboard as "Team Immunity".

Just now, Horndog said:

Ha. I first read the billboard as "Team Immunity".

Team Mutiny would also work.

9 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Peeping into areas where women were changing?

Thinking slavery is okay?

Is he trying to become a Republican presidential candidate?

Some locker room shenanigans before women got all woke with their #metoo shit? No problem.

Holocaust denier? Everyone is entitled to their opinion. 

Slavery was, at worst, just a big misunderstanding and, at best, pretty great? Sure, I mean that's just logic.

Habitual Nazi sympathizing? Well, if you don't believe in the Holocaust, Hitler was a pretty swell guy.

Stepping out on your pregnant wife? She was probably being a bitch.

Admitting to watching trans porn? GET OUT!!

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25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Well, I guess it's a little different. Melania was technically no longer "pregnant."

But was she still in the window for one of those Trump special post birth abortions?

Just now, TexasEd said:

But was she still in the window for one of those Trump special post birth abortions?

OMG. Every accusation is a confession. I'm being completely serious. 

6 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Numerous Teamsters locals have endorsed Harris as have black Teamsters and others. As regards the non endorsement, follow the money.

So basically everything I said? Yeah. 

If it's online stuff from 20 years ago, it could really only be Chris Hansen type stuff. 

There could be grainy video of him jacking it on Chaturbate to an 11 year old boy dressed as Adolph Hitler.
Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

 

yessssss

Even if he took himself out, you would have a bunch of true believers PISSED at Trump for pushing him out of the race.  

But this is perfect. 

25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Well that seems typical for Republicans - they love trans porn

They do. It’s such a weird dynamic. Those who most loudly attack trans rights keep getting caught looking at trans porn. Alex Jones is one famous example. 

The world would be a much better place if these dipshits would grow up, admit they have a kink, realize literally no one gives a shit, and stop acting like Nazi assholes to an entire class of people they feel guilty about finding attractive. 

Which, to be fair, it sounds like this Robinson dude tried to do at least some of that at one point. 

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Old white guy being a disgusting creeper is "one of us." Robinson won't get that allowance, which will of course make him hate his own blackness even more. 

So you're saying he'll be a SCOTUS candidate?  

1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

So you're saying he'll be a SCOTUS candidate?  

Oh if Clarence could name his replacement, it would be this guy 

3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

yessssss

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Straight dudes being into trans porn while being vehemently anti trans in public is something that hardcore right-wingers can really relate to, so my guess is that this actually helps the Lt. Gov

8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

yessssss

I had a feeling this guy's ego would be too much for him to drop out. My one concern is litereally someone offered to write him a huge fucking check if he dropped out today. Which I guess could still happen, but awesome. Deny Deny Deny republicans. 

Maybe Robinson is a huge Kanye fan. I miss non-crazy, non-anti semite Kanye.

 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I had a feeling this guy's ego would be too much for him to drop out. My one concern is litereally someone offered to write him a huge fucking check if he dropped out today. Which I guess could still happen, but awesome. Deny Deny Deny republicans. 

It’s not so much HIS ego as his god given right to hold that office. 

So my only concern is we wind up looking at one of those "isn't it amazing" apps and find out that "trans porn" is the most searched thing in NC.

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But man, that would be a bummer if he took hold of the hypocite self-loathing pron vote - which is apparently quite large - in this way.

On 9/18/2024 at 11:20 AM, Zonahorn said:

When Trump loses Vance’s career is over

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6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It’s not so much HIS ego as his god given right to hold that office. 

I believe that guy is an actual man of god, who gives a shit about the bible, about as soon as I belive that Futureman is a good poster, or Slorch was sober the other night. 

3 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

And they are pissed. ROYALLY pissed.

They are NOT a monolith!

that won't hurt him much if at all.  everyone knows he's a lunatic but...(R).

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Don’t we have to know what kind of trans porn we’re talking about ?

I mean, is it a chick with dick fucking another chick or a dude?

Or is it a dude with a vag getting eaten by a chick or banged by a dude.

Seems like there’s some nuance at play here.

4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

The pressure is on this biscuit to drop out. New scandal scheduled to drop soon. True to grifting nature, he will name his price, the GOP will pay and he’s likely to be history. The window for him to drop out closes tomorrow.

7 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Don’t we have to know what kind of trans porn we’re talking about ?

I mean, is it a chick with dick fucking another chick or a dude?

Or is it a dude with a vag getting eaten by a chick or banged by a dude.

Seems like there’s some nuance at play here.

It's girldick.

I liked the "I would certainly buy a few" comment... as if his black ass wouldn't be one of the slaves

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“I like watching tranny on girl porn! That’s f*cking hot! It takes the man out while leaving the man in!”

Difficult to argue with his logic.

8 minutes ago, Satchel said:

The pressure is on this biscuit to drop out. New scandal scheduled to drop soon. True to grifting nature, he will name his price, the GOP will pay and he’s likely to be history. The window for him to drop out closes tomorrow.

there's more than a few MAGAs defending him (Robinson). 

Trump backed this dude and would have to admit he was wrong. 

of course he could just say he never liked him...

If he had stopped at calling himself a Nazi it would probably have been a news cycle or two and the R party would have shrugged its shoulders en masse. But openly expressing a desire for slavery, that will capture numerous headlines. To be clear though slavery is what the GOP wants; it's just that they typically advocate for it using much more complicated methods - harsher prisons, debt prisons, illegalizing being homeless, allowing corporate landlords unlimited rights, endorsing police brutality and their ability to be above the law, and removing tenant rights, etc etc etc.

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I love trans and he's very good with the trans

Trump would say he doesn't know him.

14 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Don’t we have to know what kind of trans porn we’re talking about ?

I mean, is it a chick with dick fucking another chick or a dude?

Or is it a dude with a vag getting eaten by a chick or banged by a dude.

Seems like there’s some nuance at play here.

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17 minutes ago, Slacks said:

All the ahit we talk about on here is not real...

Rule 34

36 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Ok but why wouldn't Stein's campaign sit on this until tomorrow just to be sure no dropping out??

Because this is the NCGOP’s doing not Stein.

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